Maybe he uses one of those plastic molds you can get for shaving your beard into specific shapes if you're extremely gay.
Your generosity there is remarkable.
I'm anxiously awaiting the Facebook screed the second his dad misgenders him, or Dave even thinks he has.
Worth noting that dad doesn't misgender him. Even in the audio recordings he secretly makes and posts to prove what a narcissistic psychopathic monster his father is, he calls Dave "Danielle." Even I, sensitive shitlib that I am, wouldn't do that for him.
They'd have to have any idea he's even supposed to be a woman first. At first glance he just looks like yet another a unkempt hobbit who is trying unsuccessfully to pick up chicks, just like the rest of that band.
Looking at her social media she performs at a "Club Vogue" in Columbia quite often. She also went to Columbia College
Suicide Girls used to be very competitive at the height of its popularity (in like 2005), I was briefly housemates with a girl who got rejected from them because her nose was too big (lol) and was really salty about it. But given the whole Emo Scene thing that site used to cater for is largely dead I imagine they're less fussy these days.
