🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Aidan]

He's also not a hacker at all in a technical sense and has fundamental misunderstandings of how things work. A reminder, he thought that a VPN IP was a hacker's jump box even after being told it was a VPN IP for Tunnelbear and VirusTotal, which he glanced at, even reporting as such, among many other glaring issues with his faux analysis he tried to do which had no methodology beyond wild guesses.

Adding that he also thought a game hacker installed malware that persists across Windows installs and hard drive repartitions through port 135. In the end, the actual hacker hacked the game server, had fun with it, and later said how they did it, the computer was never hacked. That troll hacker was more of a grey hat, white hat, black hat, etc than Mald will ever be.

 

[el gordo]

Using the term Gray hat to reffer to himself is like trying to have his cake and eat it too.

it fucking be like that

hes got two stories that are complete contradictory
1, where he complains that the hotel rooms at defcon got searched by police, and how that was a breach of morals becasue they are good hackers and use their skills for good
2, when that one guy at defcon put down multiple stingrays and tried a massive data breach

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Guys, did you know that I am, in fact, a white hat hacker?

You need to hack with a durable meat cleaver, especially when the meat is frozen. And white hats are company policy but if given the choice a brown hat would be more neat.

 

[potato sack]

@Vibe_Guy the thing you tagged to go on the grey hat ramble is a videogame about hacking that maldy played once

from the official grey hack server on the general channel:

(lol telling people seeking offsec advice to go to a videogames discord )

i dont know if he fancies himself a grey hat hacker but the thing you specifically pulled is completely unrelated. its part of the games on the discord's channel

you wouldve known this if you googled grey hack, or checked the discords role guide

theres plenty things to make fun of mald without making shit up

 

[Vibe_Guy]

dont be a faggot theres plenty things to make fun of mald without making shit up

I am... not very bright.

Somebody else got confused too, lol,

Then my bad, he mentioned being a hacker with a DEF CON badge so you know, though he identified as such.

 

[potato sack]

all good, he does talk about being a hacker a lot

id be surprised if he also was a criminal, hes a colossal faggot when it comes to anything remotely adjacent to it

closest thing he said related to that was sending someones malware package submitted at a game jam to 'some friends of his' (A, A, i dont know how to archive shorts)

combine that with how much maldy likes to lie, and how he'd likely been carried through his defcon career, and think if any of this shit is legit lol

i dont think he even got malware in the first place

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

The only hat Mald is related to is the pointy teracota gnome hat stretching his rectum. He can't hack, and he can barely code. Simple as.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Using the term Gray hat to reffer to himself is like trying to have his cake and eat it too

Irrelevant, since Mald is not and has never been a hacker; neither in the sense of being a skilled and unorthodox creator of things (his game is not even entry level quality), nor in the sense of someone skilled in breaking security (he does not even have a entry level understanding of how most relevant tech works).
Not even worth it talking about black/white/grey hat when mald is metaphorically bald.

Which would imply that a neo-nazi who made the thread, me (in his eyes), knowingly interacted with a homosexual, and numerous other homosexuals on the site, even without being homosexual myself, despite Nazis hating homosexuals and killing and imprisoning them in WW2. Which would mean, I am in fact, not a Nazi.

What? That jump in logic is fucking retarded.

 

[potato sack]

Not even worth it talking about black/white/grey hat when mald is metaphorically bald.

lmao bald hat hacker

 

[Vibe_Guy]

What? That jump in logic is fucking retarded.

The thread was made to look in the media as originating from a hate alt-right forum targeting gay people so being hyperbolic since most people who read the articles didn't bother to read the actual thread and wrote it off on mainstream platforms as a far right thread targeting queers by Joseph Coxs breaking news article. So assumed I was labeled as a Nazi targeting queers by people who just read the news and don't read or lurk on KF.

To be fair to journos, aside from Cox sucker, nobody else said so, just said a site is selling your messages.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/04/message-scraping-user-tracking-service-spy-pet-shut-down-by-discord/

Fuck you arstechnica hope you choke on Joseph Coxs. It also doxes men too frequently. KF doesn't discriminate.

 

[and six goriilion others]

Considering the hacker talk, slightly more off-topic but I want to share Richard Stallman's autistic rant on chopsticks and what "hacking" is. https://stallman.org/articles/on-hacking.html

 

[Vibe_Guy]

New stream:

 

[The sticky sock]

New stream:
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"Come check out my stream where we chat with a developer about the latest update for the game Marathon! Just a heads up, viewers can't ask me about updates for Heartbound. Anyone who does so will be banned on the spot by my elite grey hat team of paid Blockland mods."

 

[potato sack]

so far then we have
a hacker that isnt a hacker
who has as a right hand man a lawyer who isnt a lawyer
has a pooner wife thats a man who isnt a man
develops a game that isnt getting released
makes money of game dev streams that arent about game dev
and runs a ferret rescue that isnt a rescue

did i miss anything

 

[Vibe_Guy]

While sperging about national socialism, extreme version of nationalism. Mald conveniently just now commented on Nationalism. And even acknowledges it's not normally what he talks about. Caught a snipped while live but you can rewind later. A little bit before this he explicitly comments on nationalism but didn't clip in time.

Looks like we accidentally socially engineered mald

 

[el gordo]

Looks like we accidentally socially engineered mald

we?

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Even if they did they didn't set the 1st of the month, Maldy did. He could have just as easily gone for 2 monthly, or quarterly, or literally not announced a target at all and gone for the "it'll be out when it's ready" approach that so many studios do.

Over promise, under deliver. It's the worst type of person to work with.

What is the difference between this and, say, keeping a piece of paper around with your passwords on it, preferably away from webcams and in a secret drawer/place?

So specifically he mentioned stenography, which in this case is hiding his keys and passwords in an abstract medium. There's a few issues here but I'll highlight the obvious ones:

1. He TOLD people he hides his keys using stenography in images. Should anyone be able to breach his system, it's a matter of a scraping images for anomalous patterns using Oracle tools. Like brute-forcing, but you have half the work down for you already: data type, source, and purpose.

2. It's tedious at best and exhibitonist at worst - he can easily host a private local keychain that rotates weekly and changes all stored passwords with padding, shifting, etc. Hosted on a RaspPi would be a bonus. Lightweight, proprietary to the user, and local. If he really wanted to show off his technical skills that'd be it. But no. He uses image memes with easily scrapable and static keys.

This line is as overused and misunderstood

Good code is functional. Government code has strict standards, especially commenting, venvs, version control, and a shared philosophy for syntax.

Grey/white/black hat is basically IT astrology and/or philosophy.

Sort of. It used to refer to script kiddies who got caught doing cracker stuff on both sides of the law. It's not used these days as most hacking groups are really organised. Grey hatters and now purple hatters (blue/red teams).

malware that persists across Windows installs and hard drive repartitions through port 135

In a LAN or is he really that retarded?

from the official grey hack server on the general channel:

Awful advice. Set up a home lab, a VM, break shit, document everything. that's the best way to learn. Even HTB is better than StEaM GaEM 4 haxors.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

New stream:
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Updates on everything but his game.

 

[Meth Reindeer]

The difference is someone can't steal a piece of paper over the Internet.

The funny thing is, storing passwords on paper by your computer actually prevents a lot of potential attacks like you point out. Sure it's insecure in the naive sense that they're out "in the open", not encrypted etc. But the vast majority of password leaks come from businesses not users. Storing your password on paper lets you create a decently complex password for every site you use (never reuse passwords). You can then physically squirrel it away in a locked drawer which no hacker can access short of breaking in and finding where you store it. I mean local password managers that encrypt and let you generate random passwords are better, but paper is a manageable normie solution that mitigates a lot of issues.

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Lol. I don't completely disagree with it, but there is bad code. And we all know who's code that describes.

I hope Low Level isn't a Mald ballwasher, he does some alright content on YouTube and actually suggest people learn things like C. There's definitely "bad code" and good code, all programmers have written the former at some stage in their career, some even write good code from time to time. The idea Low Level describes is humble when it comes from competent programmers and cope when it comes from the incompetent.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

we?

*me, as in "I", don't want to rope in you guys the furry CIA is watching.

Swear I didn't intend it nor interacted off site, unless watching the stream counts.
Maybe he can be socially engineered into finishing the game