Porn and Porncows

[The Token Ethnic]

Kinda related but I remember seeing a documentary on MTV or VH1 in the early/mid 2000’s about porn actors trying to get into the music business. Can’t really remember who was featured except for Raylene and maybe Ron Jeremy? Anyways, a running theme was that porn actors couldn’t break into the music industry because of the “stigma” of being in porn. But when they would play some of their stuff, it would always be TERRIBLE. I just remember thinking what stigma? They don’t make it because their music fucking sucks.

There was also a brief attempt at having porn actors dub hentai anime as well.

 

[moocow]

They don’t make it because their music fucking sucks.

That's generally why they're in porn in the first place. They're terrible at everything else they ever try.

I'd say "I don't know how Traci Lords ever managed to have any kind of career after porn, especially given what she did to that industry" -- given she's literally only good at one thing -- but the answer is "because she's literally good at the one thing most likely to excuse having no talent in the entertainment industries."

She's a horrid singer and terrible actress, but it's obvious to anybody with a brain how she's maintained a (modestly successful) career. No other woman's ever sucked and fucked her way to mediocrity so blatantly, and it sucks (heh) that it mostly worked out for her given how many careers and lives she nearly ruined doing so (the feds went after dozens of porn actors, producers, owners, etc. because of her antics).

 

[NoBueno]

Any stunt for these OnlyFans girls to get in the news. I wonder if they are all signed to the same promotional company that buys these tabloid articles?

How many pornstar try get into the music industry?

Well, one i watch, June Lovejoy tries and well, i let you be the judge.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rh0X23Jy9zI

I can remember one former AKB48 singer, turned JAV, turned KPop

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Uh... pitbull the musician?

This reminded me to look up Emily Willis's status for some reason. Prognosis: not great.

"She does make outward noises from time to time, she does move her body around some, but her eyes do move, she does track, whether or not she's understanding exactly what's going on is hard for us to determine, I don't know."

 

[NoBueno]

Also, that videostuff is some woman called Barbin. She floods facebook with her robot style bodypopping that was kinda big in the 80s to new romatics.

Most of her stuff is just dancing shorts. But sometimes she goes out to troll people which is fun.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

a running theme was that porn actors couldn’t break into the music industry because of the “stigma” of being in porn. But when they would play some of their stuff, it would always be TERRIBLE. I just remember thinking what stigma?

stigma dick in your mouth

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"She does make outward noises from time to time, she does move her body around some, but her eyes do move, she does track, whether or not she's understanding exactly what's going on is hard for us to determine, I don't know."

Sounds like she's ready for the camera.

 

[moocow]

This reminded me to look up Emily Willis's status for some reason. Prognosis: not great.

"She does make outward noises from time to time, she does move her body around some, but her eyes do move, she does track, whether or not she's understanding exactly what's going on is hard for us to determine, I don't know."

Hopefully her family keeps her away from the shitheads in the industry who'll inevitably suggest "there's money in that kind of thing btw, we have a brand that handles that stuff."

 

[SIMIΔN]

Double confirmation. I almost dated a Chinese student that bragged to her mom about dating a tall white boy with blue eyes. I smelled something fishy and backed away.

I remember reading a 4chan greentext about how a upskilling soldier managed to get a Chinese cutie classmate into bed by hinting he was working on invisible surveillance balloons.
Unfortunately I couldn't find it, so here's something more uplifting.

Ebisu Musicats:

The background music overwhelmed their voices. Maybe the producer was hired for his dick.

Anri Okita also tried persuing a J-pop career:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ic8I6zzjEdI

Is she fully Japanese?

Uh... pitbull the musician?

To find out her ethnicity, I'd have get her in my google search history, sorry

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Is she fully Japanese?

IIRC, her father is some species of European.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

IIRC, her father is some species of European.

She was born in the UK (Birmingham, of all places) and moved back and forth between England and Japan, so she's bilingual.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

I saw Jenna Jameson on an episode of Dark Side of the Cage about War Machine, talking about Christy Mack's relationship with him. I honestly did not recognize her at all until they put her name up on the screen. What a trainwreck, between the awful ink and the plastic surgery.

 

[ChampFantana]

I blame the grudge, I associate Asian women with the antagonist in horror films. I literally screamed when one came up to me at a job I had. They're so scary.

Nigga, you gay as fuck.

 

[74164978231]

Little Lupe

Now that's a name.

Fun fact about 15 years ago some guy bought a porn DVD of her and was detained by us customs because of it as he was coming back into the US. Customs said the DVD was child porn so guy ended up getting charged and went to trial. Prosecutor even got a medical doctor to come testify that the woman on the DVD was clearly a minor.

Dude was gonna get fucked until hilariously little Lupe flew out to Puerto Rico and testified in the guys defense pointing out how retarded every person involved in his prosecution was.

https://nypost.com/2010/04/24/a-trial-star-is-porn/

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Prosecutor even got a medical doctor to come testify that the woman on the DVD was clearly a minor.

Dude was gonna get fucked until hilariously little Lupe flew out to Puerto Rico and testified in the guys defense pointing out how retarded every person involved in his prosecution was.

Think about this next time you think that "expert witnesses" are worth a shit.

 

[Ceral Funt]

To find out her ethnicity, I'd have get her in my google search history, sorry

Incognito mode is a thing.

 

[cybertoaster]

Aussie girls really dig Mediterranean dudes for some reason so there's that.

They want Giovanni the Italian millionaire, not Guido the squat fiat mechanic.

she got married to some ultra rich dude and was only in porn for a very short time, same thing happened with Peta Jensen

Looked it up and Peta isn't married, who would given the stuff she's done.

Total publicity stunt, never seen any cosplayers traveling in costume because it would ruin it.

about Christy Mack's

Yep that's the one I was talking about, the "you are paying for my company".

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

who would given the stuff she's done.

Any man with eyes

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Incognito mode is a thing.

You can also turn off Google search history or manually remove searches from it.

 

[NoBueno]

I saw Jenna Jameson on an episode of Dark Side of the Cage about War Machine, talking about Christy Mack's relationship with him. I honestly did not recognize her at all until they put her name up on the screen. What a trainwreck, between the awful ink and the plastic surgery.

Shes seen some shit, as high level porn stars are sometimes hired for yachting for the elite