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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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KillaSmoke said:
Nah, don't forget, Ralph told Jesse that he isn't a huge fan of anal, because penetrating an asshole requires a full erection
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This is cope. Ralph is secretly seething because he doesn't possess the size required to jam his Memphis Micro into anyone's chocolate starfish. We know he loves to dig around turd tunnels, after all.
 
Gotta be a scam. No way they took one look at this and thought “Yeah we want this on video”.

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Are they just hoping for retards to bite?
 
The best possible outcome of a “One Night at Ralphie’s” video would be taking too much xannies and passing out mid-act on top of her as he excitedly mumbles “cAn We HiT it?!?!”
 
Gator_Aids said:
The best possible outcome of a “One Night at Ralphie’s” video would be taking too much xannies and passing out mid-act on top of her as he excitedly mumbles “cAn We HiT it?!?!”
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Ralph being on top is most improbable part of that scenario
 
Xev said:
If a few Destiny blow job videos broke the farms I can only imagine what a piggertits porno would do.
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Nobody gives a shit about Ralph, the website will be fine. In fact everyone will become violently ill so the website will have a little less traffic than normal.
 
Gator_Aids said:
It feels like Ralph is gearing up to enter his John McAfee arc. Seems like a fitting chapter.
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Enough of the "Whale Thumbing is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to thumb one, you damn well better believe it's consensual, bish!
 
We need a new poll on the outcome of his pornstar escapades. Will he hit the goal? Pussy out? End up in a Colombian organ harvest? Make the internet vomit?
 
AncientPhosphur said:
We need a new poll on the outcome of his pornstar escapades. Will he hit the goal? Pussy out? End up in a Colombian organ harvest? Make the internet vomit?
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I'm going with Ralph will fuck this up assuming it was a serious offer. Although there is a gonzo porn studio out there that does hire people with the build of an eldritch horror.
 
KillaSmoke said:
Nah, don't forget, Ralph told Jesse that he isn't a huge fan of anal, because penetrating an asshole requires a full erection
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It's pretty much confirmed that Ralph is impotent and can't satisfy women which is why he even admitted to paying a Mexican gigolo to fuck May in the Ass while he watched.
 
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