🪦 Deceased Cooking with Simply Sara / Sara Potter

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She mentioned that lovely peppermint body wash. Is she doing MLM from her death bed?
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This is surely a tragedy. Me and the Mr. did enjoy her cooking show, though lately it has been too much diet content. Perhaps the lack of crisco and garlic powder finally did her in?
 
Clown Baby said:
I just want to say that I had her in the Kiwi Farms Deathfat Death Pool
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You and me both brother. Sara was morbidly obese, but she seemed like a nice person. Deathfats have to maintain a level of evil to stay alive, this is a fact.

RIP Simply Sara, you were too good for this (fat) world.
 
That's a bummer, agree it was nice to see somebody with a good outlook for once. The simpler cows are always a pallet cleanser.

For some reason my brain was feeding me info about Kay's Cooking until i clicked through.
 
Clown Baby said:
Well friends, that's it. Sara went to that big buffet in the sky last night. There isn't an online obituary to post yet and it's unclear what the actual cause of death was. I don't have the time to sit and collect all the posts but here are a couple of Sara's last posts about herself being ill with "a virus" that caused vomiting, and now her wall is flooded with RIP messages. I just want to say that I had her in the Kiwi Farms Deathfat Death Pool and gave compelling arguments for why she was indefinitely on her way out next but every idiot insisted it was Chantal. Chantal is a cockroach, Sara was teetering on the edge of death for the past 5 years and mainlining lard while nearly 50View attachment 7189304View attachment 7189346View attachment 7189347
I was ninjaed by Spergarella Jr while typing this up :'(
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Sounds an awful lot like Norovirus. Not typically fatal but I guess if anyone is going to die due to it, it's going to be a deathfat.

RIP
 
The Last Stand said:
Either her own cooking killed her or her body gave out from too much fat. Regardless, this was inevitable. RIP.
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Fats are more susceptible to viral infections and illnesses because they have a lowered immune system.

Shes making macaroni salad for Terry and Lowtax as we speak ❤️
 
Simply Sara finally died? I’m amazed she lasted as long as she did. I will miss her utterly repulsive recipes.
 
Ah, it finally happened. The most cheerful deathfat. No whining, body positivity or any of that shit. Aside from being a drag on the healthcare system, all she did was make outrageous foods and breathe heavily. RIP, may you bring your macaroni salad to fallen warriors in valhalla.
 
Clown Baby said:
Well friends, that's it. Sara went to that big buffet in the sky last night. There isn't an online obituary to post yet and it's unclear what the actual cause of death was. I don't have the time to sit and collect all the posts but here are a couple of Sara's last posts about herself being ill with "a virus" that caused vomiting, and now her wall is flooded with RIP messages. I just want to say that I had her in the Kiwi Farms Deathfat Death Pool and gave compelling arguments for why she was indefinitely on her way out next but every idiot insisted it was Chantal. Chantal is a cockroach, Sara was teetering on the edge of death for the past 5 years and mainlining lard while nearly 50View attachment 7189304View attachment 7189346View attachment 7189347
I was ninjaed by Spergarella Jr while typing this up :'(
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"My heart is heavy"
And so was Sara's. RIP
 
Sara was what, 44? 45? I was sure she'd be making giant bowls of calories for at least another decade.

Rest In Pepperoni, Queen. You were one of the good ones.
 
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