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What the fuck does "isogender" mean, anyways? Or "gender-expansive", come to that?
 
toilet_rainbow said:
Not a fetish!

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This message is for all the guys who idolize lesbian relationships in media and irl,

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

For me I didn't know why I loved lesbian relationships so much but I adored them, I even had a phase where I thought I was gay because I hated the idea of seeing myself as a boyfriend or a husband despine having little to no attraction to men and sooo much attraction to women, it took me another 2 years to fully figure out I was a transfem sapphic, and probably would have figured it out a lot sooner if somone had grabbed my little teenage cheeks looked into my eyes and told me if u want to be a lesbian you can be one so that's what I'm doing here,

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If you're a guy who likes lesbian relationships

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If you're a guy that thinks lesbian relationships are better, then het relationships and doesn't understand why

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If you're a guy who fantasizes about himself in a lesbian relationship

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If your a guy who's attracted to women and hates the idea of being a boyfriend or husband

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If your a guy who doesn't think he's "worthy enough" to be a lesbian

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If your a guy who thinks he'd be happier as a lesbian

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

Seriously you can give being a girl a try if it's not for you that's ok if it is then congratulations on figuring it out! You don't have worry about being "right" or "wrong" it's all a part of discovering yourself

Not porn sickness!

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How did I catch both autism and AIDS from a single Tumblr post

toilet_rainbow said:
“Is egg cracking, forcefem, and the like being predatory grooming the reason why people dislike them (and us in turn)?

“No. It’s purity culture’s fault”
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Time to commit jihad on all troons, who's TERFed up enough for it?
 
huesofmercury said:
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I played some splatoon. Acht, the character, is not actually nonbinary (or whatever the fuck they call it)

It's the retarded localizers who made it this way. In the original version, which is Japanese, this character is entirely female.

In fact, Acht appears in splatoon 2 as well, where she is referred to as.. female. In both languages.
 
Pooner wife is asking how she can brainwash herself into not being disgusted by her wife’s beard

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Posting it for posterity as this is some peak clownworld 2025 shit. Hope someone will get a good belly laugh if the farms are still around in a few decades.

Anyone else fell like their head is spinning when they read these absolutely nonsensical descriptions?

“Transmasc non binary butch”=woman
“Non binary femme lesbian”=woman

It’s like the Eskimos and snow man. They have dozens of weird words for “man” and “woman”.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
Not a fetish!

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This message is for all the guys who idolize lesbian relationships in media and irl,

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

For me I didn't know why I loved lesbian relationships so much but I adored them, I even had a phase where I thought I was gay because I hated the idea of seeing myself as a boyfriend or a husband despine having little to no attraction to men and sooo much attraction to women, it took me another 2 years to fully figure out I was a transfem sapphic, and probably would have figured it out a lot sooner if somone had grabbed my little teenage cheeks looked into my eyes and told me if u want to be a lesbian you can be one so that's what I'm doing here,

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If you're a guy who likes lesbian relationships

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If you're a guy that thinks lesbian relationships are better, then het relationships and doesn't understand why

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If you're a guy who fantasizes about himself in a lesbian relationship

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If your a guy who's attracted to women and hates the idea of being a boyfriend or husband

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If your a guy who doesn't think he's "worthy enough" to be a lesbian

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If your a guy who thinks he'd be happier as a lesbian

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

Seriously you can give being a girl a try if it's not for you that's ok if it is then congratulations on figuring it out! You don't have worry about being "right" or "wrong" it's all a part of discovering yourself

Not porn sickness!

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When I was younger, I wanted to kill myself when listening to my favorite music, watching TV, and going to school because I'd see and hear men talk about their normal lives where they can causally get with any women no problem because they are a biological man and the majority of women are straight.
It would upset me even more when I tried pooning out, only to feel excluded as most pooners were into men and didn't want to be a normal straight guy.
Being in fandoms was even more lonely because again, most women are straight, and most of them obsessed over male characters. I got into incel spaces- only to see below average men still manage to get girls to simp for them and to hear these same men talk about how lesbians have it "easy" even though we are 2% of the female population, surrounded by a hedonistic culture.

But sure, you are such a lesbian.
 
Syikeblade said:
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This Korean pooner is upset she can't play pretend to get a job, not many comments yet but one of them suggests trying to bend the rules a bit... in Korea.
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What a retard.
Why would she ask NEET westoid redditors about pooning out in a Korean workplace?

They barely understand social dynamics in their own culture, and yet the retarded OP asks them what to do in an Korean office…

Just do as Californian little dood working in a queer speciality coffee shop says, duh!
 
toilet_rainbow said:
although i rarely hear it phrased this way, i think that a lot of the moral outrage, disgust, and obsession over the idea of a trans person’s egg cracking partly due to particular kinds of sex and porn is an expression of common cultural anti-sex attitudes in general. If the culture you grow up in views sex and masturbation as dirty, debasing, shameful, and that it should be entirely contained to its own private and secret realm, then the idea of someone discovering anything of value about themselves through sex or masturbation is revolting and inherently false. if you see sex as a sin that taints everything it touches, then it makes a kind of rational sense to see any self-discovery related to sex, even tangentially, as being forever sexual and often dangerously perverse, regardless of form, content, or material removal from sex itself. it’s not just a right wing thing either. although not the same degree of problem, the vaguely leftie “we should remove all gratuitous sex scenes from media” crowd are, often without realizing, expressing the same idea that sexuality is both singularly special and without inherent worth, and that it has no place anywhere outside its private realm.
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Porn and hentai are not real life. What a loser. He really deserves to be stuck having this conversation with himself in the comments section of pornhub video with 84 views for all of eternity.
 
deermeat said:
When I was younger, I wanted to kill myself when listening to my favorite music, watching TV, and going to school because I'd see and hear men talk about their normal lives where they can causally get with any women no problem because they are a biological man and the majority of women are straight.
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Feels I have a lesbian at work who told me that she loathes troons. And one of the reasons she hates the current culture of troon insanity, is because she could easily imagine herself being trashed as a young, impressionable lesbian teenager, who just realized that most of the cute girls want men.

That’s how most of these autists get caught up in the craziness I bet.

“Oh, you don’t HAVE to be a NEET/lesbian who’s a failure of a man/woman! You can just transition!”

Athena Save Us! said:
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Lol! That’s funny. The military commissar doesn’t give a shit about your “gender”. He just wants to make sure you don’t weasel out of your duties.
 
horseorigin said:
Telling men they can become lesbians is like the modern day equivalent of
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"Think and Grow Rich" by Napoleon Hill and Rosa Lee Beeland. It's considered one of the first ever self help books. It was published in 1937:

The main theme of the book is that anyone can achieve success and wealth by following a certain set of principles. Hill identified these principles as the "13 Steps to Riches," which included developing a positive mental attitude, setting clear and specific goals, developing a plan to achieve those goals, taking action, and maintaining a strong belief in oneself and one's capabilities. The 13 "steps" were:
  • 1. Desire: Start with a strong desire or burning ambition to achieve a specific goal or outcome.
  • 2. Faith: Have unwavering faith in yourself and your ability to achieve your goal.
  • 3. Autosuggestion: Use positive self-talk and affirmations to reinforce your beliefs and goals.
  • 4. Specialized knowledge: Acquire the knowledge and skills needed to achieve your goal.
  • 5. Imagination: Use your imagination to visualize your goal and see yourself achieving it.
  • 6. Organized planning: Develop a detailed plan of action to achieve your goal.
  • 7. Decision: Make a firm decision to follow through on your plan and never give up.
  • 8. Persistence: Keep working towards your goal, even when faced with obstacles or setbacks.
  • 9. Power of the Master Mind: Surround yourself with like-minded people who support and encourage you.
  • 10. The Mystery of Sex Transmutation: Use the power of your sexual energy to fuel your desire and drive.
  • 11. The Subconscious Mind: Tap into the power of your subconscious mind to help you achieve your goals.
  • 12. The Brain: Use your brain to analyze and plan, and to make decisions and take action.
  • 13. The Sixth Sense: Trust your intuition and inner guidance to help you make the right decisions and achieve your goals.
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Fapcop said:
Pooner wife is asking how she can brainwash herself into not being disgusted by her wife’s beard
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Many years ago, a lesbian said the phrase "icky, hairy men" to me. That popped into my head while I was reading that and when I hit "man ick territory" it was a perfect LOL moment. Some things do not change. Even the language used to describe it.
 
Syikeblade said:
Li'pooner needs attention and head pats
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“My girlfriend didn’t immediately make everything about me after a long day at her job! She’s so selfish, all I ask from her is constant validation and endless praise!”

I can’t get over how much these faggots demand to be the center of attention 24/7, but will bitch about “just wanting to pee!” and how they “just wanna be left alone and live our truth!”
 
Dr. Butt said:
HAHAHA You know it's a pooner from the fucking title!! This one sounds very under-17, though. Adults who are not family really should not be internet socializing with high school students.
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You say this as if most adult pooners aren't stunted womenchildren.
 
Sean Andalou said:
Splitter alert! 8)
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Because "trans" versus "cis" is yet another binary. :lit:

But seriously folks, if you're going to be a stupid made up category,
why be somebody else's stupid made up category?
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“Binary” vs “non-binary” is also a binary. I don’t know what “isogender” or “exornormative” mean (neither does my spellcheck) but it sounds like they are also opposites. Lol at these self-important wordsmith philosophers who think they have escaped all categorization with their amazing language games. If they ever leave the online bubble they won’t even be “assigned” trans, people will just see a smelly, awkward specimen of their birth sex.
 
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