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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Lidl Drip said:
You said he is "a spiritual woman" and this gets said in this thread all the fucking time "Ralph acts like a woman" "womanly behavior" etc. and it's just wrong.
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Alogs learned long ago that a failure like Ralph can cling to a very few things to give the illusion of self-worth - he’s white and he’s got a penis. Self-worth through vague race and gender affiliation is all he’s got.

He’s also forever obsessed with and angry at women, so misogyny and porn are the only balms that sooth him.

ulsterscotsman said:
Not to turn this further into a whole man vs woman thing, but you do know that deadbeat mothers are a thing as well right?
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No, really? There are dead beat moms but the social stigma and shame towards mothers who abandon kids is huge, whereas dead beat dads are an accepted part of modern society. Some dads are downright proud of being deadbeats to many children. (Ralph would be among this demographic had the Internet and Jim, not bullied him.)

Society would be better off if dead beat dads felt shame, or at least were given the level of stigma, as deadbeat mothers.

Ralph had his chance to be a dad for a whole year with Pantsu but instead he thought it was awesome to stay drunk and pilled out 24/7. Rozy would be dead if Pantsu decided she could just opt out of childcare care like Ralph did.
 
:diddler: see mah messkin lawyer texts me because we are friends and definitely not because I pay him for all my white trash legal trouble
 
Ralph has gotten Vickers to delete his account:
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Ralph should host Guntamania 2 and put himself in the main event in a fight vs Vickers. Winner gets the 20 pesos/USD between them.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Ralph would fucking body Vickers and it would be awesome
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As one would expect of a Ralph 2 vs. Ralphaprime. Idk how Ethan found the one man on this planet he could perpetually own, but he did. He even impregnated his first-born daughter to boot, owning his bloodline.
 
Die For Me! said:
Ralph has gotten Vickers to delete his account:
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Imagine Ralph fucking both your daughter and your wife.
How do you cope?
How do you even muster the will to live anymore?
This man has been pigcucked on a multi generational level, and he's also been saddled with the bill for Ralph's little piglet.
Being forced to delete his account is the least of his public humiliations.
GRIM.
 
Not Even Twice said:
Narcissists do commit suicide, their motivations are just different and are more likely to involve murder-suicide. It's a weird but persistent myth that they never do.
Ralph is a coward, that is the plain and simple reason he will never off himself on purpose.
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Hunter S Thompson (who Ralph idolizes) is the perfect example of a narcissist who killed himself, and the way he did it, is the ultimate narcissist way, how he purposely traumatized and blamed his ex wife.

MirnaMinkoff said:
he’s white and he’s got a penis
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Trailer trash junkie alcoholic wife beater white, and 1 inch chode rapist penis.
 
Ralph for sure wants to die and who can blame him? He hasn't had a real job in over a decade and any employer that googles him will see a compilation of him screaming Nigger and Faggot for minutes on end. He will never directly kill himself via gunshot or hanging. It will be by simply drinking himself to death slowly or accidentally ODing after mixing some pills with alcohol.
 
Maker's Mark said:
Ralph for sure wants to die and who can blame him? He hasn't had a real job in over a decade and any employer that googles him will see a compilation of him screaming Nigger and Faggot for minutes on end. He will never directly kill himself via gunshot or hanging. It will be by simply drinking himself to death slowly or accidentally ODing after mixing some pills with alcohol.
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he’s never had a job ever and he lives in Mexico without speaking Spanish
 
Maker's Mark said:
Ralph for sure wants to die and who can blame him? He hasn't had a real job in over a decade and any employer that googles him will see a compilation of him screaming Nigger and Faggot for minutes on end. He will never directly kill himself via gunshot or hanging. It will be by simply drinking himself to death slowly or accidentally ODing after mixing some pills with alcohol.
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Sometimes I just marvel at how people like Ralph get up every day and keep going. He doesn't even live in the same COUNTRY as his children. That alone would make me want to die. If I woke up tomorrow as him I'd step in front of the first truck I saw.
 
parsnip said:
Sometimes I just marvel at how people like Ralph get up every day and keep going. He doesn't even live in the same COUNTRY as his children. That alone would make me want to die. If I woke up tomorrow as him I'd step in front of the first truck I saw.
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He really does have a talent for weaving his delusions into a safety net for himself. Ralph has one of the longest lists of embarrassing fuck ups and failures I have ever seen, a list that continues to grow without any end in sight. I'm just surprised that he continues to play pretend about being sober when he's really bad at it and makes more money being a drunk retard on stream anyway.

In any case when Ralph dies he'll just go quiet, then after a couple of weeks people in the thread will go looking for some Mexican news about a rotted pig corpse stinking up some shack.
 
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parsnip said:
Sometimes I just marvel at how people like Ralph get up every day and keep going. He doesn't even live in the same COUNTRY as his children. That alone would make me want to die. If I woke up tomorrow as him I'd step in front of the first truck I saw.
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You are coming at this from the wrong angle, you are being a 'normy' by loving your children and not being a pilled out man pig. Realign your perception.
 
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