When you get to his attempts to sue Josh and Quasi, I recommend you cup your chin in your hand. This will guard the muscles around your mandible from repetitive strain injury caused by your jaw frequently dropping at the utter retardation of the entire affair.
As well as this, when 'Chewbacca' starts making an appearance in text messages, maybe block out some time on your calendar - you may be cry-laughing when you randomly remember it over the next few days afterwards
It is within character for Patrick to do something like that, because he is a fat retard. But he's also too arrogant to admit he's a fat retard. If he's apropos of nothing claiming he got tricked into giving up sensitive information to a scammer (something that not even your grandmother would fall for), he's definitely trying to CYA. If a pest actually tricked him into giving them the keys to his crypto wallet, he would incessantly post "You did not gain access to my wallet and spend my crypto, stalker. Enjoy prison." That's why I'm leaning toward this being fake and gay.
Hey don’t you be doing Lorenzo dirty like that. Women actually were into him. He wasn’t fat and openly “into things”. His movies were damn funny.
The post Leslie linked was a press release from last year. It mentioned nothing about clients. Leslie simps are just grasping at straws because their queen abandoned them and now their cope is gaining legs all their own. Read the press release for yourself:
Your link leads to a story from 2024 that has an update in Feb 2025. Leslie doesn’t seem to have abandoned anything other than her suggestions that Fatrick swatttted himself, which is perhaps a good legal call. He now has no defamation case against her. So what’s your point nigga?
First, Pat likely never had a case because he's a fat loser and I doubt he can prove damages. Nobody liked him before Leslie started posting about him. A lawfag would have to say whether the swating accusation could be defamation per se. Second, you can expect to lose a defamation case if your defense is "I no longer mean the defamatory statements I made." Third, people are making shit up about why Leslie did what she did and it's being taken as fact. That's how dumb thread rumors that last years get started.
Saying the word "FUCKING fuCk FUCK" four times in a single post really emphasizes the part where the hag says "Never mind, don't care". It's almost like she cares too much, but no, that's not possible!Some haggard old crow coming at Leslie:
His arrogance actually works in his favour in this regard, as he does not get bogged down in trying to deflect or counter insults and criticism from those he deems beneath him.
Oh good lord we now have to add BernardPosting to the pigcyclopedia
I don't know, but on the left is officer Evans, who arrested Pat.
Hello Mister Anderson. Firstly I would like to politely remind you there is an orderly line for those wanting to fuck fatrick's sandbag ass. Secondly I would like to recommend that when you get your turn you have him do the Egg Trick where he inserts a bunch of peeled soft boiled eggs inside his rectum (he can fit up to 14 after his training with the bull) before you rawdog him. After you have fucked his ass and ejaculamated up inside he will then proceed to shit out a plate of perfectly scrambled butt eggs and eat it seductively in front of you.
No, child. It was not. The Big Bang Theory, your favorite show, is. The police know it is. Hell, everyone knows it's hot garbage.
Patrick is such a fucking noxious faggot to everyone he interacts with I wouldn't be surprised if Wheaton, a model specimen of "weak beta cuck," legitimately wanted to fist fight Patrick inside of 15 minutes.
I bet it would go more like a certain incident from "The Library Policeman."
(Fuck, I'm quoting you a lot) Whichever one you spent time with, I feel certain it would end in violence. I'm hopeful it would, anyway.
My old ass fondly remembers that show too
Hi Ben. Patrick is without question King FFWBT but you sound like a close second.
Hi Ben! I can't wait to watch through your inevitable Cryptic Web Chronicles playlist!
He is so proud about having identified three of the Stalkers. Two of them, Dan Mullen and Bernard Murphy have their own podcasts and openly post under their own name. Identifying them was not too much of a challenge. I presume that the third of them is Boomia, who Patrick thinks is Robert J Prongay Jr, son of a murderer, and who happens to look exactly like actor Adam Mucci, best known for appearing in The Sopranos.
