💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
Rei is Shit. said:
Can someone use AI to make an Aaron faceswap of that video where rekieta chopping on a dorito and saying "real life doesn't work how you think"
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The damned thing can never get audio quite right but the GIF version worked out well enough:



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With the way the Toe keeps stacking up W after W, I've got a hunch this one will be reusable every now and again.
 
Qayla is worth so little that even Russell Greer bond offer to the court (74 bucks) is still higher, I wonder if she would consider a lucrative job offer with a free relocation to Nevada...
 
Melty Butter said:
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Making model tanks sounds like a good and productive hobby. It's important to have a hobby because if you don't your hobby will probably become being a degenerate.

I would also like to remind the thread of the fact that Nick Rekieta played several sessions of Dungeons and Dragons with Bibble which makes him a fucking NERD.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Making model tanks sounds like a good and productive hobby. It's important to have a hobby because if you don't your hobby will probably become being a degenerate.

I would also like to remind the thread of the fact that Nick Rekieta played several sessions of Dungeons and Dragons with Bibble which makes him a fucking NERD.
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Fugh u bisch. The biggest thing about Roberto Bob rack-e-eet-ah is that he will never live stream again. Or joke again because he isn't a funny lawyer he's a little bitch boy who doesn't know what illegal and is not as good as BuzzFeed actors looking a Squid show on NetflixTM and saying that killing people is illegal
 
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Minnesota has an ethos that has a high belief in the quality and nature of people, and is willing to hold to it, even in the face of clear evidence to the contrary.
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Minnesota is a deeply corrupt place. One example of this is the Children's theater founded by a convicted peodophile and allowed to semi-openly operate for a couple decades as a child rape factory while everyone important in the state either covered it up or laughed it off.

When the scandal finally broke, the lead pedophile (John Clark Donahue) was punished with a sentence of one year. Most of the other pedophiles got away with it.

The people that matter in the state still held the view that nothing wrong had been done as late as around 2018 when the Children's theater attempted to collect their own attorneys fees of $300,000 from a victim who had sued them.

The real Garrison Keillor is not a nice person. He is a life-long drama queen who extorted money from the community for his various vanity projects, threatened newspaper reporters who wrote things he didn't want written and exerted pressure locally through constant threats that he (and his show) would leave for somewhere else to get what he wanted. He was among other things a man who understood the tremendous burden of being Garrison Keillor and how it wasn't his fault he was such a chick-magnet. He does in an ironic way represent the "real" Minnesota and its attitudes in being a total fraud and being the opposite of everything he pretends to be.

The state isn't run according to any sense of high beliefs or ideals. Its run at the highest levels around the idea that if you can control the narrative, you can get away with anything. And there are few places in the united states where the narrative is more firmly controlled than minnesota.
 
Strix454 said:
The real Garrison Keillor is not a nice person. He is a life-long drama queen who extorted money from the community for his various vanity projects, threatened newspaper reporters who wrote things he didn't want written and exerted pressure locally through constant threats that he (and his show) would leave for somewhere else to get what he wanted. He was among other things a man who understood the tremendous burden of being Garrison Keillor and how it wasn't his fault he was such a chick-magnet. He does in an ironic way represent the "real" Minnesota and its attitudes in being a total fraud and being the opposite of everything he pretends to be.
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Aware. He left in ignominy.

Strix454 said:
The state isn't run according to any sense of high beliefs or ideals. Its run at the highest levels around the idea that if you can control the narrative, you can get away with anything. And there are few places in the united states where the narrative is more firmly controlled than minnesota.
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I’m a sociological observer. It’s a curious culture, one that very much reflects and deserves the dual meaning of “Minnesota nice.”

The ethos is a LOT about what is left unsaid and a weird, labyrinthine path to try to understand what is actually meant when something is said. However, I disagree with your summation^ as a sum-total. Though there’s a lot of “paste a (mild) smile on it and avoid acknowledging or dealing with the unpleasantness,” it’s also full of very at-least-somewhat earnest people (but I recommend covering your bases and wearing that protective vest - once you get crosswise with someone, fuggedaboutit).
 
Magnitude2717 said:
do you think she gets wet when she gets exposed and degraded like this? i bet she’s a naughty little slut deep down
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She probably hates it and hates that Nick was blowing the case up so much, bringing attention to her. She just wants to watch Star Trek zonked out on pills
 
Vibralldo said:
She probably hates it and hates that Nick was blowing the case up so much, bringing attention to her. She just wants to watch Star Trek zonked out on pills
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Nah, she was edging towards posting her nudes on locals and loving the attention before it was put a stop to for being too embarrassing for Nick when the negative attention started coming while he was still trying to hide his gutter trash lifestyle.

“You couldn’t afford her.”

No stalker child, I have $50. It’s so funny and weird the things Kayla is going to do for my $50.
 
StannisTheMannis said:
So the answer to Aaron's infamous "Ya boy didn't do too bad?" question is:
No, not too bad in the end; Kayla now has a permanent dollar value attached to her.
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The funniest part to me is that while he was committing the felony of revenge porn distribution, he was complimenting her. He was being stupid as hell, but good natured stupid.
 
Maraschino said:
Personally I'd be more concerned with someone like Nick trying to use any plea deal Aaron takes and weaponizing it in a civil suit, since it appears he has the means, and is absolutely vindictive enough to pursue it.
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Don’t give him any ideas.l, although it would be gloriously amusing.
 
The toe is unstoppable and has pretty good stats. Being over 6 foot and over 200 lbs is really good. He would beat the fuck out of Nick, lol.
 
MadStan said:
$50. That's a lot more than what Nick would pay for her.

Nick's real anger is that he was willing to taste Aaron's cum and it wasn't reciprocated. He is a closet gay.
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That's more a curtain than a closet. It's so barely concealed it's practically a bunch of stringed beads hanging across a doorway.
 
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