💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ADN_VIII]

Steak Umm with Velveeta would be better than this crap. Also even the actual recipe is retarded (for once he actually included it even if he fucked it up). Why the fuck would you put Japanese barbecue sauce on a cheesesteak?

Steak Umm with Velveeta is my jam for a weekend with shitty weather. A John Woo film, a beer, and that cheap sandwich is a perfect rainy day.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

steak Umm with Velveeta is my jam for a weekend with shitty weather

I never tried them with Velveeta, I put them on the Schwebel buns and top with shreddy cheese and Tabasco.

 

[Remember to dilate]

Jack still survives and Simply Sara died.

Damn you, God. God damn you to hell.

Jack is not allowed the sweet relief of death. He must live to suffer the wendigo spirit.

 

[LifeAlert]

Gold from today's F as in Frank:

Jack looking at Jimmy like a snack





Exploitable


Example:


Freudian slip:

 

[Hamstirer]

Like it or not, isn't it supposed to be an essential part of it? I'm not from Philly but I've heard stuff along those lines, anyway.

From what I understand there are two sides. The side who gets cheez wiz , and the side that will stab you if you ask for cheez wiz.

 

[myhairisonfire]

Gold from today's F as in Frank:

Jack looking at Jimmy like a snack
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Exploitable
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Example:
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Freudian slip:
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My brother in Christ, I beg you to spoiler the mouth GIFs.

 

[Bassomatic]

What Net-en-ya-hoo did to Palestine is peanuts to what Jack did to Philadelphia.

As a Philly fag. I'm wounded deeply.

 

[AnOminous]

Gold from today's F as in Frank:

More like F as in Fellatio.

 

[Hojicha]

Jack excited over cereal being investigated

tbf this the only thing I have ever agreed with jack on
(not the food dyes, but Kellog's ruination of American male genitals since the 1950s.)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What Net-en-ya-hoo did to Palestine is peanuts to what Jack did to Philadelphia.

As a Philly fag. I'm wounded deeply.

I'm not even a Philly fag and I feel wounded.

 

[Tingle]

This coming from a man who is wrong about everything but never admits to it

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GET YOU SALVATION
ADMIT YOU WRONG


gob less umer'ca

 

[Free the Pedos]

Dumb cunt needs to shut the fuck up after she set my taxes on fire when she gave $150k to a scammer trying to buy pounds of gold off a Facebook ad.

Does Super Hans pay taxes? Did he give up the moped shop in Macedonia or is he back to bathroom fittings?

 

[Adamska]

From what I understand there are two sides. The side who gets cheez wiz , and the side that will stab you if you ask for cheez wiz.

It's Philly dude. You're gonna get knifed either way.

 

[the khat quaffer]

only two songs will be played at jackass's funeral. the first will be the jack on the go intro music as service begins. normally this is where the bereaved would speak but in jackass's case there would be crickets. as the forklift carrying jackass's casket slowly accelerates toward the grave, the copyright free drum beat will be played at max volume. once he gets dropped in the football field sized hole that hammy paid to have dug for him, business is concluded and jack jr goes home

"There comes a point in the service where the Rabbi is supposed to extol the virtues of the deceased. The Rabbi says, 'Alas, I did not know this man, I'm new here. You all knew him. Can anyone say something good about him?'

Dead silence. Goes on for about a minute. Two minutes. Finally a voice in the back,

'His brother was worse.'"

^source video (The Sopranos, Hesh's Joke at funeral)

 

[Lenzperkins]

From the latest F as in Fat, Jack doesn't realize he is live and drops the F bomb @ 0:20 sec mark. Lol.

https://www.youtube.com/live/fbmckaCF_gA?si=YWKV42erxhaWTU9g

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

From the latest F as in Fat, Jack doesn't realize he is live and drops the F bomb @ 0:20 sec mark. Lol.

https://www.youtube.com/live/fbmckaCF_gA?si=YWKV42erxhaWTU9g

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He sounded like he was desiring a big dick when he let that fly

 

[Falcon Sebben]

From the latest F as in Fat, Jack doesn't realize he is live and drops the F bomb @ 0:20 sec mark. Lol.

https://www.youtube.com/live/fbmckaCF_gA?si=YWKV42erxhaWTU9g

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Look how shocked his brother is when he says that.

It also makes sense that Jr shouts out gamer words when playing vidya with parents that swear around them.

 

[Lenzperkins]

Look how shocked his brother is when he says that.

It also makes sense that Jr shouts out gamer words when playing vidya with parents that swear around them.

The image of them next to each other looks like an ass

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Look how shocked his brother is when he says that.

It also makes sense that Jr shouts out gamer words when playing vidya with parents that swear around them.

Thats funny because Chuck was screaming F bombs the other week.

I stand by my opinion that all the dudes in this family are all at least a 5 or 6 on the Kinsey scale at minimum. In other words, they are gay af. The women are probably just as gay

 

[a terminal posture]

For some inexplicable reason Jack needs to tell Disney, who didn't even release the Minecraft movie, that they need remove the chicken jockey scene because of the viral crowd reaction meme, even though it's been a wildly successful movie and probably keeping a lot of theaters alive for another year.