🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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anscochrome said:
Looking at the list of his videos from today (no clicking) I saw he posted one about the Snow White movie.

What, he is now the 28, 419th account on YouTube to post such a video (10 days after the trashing rabble began). I applaud him for him timeliness and originality for covering this bomb of a movie that no one else has discussed. Bravo!
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I don’t mind him doing that. I was forced to watch that movie with my niece and my sister and it was awful.

When it was all done I said “Never again”. About going to a theater with them.
 
mickrussom said:
I hate to break it to you, but Tarl might have peaked just over 100k and that should mean something for a guy living at home, but given his constant kvetching about money (and why would a Dark Lord Wizard Warlock such as Tarl not simply conjure more cash?) . I think he might be "Rutland Rich" but not for much longer. And if the legal systems bleed him dry with all the lawyer shit, there wont be much left for you. I would suggest that there is nothing left in Tarl's tank. I think he is working off his debt with Jeremy Hamburgular so the minute Tarl's use on QuarterPounders shit podcast is no longer a monetary plus for BigBoyJeremy, Tarl is fucked. Also six figures used to mean something when 100k was a lot of money. 100k these days barely covers insurance + utilities and a super low interest rate mortgage on a reasonably sized modern or nice house in a decent neighborhood without a lot of darkness.

One must ask why such an accomplished Warlock-Wizard cant use:
Transmutation / Alchemy
Illusion
Pact Magic
Time Manipulation
Portal Magic / Teleportation

Divination for things like -
Treasure Hunting / Scrying
Commune with Spirits
Market Manipulation
Future Sight
Gambling

Any of these could be used to great effect to get massive wealth accrued in short order.
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Yes but it's Chaos Magick, and here's how it works: He summons Stolas, makes the wish of his desires, Stolas calculates the odds of the outcome, informs Tarl and asks if he wishes to proceed. Tarl them imbibes the blood, is jerked off by Stolas' talons, and 47% of the time a plane crash happens and it's blamed on DEI. It's just the nature of Chaos Magicks
 
Rick Nekieta said:
Did Tarl instruct Hambeast in the ways of niggerspending or did Hambeast instruct Tarl in the ways of niggerspending?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jeremy...unsleeved-media-midwestly.48959/post-20926672
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I think Tarl spreads it, like secondhand smoke. Eventually Hambeast will cut his losses since Tarl just got out of jail again, having spent Monday night in jail on the 24th after breaking the DVRO. But there will be a Pink Full Moon on April 12th, and we all know Tarl likes the blood magic. If he gets his hands on Hambeast's blood we're truly fucked.
 
Dark Lord Tarl certainly epitomizes the "chaos" in chaos magic. I am starting to believe in the occult law of 3 with all the personal misfortune he's been reaping lately.
 
Rick Nekieta said:
Did Tarl instruct Hambeast in the ways of niggerspending or did Hambeast instruct Tarl in the ways of niggerspending?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jeremy...unsleeved-media-midwestly.48959/post-20926672
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Hey Rick, I have been reading your detailed comments in the "Jeremey Hambley" thread concerning the possible looming bankruptcy of his "Empire of The Mediocrity of Doom", and based on your assessment of Jeremey's current ledger state, Tarl cannot be anymore than a drain on the finances, and a reputation drain that will affect the bottom line. Am I reading your comments accurately? Will Tarl suffer the axe because of Jeremy's monetary impulsivity?
 
anscochrome said:
Hey Rick, I have been reading your detailed comments in the "Jeremey Hambley" thread concerning the possible looming bankruptcy of his "Empire of The Mediocrity of Doom", and based on your assessment of Jeremey's current ledger state, Tarl cannot be anymore than a drain on the finances, and a reputation drain that will affect the bottom line. Am I reading your comments accurately? Will Tarl suffer the axe because of Jeremy's monetary impulsivity?
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All five of Jeremy's people will get the axe out of necessity. The Rumble revenue is gone and the YT views are damned near non-existent. Based on the statement "I'll need 4K supporters (paypigs) at 8/mon to sustain", I presume he pays them 32K a month in aggregate. I believe we have it confirmed that Tarl makes 500 a stream? It occurred to me later that he may have inflated this by 20%, so it is still in the ballpark of plausible costs, but I ran my analysis on the assumption he didn't. He likely did, if not more than 20% because he is greedy, stupid and fails to plan long-term, but let's assume he did none. This implies that he spends 32K a month and it is VERY obvious by cursory numbers, that the QuarterCast does NOT make that kind of money. Quartercast is like a -90% ROI. He gets MAYBE 1 dollar back per 10 dollars* invested. It is pure loss he can only indulge while he has other assets and income streams. Putting 300K in business expenses on a PERSONAL CREDIT CARD AND FUCKING SACRIFICING THE ADVANTAGE OF AN LLC BECAUSE REASONS tells us the state of his cash/assets. He's selling off his chinsy nerd junk collections publicly, so he's clearly has next to no assets.

The fact he put it on a credit card tells me he's leveraged with all lenders at every level. An 80K purchase would have been mostly secured and partially unsecured (costs to recoup, possible legal battles to recoup, deterioration, second hand market values, etc) and he had to put it on HIS FUCKING CREDIT CARD. Not a business one, a personal one.

It isn't just Tarl getting the axe, everyone's getting the axe. He paid everyone as long as he could and LARPed as a super serious businessman as long as he could. The only thing he'll retain is his accidentally discovered infinite money glitch and his niggerspending days are at an end. He'll be lucky to have a 500 credit score when complete.

I once thought he was an Ebeneezer Scrooge guy who just accumulated like mad, but it turns out he has an infinite capacity for niggerspending and that is the reason he was a workaholic.

His business ventures are overwhelming losers and he won't retain a single employee.
 
It's been interesting seeing this thread go from being somewhat dead, to exes fighting each other, to Tarl exerting full lolcow behavior.
Tarl you should livestream your next arrest, I believe Stolass will grant you more chaos magic if you do!
 
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Rick Nekieta said:
I once thought he was an Ebeneezer Scrooge guy who just accumulated like mad, but it turns out he has an infinite capacity for niggerspending and that is the reason he was a workaholic.

His business ventures are overwhelming losers and he won't retain a single employee.
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Thank you for replying to my "clarification" query
 
Professor G. Raff said:
Why does he not simply cast a spell to escape? Is he stupid?
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He was only held overnight. He was taken in on the 24th (time of day unknown to me) and released on the 25th (time of day unknown to me). What role bail played in it, if any, or the circumstances of his release, are unknown to me. He isn't currently incarcerated (unless he was re-arrested and we are unaware of it).
 
Wolfkiller Jr. said:
It looks like Tarl was arrested for violating the DVRO:
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Styxhexhammer666 is such a shitty Wizard. You don’t see KingCobraJFS or Spoony getting constantly arrested.
 
I hope Tarl trades his gay owl paganism for neo-nazi hyperborean spiritualism in the clink. It would make his occult videos 500 times more interesting and maybe inspire him to show off weapons that aren't out of a Bud-K catalogue.
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