🍗 Deathfat Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

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When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.2%

  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.1%

  • Within a year

    Votes: 209 26.7%

  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 144 18.4%

  • Never

    Votes: 26 3.3%

  • Shes already there

    Votes: 254 32.4%
  • Total voters
    784
Juliana privated her Instagram

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Corissa, meanwhile, decluttered her jean collection

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LMAO, the pile of failure. I doubt she tried them all on. She knows most of those are several sizes too small.

Juliana must be having serious health problems to take her Instagram down. Or maybe the Go Fund Me scam is catching up with her somehow?
 
Breadbear said:
So who else would pay to see the Baldwin police force come to try to forklift J away to jail for her pseudo political nonsense?
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I think what's more likely to happen is a controlled detonation, like they do with rotting whale carcasses on the beach.
 
FarmVille said:
no, she’s worried. Trump will come after her because of her activism.
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I absolutely believe that Juliana is dumb enough and self-important enough to believe her watermelons are enough to get her accidentally deported to El Salvador. As if they could manage to squeeze her on the plane.
 
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Breadbear said:
So who else would pay to see the Baldwin police force come to try to forklift J away to jail for her pseudo political nonsense?
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Too bad it's not going to happen; as with Jae Bae, I'd love to see how much weight she'd lose while locked up, forced to eat human-sized portions, and with her access to the snack cupboard cut off.

ETA: That said, the chances that a forklift will be involved in getting her out of that house are really high, especially if she has the bad luck to have a medical emergency while in her bedroom. Whether she'll be alive for that indignity or not remains to be seen.
 
FarmVille said:
no, she’s worried. Trump will come after her because of her activism.
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I know you think it's funny to say stuff like this, but I don't.

I don't care if he's old. If they're both running on foot, he'll catch her. Give him a switch, and the outcome will be brutal, and not at all laughable. This is extremely immature, even for you.
 
How many pounds of denim do we think that is?

Juliana is either suffering from even more severe TDS than usual or she’s encountered a new health problem that even she can’t spin as the result of oppression.
 
Corissa went on a weekend retreat with friends

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Revealed in the comments that the itinerary included a seed store in Missouri

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Corissa finally is back to posting on IG and I don't think I saw J anywhere in her posts.
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Also dug up some old youtubes of J's channel from 5/6 years ago.



 
Corissa: "I love spring! Look at my ass! #BringBackTruckSluts"

Juliana: [crickets]

You'd think Corissa would want to post some happy springtime pics with the love of her life, or at least mention her.
 
I still wonder if they are having relationship issues. Corissa suddenly says no more IG (J's main place to post) stops posting for a month. Then J privatized and we find out Corissa had gone out of state on a trip and i think the woman she was with was the one she used to flirt with and have at the house for fun time. Now Corissa is back posting as if she never stopped with no J.
 
What the average person thinks of when they hear "truck slut":
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What Corissa thinks of when she hears "truck slut":
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Also, holy fuck, her gunt apron is hanging down between her legs. What a disturbing sight.
 
Clotso Coof said:
Corissa: "I love spring! Look at my ass! #BringBackTruckSluts"

Juliana: [crickets]

You'd think Corissa would want to post some happy springtime pics with the love of her life, or at least mention her.
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Not only that, but given the circumstances (no Juliana, and J on priv), the posts she has made reek of "look at what you're missing, I'm having sexy fun being cute with someone else."
(Jk, they reek of sour milk, but ykwim)
 
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