Venti-Simps Rejoice!
It seems perpetual 13-year-long dater & sex-addict, I mean..
victim of serial monogamy
..Brittany Venti is ready for a
brand new dude already! As a whole TWO months of being single has been utterly unbearable for her.
So just like in
2018 (after Mason left her) &
2021 (after she dumped BernieBro) it's time for another round of
Boyfriend/Husband applications! Letting her audience know what we
knew for
2 months already: That she's single again and back in Texas. Like clockwork! Just as how she did her
2021 BF-Application 2 months after dumping BernieBro. And how it took about 2 months to come clean about her engagement breakup with TBYS (already living with Magni in NJ).
And remember her
December tweets, before she went "private", where she already literally gave her SIMPS a
heads-up when she'd be available again! It was clear back then she already broke up with Magni in her mind and took her time to plan dumping this oblivious fool and move to Texas.
So this is your chance, you secret-Venti-SIMPs lurking here!!! (I know you do)
Here's the
full form:
Now is she actually serious or just trolling? With everything Venti, the answer is:
"Yes.. no.. maybe.." She's certainly desperate enough to considered them! Remember, back during her 2018 BF-application-stream Magni (round 1) actually called in too (as "
CREATINEUSER")
and became her BF (but was already part of her friend-group). During her 2021 BF-application-stream
BigJoeySlapNuts, her long time viewer lusting over her since the Dale-days, also
called in and became her BF a couple months later. Even though that relationship was described by SlapNuts as pure hell and only lasted 2 months. Now both these fools were kinda pre-selected, but still she dated at least 1 Simp-viewer.
Her newest BF-application is also strikingly similar to her
April-2024 (not so) secret applications she posted in 4Chan,
particularly the travelling/LDR part, which
used to be a non-negotiable before SlapNuts (who she had a LDR relationship with
anyway, driving him broke with the plane tickets he had to pay).
But her non-negotiables don't matter anyway, because she breaks them all the time. Just look at her long list of hideous bottom of the barrel losers she dated, that don't come even close to her "standards". She almost married the literal opposite of what she says she's attracted to! So you
too have a chance with Venti!
Keep in mind though:
- Be prepared for Venti's endless drama, jealousy, immense mood-swings, restricted (corn-free) diet & dealing with her migraines.
- Pay up, because even though she mysteriously has the funds to sustain herself without a job, you will be paying for EVERYTHING!
- She will compare to her dozen+ previous BFs in every regard.
- The relationship will fail and guaranteed won't last longer than 1.5 years, max!
- The likelihood of you getting discovered and prominently featured in this very thread is significant.
Good luck SIMPS! You can do it!!