💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Black Man Underwear said:
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Vintage piggy.
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He kind of looks like young norm here, like a bizzaro version.
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Judge Holden said:
Area fat man continues to mealpost
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My questions that have arisen from this post:
1. Is he eating this to get into the mind of or befriend the local negroids that supply both his cured meats and copious farts into his wife's vagina?
2. Perhaps he is trying to replicate their culinary prowess so he too can possess the same power of farting into his wife's vagina?
3. Is it a lure for young black children that are begging to be ground up in pepperoni?
4. Isn't this a rather large portion for people of an average BMI?
5. Has anyone noticed how considerably fat this man is?

Really activates those almonds.
 
Pattern Noticer said:
He kind of looks like young norm here, like a bizzaro version.
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Young Norm was a handsome man with great hair and sense of humor, young Rick got the Private Pyle stare going on with a forehead big enough to house several military bases, while looking so greasy even in black and white that I'm surprised it hasn't been invaded for oil yet.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Most likely he's going to end up fat and bedridden in some government nursing home, stalkering the CNA-childs and telling them to enjoy prison.

And when that day comes, I hope to God someone makes sure those poor innocents can find the history.
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I did not poop in my bed, child nurse. That DID NOT Happen. Not a single time. One of my stalkers is framing me, and you are helping. I used to know how to deal with niggermeat like you.
 
This fucking guy SLAYS me, my poor ribs. I have done my best to introduce him to my normie friends on occasion but alas, they invariably dub me the stalker child for such transgressions against their incessant goyslop gorging.

I hope Pat lives to be 103 and keeps sassing everyone online, and becomes even more of an unassailable institution than he already is, and I suspect there's already multigenerational pat posters in the works if that hasn't happened already. Big love to this thread/community (except the swatters, that shit is fucking gay as fuck).

Also I must say, lest it go unsaid: This fellow is quite rotund, impressively so. I dare say he may attract as much amorous melanated attention as his dowdy roommate, we all know how they like em "thicc". :oops:
 
When I first discovered Pat, I thought he was fake/a bit. Then when I dug through a few rabbit holes I realized he was the real fucking deal.

Upon that realization, I kind of thought "well... if shutting up/DFE isn't a thing for this guy, has anyone been like yo dude.... monetize this?"

I imagine a friend in a bar, over drinks and shitty meatloaf, trying to beat it into his porcine skull that despite all his setbacks he HAS a brand/market, he just has to swallow that weird misplaced pride we all derive so much joy in guffawing at. Sell shirts/mugs/stickers/cameos with everyone's favorite hits, etc.

Shit.... he could even attempt being shiesty, and make a phony cutout profile to do it all, THEN fight with that sockpuppet to draw attention to it from all the trolls/rubberneckers. Easy money via plausible deniability... right?

I suppose if he did that, he wouldn't be the man of pig. Still... if I ever ran across him in the wild, I'd be tempted to feed him cheap beer and see if I could wrap this idea around his mind because I often find myself wondering if he'd even consider it.

Would you all feed the pig to keep poking him or would that idea be an exercise in futility? (I already know the answer on his end, but I'm curious about how everyone else feels about the idea, as a hypothetical. No gayops just a thought exercise).
 
Prince Alexander said:
When I first discovered Pat, I thought he was fake/a bit. Then when I dug through a few rabbit holes I realized he was the real fucking deal.

Upon that realization, I kind of thought "well... if shutting up/DFE isn't a thing for this guy, has anyone been like yo dude.... monetize this?"

I imagine a friend in a bar, over drinks and shitty meatloaf, trying to beat it into his porcine skull that despite all his setbacks he HAS a brand/market, he just has to swallow that weird misplaced pride we all derive so much joy in guffawing at. Sell shirts/mugs/stickers/cameos with everyone's favorite hits, etc.

Shit.... he could even attempt being shiesty, and make a phony cutout profile to do it all, THEN fight with that sockpuppet to draw attention to it from all the trolls/rubberneckers. Easy money via plausible deniability... right?

I suppose if he did that, he wouldn't be the man of pig. Still... if I ever ran across him in the wild, I'd be tempted to feed him cheap beer and see if I could wrap this idea around his mind because I often find myself wondering if he'd even consider it.

Would you all feed the pig to keep poking him or would that idea be an exercise in futility? (I already know the answer on his end, but I'm curious about how everyone else feels about the idea, as a hypothetical. No gayops just a thought exercise).
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He is a retarded schizo who spends his life TDS-posting on Xitter, but if he sold t-shirts he would be making bank.

Also Indian Tomlinson:
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It's a stretch but you can kind of see it.
 
Black Man Underwear said:
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2021 was a simpler time back when I shared this very photo. We had little to go off of for him so everything was new. I was wrong about his birthday and was corrected immediately (can't remember what cow I was thinking of for a 1977 DoB). Sad how much he changed in terms of looks, but being an alcoholic will do that to you. sad in the near 30 years since this photo was taken he's tried to keep that same haircut despite his hair thinning due to said alcoholism.
 
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