Debate users @Welperhelper99 and @Generic Anime Girl on the ethics of Mormon e-dating - The real reason a kiwi dating app should never be made

[Axiom.]

No sane man is married.

Nigga you just said that you won't ever fuck until your married, you wanna get married after A MONTH of dating, and you're planning to have a family immediately soon after.
No sane woman would deal with that, goddamn. You need to get laid and smoke a joint nigga, I'll be honest with you.

 

[DickMain]

Nigga you just said that you won't ever fuck until your married, you wanna get married after A MONTH of dating, and you're planning to have a family immediately soon after.
No sane woman would deal with that, goddamn. You need to get laid and smoke a joint nigga, I'll be honest with you.

Mormons are a different breed, man.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Nigga you just said that you won't ever fuck until your married, you wanna get married after A MONTH of dating, and you're planning to have a family immediately soon after.
No sane woman would deal with that, goddamn. You need to get laid and smoke a joint nigga, I'll be honest with you.

You have not met Mormon women. Its like NASCAR. High speed low drag. Try to keep up.

 

[Skitarii]

You have not met Mormon women. Its like NASCAR. High speed low drag. Try to keep up.

So why don't you have a mormon girlfriend yet?

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

This thread has been hilarious. I hope GAG posts in it again so we can get 10 more pages of autism.

10 more pages of autism

 

[WelperHelper99]

So why don't you have a mormon girlfriend yet?

Because i've enjoyed being single tbh. Again NASCAR. You're committing to a lot when you get married.

 

[Imam Shamil]

Again NASCAR

I love your autism

 

[Skitarii]

Again NASCAR. You're committing to a lot when you get married.

Are you dating with marriage as the end goal, or are you planning to marry the first girl you date?

Big distinction between the two.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I am and always will be better than Russel Greer.

Not a high bar.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Are you dating with marriage as the end goal, or are you planning to marry the first girl you date?

Big distinction between the two.

The former. I've dated quite a bit tbh, more than most of my friends. I know what I'm generally looking for. I'm willing to be like my old Church teacher and date 100 women if its what it takes.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

The former. I've dated quite a bit tbh, more than most of my friends. I know what I'm generally looking for. I'm willing to be like my old Church teacher and date 100 women if its what it takes.

The clock is ticking. Never forget that, king.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

The clock is ticking. Never forget that, king.

Sperm is eternal. He may be 90, but he will find that perfect Mormon girl.

 

[Skitarii]

date 100 women

Okay so where is your mormon girlfriend, mr. "my bodycount is higher than brigham young"

 

[WelperHelper99]

Okay so where is your mormon girlfriend, mr. "my bodycount is higher than brigham young"

*insert Chris Chan "im working on it".gif here*

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

While I can't prove it, I'm convinced someone here jerked off to my Godzilla avatar and had post-nut clarity afterwards.

Spoiler: memory lane

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So don't feel bad about it, man.

Jerking to this is super-gay. This is Mothra Leo, the only MALE Mothra in the entire franchise.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

*insert Chris Chan "im working on it".gif here*

"I'm morming on it"

 

[FOUND YOU!]

*insert Chris Chan "im working on it".gif here*

"I'LL SEND IN DETECTIVES! I'LL SEND IN POLICE! I'LL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!"

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Jerking to this is super-gay. This is Mothra Leo, the only MALE Mothra in the entire franchise.

It's an actual joke in-context of the avatar's source, so it's doubly funny.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

"I'm morming on it"
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why can’t welper just try to convert a cute girl instead if he bitches about the LDS ones?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

my friend said the same thing then his oneitis got fingered by another man

he quit his job, sold his car, and enrolled in a seminary in Jerusalem, spends his days studying talmud

That's nothing. I know a guy who's oneitis fucked another man. Before the wedding. And at the wedding. Then she made out with him on the dance floor because she felt like it. I think he's dead now.

Well he was Jewish, so I mean... that's rough buddy. But seriously that's a risk I'm willing to take. 4 billion women on this rock. I'll find one or die trying.

They exist. Just not in America. American women blow. See the entire WHT for why.

Just remember, when i get married, that bitch is getting knocked up night one. Fuck condoms nigga. The mormon horde wont grow by itself.

If you were a real man, you'd knock up 5 women and make your harem. You're Mormon. I don't know why you're looking for a "soulmate". You can have five of them for when you get sick of one of them. Loving them all equally is easy when you don't love them at all.