💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AltisticRight]

The non-practicing lawyer who gave his daughter cocaine and texted Josh in the shower. Any time he makes shitty food, somebody is compelled to feature it in the Community Happenings.

You're welcomed.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

What the hell is going on with his voice lately? It sound super deep and altered. He sounds like he is permanently congested.

He's dying, Squirtle.

 

[AnOminous]

I couldn't give less of a shit about the new Snow White, but Fatty has been so offended by it that his review should be great. I wonder what Hammy is stuffing her snout with?

Totally dead eyes. You could tell me this is a dude in a coma and I'd believe it. Just a mindless, brainless animal staring emptily into space.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack "Chokes his son till he bleeds" Scalfani calls other people evil



Jack calls himself spiritually blind



Is eating yourself to 5+ strokes doing things "God's way"



Crying about California traffic



More words of wisdom from Jack



Technology bad

 

[AltisticRight]

Benefits like what?
What is God's way? Because my Bible never said Jesus will 10x the donations I surrender to megachurch pastors.
Scalfatty will burn in Hell.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack "Chokes his son till he bleeds" Scalfani calls other people evil

And of course ignoring all the calls on the right to kill those on the left.

When you're this far gone and have to blame all the bad on the other side you have officially lost the message.

 

[Tiresome]

My favorite thing is when Jack rages because he left California specifically to get away from his personal pet peeves (Junior being tempted by the Gays , Orange County not having enough Republicans, and the traffic) and bumfuck Tennessee not automagically being the Promised Land.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Is eating yourself to 5+ strokes doing things "God's way"

Jack is very bad at predicting outcomes if he thinks anything good will come of him tagging his church in these posts. Someone will eventually create a supercut of Jack being especially un-Christian and tag them in it. It’s just a matter of when.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I think this is proof that Jack mainly just hates black people because he'd do a different review if the Snow White actress was black instead of a lighter skinned Latina

Hates blacks, moves to the south. Makes a lot of sense for a stroked out retard like Jack.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

And of course ignoring all the calls on the right to kill those on the left.

When you're this far gone and have to blame all the bad on the other side you have officially lost the message.

Even worse, it demonstrates you're incapable of civilized thought. Even cavemen learned to communicate and trade with other tribes. The idea that your side is all good and The Other Side™ is all bad is worse than childlike -- you can get an eight year old to understand that sometimes even bad people will do good things that you agree with.

 

[a terminal posture]

Ok.

 

[AltisticRight]

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He looks like a goldfish with down syndrome.

 

[semitooth]

 

[LifeAlert]

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[John Andrews Stan]

Jack commenting about “unhappy people” gave me a chortle. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

"Evey as an anime"

Peak stroke talk right here, also he really used this ugly ass picture as his profile picture

 

[semitooth]

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holy fucking shit I had no idea this was something HE created and shared online what the fucK????
he makes it too easy at this point the jokes write themselves..

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Doomer Jack



Of course his last saved image would be of meat



Jack doesn't care about them dang dirty trolls



Fake Friday the 13th fans don't know Pamela is literally the first killer +motivation for Jason and of course Jack compares it to She-Hulk



Side note: It is really funny when Jack takes swipes at She-Hulk when he praises MCU slop on par with it and said Disney entered its new golden age after "The Marvels"

Jack interacts with a fan who is totally not a troll

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Doomer Jack

Yeah those poorly off states like Washington, California and Colorado that subsidize the shithole states like Tennessee with their tax dollars

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Doomer Jack

Yes because states, or countries like Canada, that have legalized it haven't fallen or turned into wastelands where everybody is too high to do anything.

I get that Fatty hates weed but it's less harmful than alcohol or cigarettes.