💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    697
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Those damn keeedz needing Walmart wagu stroganoff at 11 o'clock at night before they have to go to their 12:45 hip hop knitting recital ruined Ricky's stream tonight
 
Imagine going from 100K on a live stream to a dabbleverse side-character. Nick, we need the greatest legal mind of a generation to explain why we're all wrong about the plea deal and jail time. Fire up the stream, pussy.
 
This dude went to a law school that specialized in the legal strategy of shitting your pants in fear. He is the foremost scholar of wearing brown pants at all times. Chihuahuas stop shaking in his presence.
Lol, tonka can make his return now, Rackets is more of a coward than tonka.
 
He can't stream because he's already six sheets to the wind.

Also, how sad is it that April didn't write a letter for Nick?
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"Well, uh, the truth comes out. I never planned on streaming this evening. I work 40 hours a week as a lawyer, and I never gave cocaine to my daughter. This has all been a trick... you have been trolled."
 
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