💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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David Spadem said:
Ralph watches Dragonball Z and goes Super Ape 3 and screams for 2-3 minutes until he's completely red in the face.
"Fuck all you motherfuckers, we're going to burn this whole fucking planet because it's worthless, that's why! Fuck you fuck you Burn in hell, die in hell, all you motherfuckers"
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David Spadem said:
Done on a mobile phone so excuse the limitations but I think it turned out well.

I kept the original voices in as Ralph would typically scream over everyone talking anyway. (Plus doing it on phone)

Ethan Ralph Self-Destructs:

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At the very least include Ralph screaming at Dragonball Z in MATI, it's gotten a decent amount of engagement. Plus it's funny and I'm sure the audience will enjoy it.
 
Lol. Having a specific grudge against clannad for the dango song being emotionally manipulative is genuinely funny to me. It's such a weird thing to be angry about. Although I will admit the specific pastel colors "moe" style of Kyoto animation sucks and it appeals to the weirdest and most obnoxious weeaboos.

There's only a handful of anime I can tolerate much less like but the handful I have enjoyed are all very human looking or stylized. I hate that moeblob shit or the generic horny garbage. I have the same attitude towards anime that I do to rap, it's 99.99% fucking garbage meant for subhumans but that .001 percent can be some real good shit.

Also speaking of anime I hope that the clip of Ralph screaming to the Dragonball z clip will be in the next MATI. Instant pig classic.
 
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Finally finished last week's episode. Josh's hysterical breakdown laughing during the reddit genshin impact story made it really hard to keep a straight face in the grocery store. One of the best shows as of late. It was nice to be laughing hard at something instead of feeling disgusted. It is my hope every show has something you can't help but to laugh so hard you're crying at.
 
Null said:
isn't this the second time a big studio was set on fire
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Kyoto Animation ("KyoAni") is a pretty legendary studio that does a lot of legendary projects. Some train autist schitzo thought they stole his generic anime idea so he poured a shitload of gasoline on the ground floor one day when the building was open for some sort of contractor work and lit it up.

Problem being:
1. They had locked the escape passage to the roof because they were tired of people taking smoke breaks up there
2. They had either locked or installed improper safety windows (and no fire escapes) so the only way out was up (locked) or down (inferno)
3. The stairwells were not pressurized or negative pressurized or whatever fire code requires, so they immediately filled with thick black (deadly) smoke
4. Their building had a huge wooden spiral staircase in the middle going all the way up... also known as "a bonfire" if it's set on fire
5. Their building had a massive amount of paper material stored throughout it, old archives of animation projects, aka "kindling." (I believe this might have meant they had intentionally disabled their sprinklers, too.)

The result being the building went up in minutes, and all the people in the building made it into a corner where they couldn't get a window open to escape, or as far as the stairwell where they died pounding against the locked emergency exit to the roof. Exactly 0 fire code changes were made in response, as it's Japan and they aren't going to make corporations pay to change shit. A lot of veteran animators and an entire team of new animators (IIRC they were training or something that day?) were lost.

I think it was so bad they agreed to put him to death? Or were seeking the death penalty, but I'm not sure.
 
Berrakh said:
People frequently allude to that but never explain what the secret is. What’s his deal?
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Would you trust this man around your kids?
Would you trust him not to eat your kids?
 
Null said:
what a loss for all mankind
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Just stick with Dragon Ball/Z or childhood cartoons that happened to be anime if you want a nostalgia trip and ignore all other anime not shown on a cartoon block during your childhood. Clannad seems gay as fuck along with most anime not shown during the childhood block of shows in late 90's/Early 00's. Ignore the weebs trying to convert you, no anime is worth it.
 
Catgirl Tyranid said:
Edit: And so I don't get nuked from the thread for being grossly off topic, I hope that people stop asking Jersh to watch anime. It's cyclical. Jersh says he'll never watch anime and people would have to pay him obscene amounts of money to watch even a little bit. Then instead of just going "oh well, he doesn't like my hobby", THEY KEEP ASKING.
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The same used to happen to me a lot. Thankfully my anime loving friends and acquaintances finally figured out that, when I say "I don't like anime." I'm not asking to be bombarded with suggestions.
 
David Spadem said:
Just stick with Dragon Ball/Z or childhood cartoons that happened to be anime if you want a nostalgia trip and ignore all other anime not shown on a cartoon block during your childhood. Clannad seems gay as fuck along with most anime not shown during the childhood block of shows in late 90's/Early 00's. Ignore the weebs trying to convert you, no anime is worth it.
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Dragonball is a bad as any other anime. Typical perverted and puerile Japanese humor. Molesty old men played for laughs, underage characters constantly put in sexually compromised situations.

DBZ is better, but not by much. And it's pretty unwatchable after Cell.
 
NOXIN said:
DBZ is better, but not by much. And it's pretty unwatchable after Cell.
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DBZ has its own problems, such as featuring predominately gay male sexual fantasies of rippling muscles and hypermasculine behavior.
 
Catgirl Tyranid said:
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...based on a quick search, I'm just going to assume he's a pedophile.
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I've watched made in abyss, while there are a few moments that are just uncomfortable and inappropriate, the series itself doesn't fully lean into the "loli" trope. sexualization of child characters is weird but its not the core focus of the story still weird though🤷
 
slungus22 said:
I've watched made in abyss, while there are a few moments that are just uncomfortable and inappropriate, the series itself doesn't fully lean into the "loli" trope. sexualization of child characters is weird but its not the core focus of the story still weird though🤷
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Word on the street around the time it released was that they’ve dialed back creepy elements a lot for the anime.

I remember manga readers saying it was a good thing. I never dared to read the manga personally.
 
slungus22 said:
I've watched made in abyss, while there are a few moments that are just uncomfortable and inappropriate, the series itself doesn't fully lean into the "loli" trope. sexualization of child characters is weird but its not the core focus of the story still weird though🤷
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>Infrequent nondescript/nonsexual nudity. Riko is sometimes seen partially nude after changing/bathing with her hair covering her chest. Since she is a child, this is presented in a very innocent fashion, though in one scene two characters do get embarrassed by her nakedness.
>It is implied in one scene that a young boy becomes aroused sharing a bath with a girl; she notices his erection and asks "What's with your penis?". He gets embarrassed; nothing is seen and the subject is quickly dropped.
>At one point, a girl describes her physical examination of a boy in detail. Including that she couldn't see inside his anus, probing him with a measuring stick (which broke), and stating his penis and testicles looked and felt like a real one, even noting the elasticity of his foreskin. This is meant to be comical and nothing whatsoever is shown.
>As punishment, students are stripped completely naked. Their arms and legs are tied behind their backs, suspending them least 3 to 4 feet off the ground. This is used on Riko early on in the series. Her breasts are covered by her hair.
>After a girl gets vomit all over her clothes, and she faints, a boy takes off her clothes to clean them. Her chest is covered by her hair. When the girl wakes up, the boy is embarrassed, but the girl is unblushing.
>A disturbing scene at the beginning of season 2 implies a young child is repeatedly raped.
>Characters frequently go to the bathroom. The main character, Riko, in particular, is shown using the restroom several times. These scenes include flatulence noises. There is no nudity. Just her squatting over a toilet.**
>In the second season, some monsters lure a girl into a dark alley, where they begin to fondle her under her clothes and undress her. They stare at her with longing and breathe heavily. It's a fairly disturbing scene. It's unclear whether they want to sexually violate her or consume her. In the manga, it felt more like they want to eat her. In the anime, it feels more sexual.
>An adult man fully examines a young boy's body against his will. This includes examining the boy's penis and testicles. This upsets the boy and makes the man laugh when he finds out the boy is upset.
>A girl has a detailed drawing of naked boy in her notebook, including the anatomy of his penis and testicles. She eagerly shows this to numerous characters, causing the boy to blush profusely in embarrassment.
>In season 2, there is a "monkey's paw" scene where a little girl wishes to become a mother, but instead constantly gives birth to dead, deformed creatures. Extremely disturbing.
>Diarrhea plays a key point throughout the series. This includes showing people having diarrhea and their fecal matter being examined.
>A man carves an item that is linked to the soul of a little girl. He claims that the experience was sensual, and that he achieved climax from the experience.
>The second season is extraordinarily violent, featuring graphic scenes of murder. The carnage is taken to another level in the second season. It is highly disturbing.
>In the second season, non-human characters voluntarily feed themselves to one of the main protagonists and the protagonist is seen tearing them apart.
>In one of the most infamous scenes of the show, a young girl is seen bleeding from all of her orifices. This includes her eyes, mouth, arm, etc. She tells a young boy to cut off her arm in order to relieve her pain; we see him break the bone to make the process easier, which causes her to cry out in pain. He then begins to attempt to cut her arm off with a small knife. However, they are stopped before he fully cuts off her arm.
>A young girl is seen undergoing horrific changes as her body suffers from the curse. She changes into a grotesque creature; her final words are "Please...kill me..."
>A small creature is violently harmed to the point that one of their eyes pops out of its socket and they suffer from a rectal prolapse. The character survives.

Btw I understand the point of a "horror" show, but it's only the Japanese that make weird freaky shit just featuring little kids or lolicon/shotacon furries. It's a uniquely Japanese mental problem.

** I complained about this with Grave of the FireFlies where the little girl gets sick and instead of any illness imaginable in a post-war japan it's specifically a UTI where she pees constantly throughout the movie. I was told this was NOT Japanese mental illness but instead a realistic depiction. However, even in the few shows I've watched, Japanese people love to have on-screen child urination.
 
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