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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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CECA Loather said:
Isn't the reason why Ralph refuses to neck himself is supposedly because he wants to spite the "alawgs"? You know, as opposed to enjoying the pleasures of life?
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That's what he says to cope, because he will never admit that he is simply too much of a coward to do a thing like that. This is what, his 20th baiting about doing it? Not even emo high school girls have numbers that high.
 
He has children but his behavior is very incel-like. Goes from calling women who don't want to put out for him whores and then moves on to baiting suicide again. It's a shame none of her baby mamas were named Veronica.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
He should also go after Wings and Cyrax trolls as well. Might as well get the biggest Alogs to go after him
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If he thinks he has the stones he should come to the defense of Patrick Tomlinson and get the Pest's attention.
Null said:
noooo ralph dont do it i need 30 minutes of filler each stream
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If Ralph finally dies can he be the next Person Stream?
 
The highest elevation Ralph has ever had was about 6" when he exerted himself mounting the curb in Portugal, and here you guys are thinking he has the capacity to climb a chair and rope himself?

This kind of cruel expectation for a handicapped person to do what a normal person can do just shows how dissociated you all are with the humility they suffer daily.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Yes stalker child, the ralphamale should team up with Fatrick and combine together to become the biggest mass in the universe. Enjoy prison
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Now wait a minute, stalker child noooo, that's nawt truuu! In fact, if I had to guess, I'd say it was YOU who is going to enjoy prison.
 
Ralph is obviously suicide-baiting but do you ever wonder "what if he actually does it this time" when he does this?

Obviously the great crime would be denying the world kino by not dying on stream, but i wonder if there will ever come a day he will actually do it instead of just slowly killing himself with drugs
 
MadStan said:
The highest elevation Ralph has ever had was about 6" when he exerted himself mounting the curb in Portugal, and here you guys are thinking he has the capacity to climb a chair and rope himself?

This kind of cruel expectation for a handicapped person to do what a normal person can do just shows how dissociated you all are with the humility they suffer daily.
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He would OD on pills, like a coward.

Crab Battle said:
Ralph is obviously suicide-baiting but do you ever wonder "what if he actually does it this time" when he does this?

Obviously the great crime would be denying the world kino by not dying on stream, but i wonder if there will ever come a day he will actually do it instead of just slowly killing himself with drugs
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I would be surprised if he didn't already try a couple of times by taking a couple extra pills but then disappointedly woke up the next day. because his tolerance is so high. Like on those days where he's gone for 20+ hours. God chooses to keep him around for us to laugh at and for him to suffer.
 
Crab Battle said:
Ralph is obviously suicide-baiting but do you ever wonder "what if he actually does it this time" when he does this?

Obviously the great crime would be denying the world kino by not dying on stream, but i wonder if there will ever come a day he will actually do it instead of just slowly killing himself with drugs
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No, this is just his monthly pity party.

He will die but it will either be from an accidental OD or heart attack. But given the amount of suicide baiting he does, and notes/emails he writes, maybe an accidental OD will be misconstrued for a suicide for the final Ralph L.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Come on you know better than this. He’s spiritual a woman
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Don't know many women whose husband left them and took the kids because she was violent and made him clean her piss bottles. Don't know many women who rape passed out drunk girls, get gonorrhea from sex trafficking victims, brag about being a gooner obsessed with anal sex... etc Ralph is every bad trait of moids amplified by 200. Whoremongering, violent, criminal, deadbeat, gambling addict, domestic abuser, filled with rage and anger, constantly challenging people to "fite me irl". Need I go on?

I get calling him a woman is "haha funny" because it pisses him off and women are le bad so a man being compared to a woman is like really insulting, but he really has absolutely nothing in common with a woman. Being a petty vengeful overdramatic retard and a coward are all traits very common in males. Especially in poophole obsessed males.

If Ralph was "like a woman" he would be taking care of two kids right now and working several jobs to feed them instead of visiting his son once a fortnight.
 
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