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How Long Will Anisa Continue to Stream?

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nanona said:
Why it the petition so generous and gives her time until May 1st?
Anisa claims she can deadlift over double her body weight at any time!
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I know, she should do it tomorrow and potentially get the money. If she succeeds and they don’t pay up they look like an ass and she looks amazing and would get donations out the wazoo for doing it. She would unironically get donations just by trying to complete the task even if she can’t do it. Perfect opportunity for her to go to the gym tomorrow and take some chuds money and prove the haters wrong if she can, perfect opportunity to be a good sport and raise some money by just showing up and trying if she can’t! It’s a win-win for charity and her honestly.

All she has to do is announce the challenge and have her, Ian and creator clash socials announce the stream and she can attempt it while shilling for charity sheckles. She can put on makeup and try to look cute. God they need a PR team.

The petitioner fucked up by using unflattering photos. She’ll use that as an excuse to ignore it because “they never would have given money anyways” and she’s too retarded to understand by just playing along she’ll get money by not caring that she’s being trolled and trying anyways.
 
Leo Frank said:
A petition made on change.org calling for Anisa to prove her lifting abilities from an Anisa parody twitter is being shared in her and Creator Clash’s comments lmao

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Hell, I would donate to this cause. It's funny and would actually be a good chance to prove Anisa isn't full of shit. But we all know she will ignore this and complain about it in private, maybe even try to get it removed, lmao...
 
Piss Bear said:
Hell, I would donate to this cause. It's funny and would actually be a good chance to prove Anisa isn't full of shit. But we all know she will ignore this and complain about it in private, maybe even try to get it removed, lmao...
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We all know she will do this, and of course she'll find some other excuses. This bitch is too predictable
 
Piss Bear said:
Hell, I would donate to this cause. It's funny and would actually be a good chance to prove Anisa isn't full of shit. But we all know she will ignore this and complain about it in private, maybe even try to get it removed, lmao...
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If she gets this removed it’s so petty it’s sad. It’s not like the “ian hates niggers” fundraiser, it’s just a fitness challenge for charity with some ugly pics of her. I just noticed the handle is “watchingtardz” as well which gives her another out because heckin ableism. Only Anisa, Ian and her mom are allowed to be ableist to people they don’t like.
 
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Anisa's latest instagram stories.

If you would have given me a full week to think of a dumb caption for the first picture, I don't think I could have come up with something as cringe as "trying to shove our dog up his butt". Why do these people always make jokes that even middle schoolers would consider immature?
I know that on the Kirk Honda episode she said that she sometimes mentally goes into 5 year old mode, but even so this joke is fucking retarded.

All of these picture are head-scratchingly weird. Why is Ian topless? Why does he have a random cover on his thighs? Is it because he's cold? Maybe he should wear a shirt if he's cold.

Also, this might sound psychotic; I am a big fan of animals, but for some reason I only feel disgust when I see their dog Merlin. Fiona I can tolerate a lot more, but Merlin looks disabled. Seeing that stupid fucking malformed face with those big eyes that look like they're about to burst out of his eye sockets fills me with contempt. This has nothing to do with the Jomhas, besides the fact that they picked this breed, and I apologize for using this post as my blog/ therapy monologue.
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According to this post it seems like Ian is the one making the joke. Whatever the case, it's really cringy. Imagine how it went down: Anisa and Ian are both on the couch, they've been scrolling on their phones not saying a word to each other for hours. Their little abomination dog wants to play, so starts rolling around on Ian, Ian makes a shitty joke, and Anisa thinks it's SOOOO FUNNY that she turns on the camera and takes some photos, continues ignoring Ian and spends the next 5 minutes posting about it all over Twitter.
Lame...
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Take the poor dog on a walk or go outside and throw the ball for him, he wants to play you retards
 
Piss Bear said:
According to this post it seems like Ian is the one making the joke. Whatever the case, it's really cringy.
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Did the IG story come before the Xitter post? If so, she’s using the Farms to gauge the response and after seeing people say “that is such unfunny immature potty humor”, she shifted from that was her creative original joke to “Ian said this lol” caption
 
Chris Konon said:
Isn’t lifting 2x the body mass for a woman like an elite level of athleticism?
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Sure, but you're thinking of a regular, if extremely well trained and conditioned human.
And we all know that Anisa is a freak of nature. From her enlarged heart, to her double uterii, she is a genetic wonder for whom deadlifting 2x her body weight is not just possible, but downright easy!
All the while spending her days cooking mediocre meals and doomscrolling tiktok.

She's just fucking lying, bro. And the worst (or best) part is that she's too unknowledgeable and lazy to research in order to craft mildly believable lies
 
... but her 13+ concussions keep her from actually proving any of her claims on video! :(
bitch removed her overinflated tits and she still doesn't step into the ring! she would totally prove dem haters wrong if it wasn't for her self diagnosed concussions and autism. fr, fr, no cap, love wins.

but more importantly, have you seen her BaYaaaNgS? she's SO cutie patooty baby girl!
 
Chris Konon said:
Isn’t lifting 2x the body mass for a woman like an elite level of athleticism?
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I had a friend like Anisa. Absolutely just floating in life with no real goals or aspirations. One thing I noticed was the constant exaggeration of their own skill, and I think it was done because a) it’s easier to exaggerate than actually work on yourself and b) it makes them feel like their life wasn’t a complete waste.

If you want to learn and grow and not be subjected to posting below average food on Instagram, you actually have to turn inward and acknowledge that you are weak in certain fields. You are not the chosen one. You suck, and the only way you get better is to endure that suckage, feel inferior for a bit, and push through to the other side. People like Anisa are incapable of confronting that part of themselves. They either start a new skill and realize it’s too hard then drop it, or they find a skill that looks complex on the surface (basic baking/lifting) and exaggerate the hell out of their own abilities, hoping to impress the normies out of the loop.
 
Let’s add this one to the collage of how her life is changed. I know she woke up horrified at that petition because ignoring it is a lose-lose and she’s just turning down charity money. She’s probably actually spent most her morning trying to figure out how to get the petition and the account taken down while being panicking that another could easily be made. She’s going to Streisand effect it.

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It was sooooOOOO good, omg guise!

It's so obvious that she spends the entirety of her days doing nothing, because pretty much all of the food that she cooks is single serving sized. If she really was busy organizing CC3 and being in meetings, she'd cook enough for them to able to eat 2-3 days and not need to worry about having to prepare food; only having to reheat stuff. Or grab a piece of tiramisu out of the fridge.

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Leo Frank said:
Let’s add this one to the collage of how her life is changed. I know she woke up horrified at that petition because ignoring it is a lose-lose and she’s just turning down charity money. She’s probably actually spent most her morning trying to figure out how to get the petition and the account taken down while being panicking that another could easily be made. She’s going to Streisand effect it.

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I think the "cooking arc" is at it's end.
She clearly doesn't get as much validation and asspats as she wanted, otherwise she won't look for daily validation and "fake optimism" every single day by now.
The replies she makes are also worth of note: (x/a)
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She really should find a hobby that actually needs more attention. She could do more promos and do the charity challenge.
 
Drama Trauma said:
I think the "cooking arc" is at it's end.
She clearly doesn't get as much validation and asspats as she wanted, otherwise she won't look for daily validation and "fake optimism" every single day by now.
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She really should find a hobby that actually needs more attention. She could do more promos and do the charity challenge.
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Aw man, I was really getting into cooking arc. I hope she keeps up the tiramisu breakfasts, then we'll have a fat anus arc. You just know she's a fat girl trapped in the body of, well, whatever her body type is now. Medium fridge with noodle arms and legs that never lifted even her body weight with the head of female homer simpson.
 
Leo Frank said:
Let’s add this one to the collage of how her life is changed.
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"I used to be able to barely get out of bed. Now I have drugs, meds and SSRI"

...so that's why she's so ecstatic about her shitty baking and cooking. drugs do DO that, right?

also: why is she posting a video of a random, badly tattooed adolescent boy as "proof" for lifting weights??? The deal was it has to be a video of HER.
 
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