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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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With a guy like boogie, he could be holding a gun to his head and I still wouldn’t believe he could ever commit suicide, but with someone like ralph I think it’s at least possible. Whatever personality disorders he has I actually don’t think narcissism is among them like with boogie. Most likely he dies of an OD, then by heart attack, then violently in some way, but I really don’t think suicide is entirely impossible. I’m glad he at least occasionally remembers he has kids since that seems to have walked him down from the roof a few times. I hope he doesn’t commit suicide, he has provided a lot of great entertainment recently.
 
>live in a tin shack evading the law everyone you've ever loved hates you or is dead
>Be happy with a torta
>Do one show with DSP
>It's been fun everyone.
 
Joshua Connor Tomar said:
>live in a tin shack evading the law everyone you've ever loved hates you or is dead
>Be happy with a torta
>Do one show with DSP
>It's been fun everyone.
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Some of that does sound like something DSP would write/has already said about himself. I might be off base but Ralph doesn't sound/look like the guy who would have that level of introspection, wouldn't put past DSP to be tard wrangling him to do weird stuff by holding the job opportunity above his head or something.
 
The everlasting cycle continues

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BigFatSweatyMan said:
He lives!
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It's so hard for these people to understand...
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Do you understand? No... See, in a world filled with billions of people, not a single soul could ever truly understand
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But you, Milo, a person who only happens to be a homosexual, surely you are able to... understand.
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Ralph is so deep in the closet he's becoming the closet itself. "on the Killstream" is going to be synonymous with "in the closet".
 
DogZero said:
With a guy like boogie, he could be holding a gun to his head and I still wouldn’t believe he could ever commit suicide, but with someone like ralph I think it’s at least possible. Whatever personality disorders he has I actually don’t think narcissism is among them like with boogie. Most likely he dies of an OD, then by heart attack, then violently in some way, but I really don’t think suicide is entirely impossible. I’m glad he at least occasionally remembers he has kids since that seems to have walked him down from the roof a few times. I hope he doesn’t commit suicide, he has provided a lot of great entertainment recently.
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Narcissists do commit suicide, their motivations are just different and are more likely to involve murder-suicide. It's a weird but persistent myth that they never do.
Ralph is a coward, that is the plain and simple reason he will never off himself on purpose.
 
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Without those pesky Jooos, the Ralphamale would've had a few million dollars in the bank, his life is so unique and special!


The valley girl cadence, the vocal fry, the suicide baiting little bpd bitch. The cringe quote he struggles to read is of course from HST.
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The wild unique life story of... being a fat broke never employed white trash alcoholic pill head deadbeat dad. A story never before heard or known in Arkansas.
 
DogZero said:
With a guy like boogie, he could be holding a gun to his head and I still wouldn’t believe he could ever commit suicide, but with someone like ralph I think it’s at least possible. Whatever personality disorders he has I actually don’t think narcissism is among them like with boogie. Most likely he dies of an OD, then by heart attack, then violently in some way, but I really don’t think suicide is entirely impossible. I’m glad he at least occasionally remembers he has kids since that seems to have walked him down from the roof a few times. I hope he doesn’t commit suicide, he has provided a lot of great entertainment recently.
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There's surprisingly imho not that much difference between killing yourself in a fraction of a second with a gun versus drinking huge amounts of alcohol and abusing prescription medication every night to the point you're blacking out constantly.

There is of course a time difference, but if you're up every night treating your body like total shit and knowing it's causing you mental and physical harm and you're continuously blacking out then it's self destruction.

If he blacks out sometime soon and doesn't wake up again it won't be because of misadventure, it'll be because he pushed it too far or his body gave out or some shit.
 
Mynameisdark said:
If he did kill himself there have been some signs.
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To be fair, people who suicide bait will do these things regardless of whether or not they intend on actually going through with it.

There are plenty of people who claim to have suffered suicidal ideations and there are times they swear up and down "I'm really going to do it this time. I burned every single bridge. I have nothing left" only to, surprise surprise, not go through with it.

Narcissists love to use suicide threats as a form of control (Why do you think the transgender attempted suicide rate is so high?) People who are genuinely planning to kill themselves will often try to obfuscate any signs to avoid the chance of someone stopping them.

Tl;Dr Ralph will never kill himself... intentionally anyway.
 
The blessed line is too funny.

Ralph is locked in a cage dependent on the coins we toss at him. He pretends like he could open that door at anytime and walk away from of all this and try to salvage a relationship with his children, but be can’t. He is impotent and can’t do anything, but be laughed at. He’s also a bigger addict and loser than Ronnie, which is arguably quite the accomplishment. Ralph’s spite and Xanax addiction will keep him in the sektur forever.

I really wish Ralph was making money so we could see him doing more events and traveling, but he’s a broke ass bitch. Sad. Pathetic.
 
I have said it before but it bears repeating, on the off chance that he missed it.
Ethan you are not allowed to an hero until you give me:
- 3 gunting around the world episodes
- 25 pictures of you pointing at things
- 30 pictures of goy slop
- 20 more pill streams (this one is easy you can knock this out in a few weeks)
- 1 more bowling tournament
- 2 more wrastle wrastle

All of your other antics are just icing, but that is what you owe your community before you leave your kids fatherless.
 
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