💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AltisticRight]

Has Nick ever explained why April is so cool?

She smells like a fish market. Fish markets use ice to ensure the freshness of the seafood. That's why she's cool.

 

[Vibralldo]

I just hope no children are taken there. It sounds like a p*d* flea market to me.

You just know that if Melton said Nick could only come to hackamania if he brings his youngest daughter and let her have some "private time" with uncle melton Nick would 100% do it because he's that desperate and pathetic.

 

[Desktop User2]

What is acting fat? So his children were acting fat by demanding unreasonable exotic resources like food and clean clothes, so he starved them and banished himself to the master bedroom where the Qover had their orgies?

Act fat? What? His brain is completely cooked.

Why are homosexuals so catty towards fat women? It obviously isn´t pleasant but why do they care? It´s not like they are going to fuck them... and also, niggers love fat asses so it would a smart strategy for a conniving faggot like Niggieta to lure fatties so he can have the BBC while they "swing".

 

[carl9987]

So let me get a list of everything he claimed was not true at the time but now he openly confirm:

• Going to Hedonism II
• Doing drugs and cocaine
• April living in his house
• Aaron fucked Kayla

Then there's the list of what we know is true but he won't admit:

• Paying for an abortion for the nigger dancer
• Doing interracial cuck swinging in hedo ii
• His daughter somehow ingesting cocaine, probably for pseudo-medical reasons

Anything I'm missing? How long until we get confirmation of everything?

 

[Vibralldo]

Why are homosexuals so catty towards fat women? It obviously isn´t pleasant but why do they care? It´s not like they are going to fuck them... and also, niggers love fat asses so it would a smart strategy for a conniving faggot like Niggieta to lure fatties so he can have the BBC while they "swing".

Nick's a retarded faggot and total loser that failed at the cushiest life possible, saying "I'm not fat" is one of the only things he can brag about (he's dangerously malnourished)

 

[Melty Butter]

I really don’t want to start a multi-page argument over whether sex addiction is real.

Neither do I and I accept your definition. What's bizarre is that Nick doesn't understand that NO ONE wants to hear about his fucking sex life. That doesn't mean we're prudes, repressed, or Evangelically oppressed by the bible.

Most people simply prefer that the sordid details of sex remains behind closed doors or on one's personal screens (porn, OF). It's private.

Furthermore, AI was informative. These are the notable (mostly) men who have admitted to sex addiction: Tiger Woods, David Duchovny, Russell Brand, Michael Douglas, Rob Lowe, Jada Pinkett Smith, Colin Farrell, Kanye West. Most of the time, their stories involved using illegal substances, and most of them regret it.

(I thought Bill Clinton admitted it too, but he didn't come up.)

From Tookie's show:

Some of these were interesting.


Cool, Nick. Are you now throwing April under the bus? Is Kayla "good women" - LOL? He is so lost.



There it is. He has no idea why. I believe him. I don't think he dosed her but MEANWHILE...


Ummmm, so if this was your state, Rekieta, you think your kid couldn't figure out how to get into your drugs? And MEANWHILE..


We KNOW that's untrue by Nick's own words. A bullet of 2 grams (that he called ounces) WAS OUT ON A BEDSIDE TABLE as two passed-out women were sound asleep and four kids were there. (One was in the car with him.)


He's promising to spill more at Hackamania.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Kayla needs a TRO against her own husband that forces him to STFU.

Nick is the dumbest Nigger in Minnesota. He needs to shut his fucking mouth and stay off the internet.
Get a job or find a high bridge.

 

[Swole McPole]

There it is. He has no idea why. I believe him. I don't think he dosed her but MEANWHILE...

Who was buying the coke? Aaron was a skinter who I'm betting never forked out for a gram in his life.

Rekeita, on the other hand, was buying it by the fucking ounce.

The daughter was getting high on Rekieta's coke. It's his responsibility. Only a mong would think his excuses carry any weight.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

There it is. He has no idea why. I believe him. I don't think he dosed her but MEANWHILE...

Wait. I thought he KNEW the positive test was absolutely a false positive caused by the cop touching his daughter's hair after touching cocaine. So now he has "NO IDEA" but thinks it's possible Aaron dosed her.

 

[Captain Manning]

One can only hope it's a dismissal because Nick is gonna have to go to Pedomania with no Aaron conviction win to bolster his resolve.

I agree with those that think if this revenge porn case goes away, Melton may very well shank Rekieta. There's really little Rekieta can offer Melton outside of a logging Aaron, and Nick is prime cut lolcow.

Anything I'm missing? How long until we get confirmation of everything?

I did this list earlier here, and opined it's all gonna be checked off eventually.

One thing he's still adamant about is he's not benefiting from his parent's Petrofac inheritance. Which is bullshit, and has always been bullshit. @TherapyMan was right about that. He's not self-man. He wants people to think he's self-made so he can hold it over people's heads, but he's not.

 

[Vibralldo]

From Tookie's show:

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The drama of the day was some dabbleverse guy named OJ not wanting to go to Vegas if Rekieta is there. Otherwise Nick claims it's "impossible" for the kid to have gotten into his coke, claims he never lied about Hedo, and delivers some good news for all criminal defendants in Spicer:
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retiredordead.mp4

Couple of the most interesting ones:

"I lie constantly but that isn't something they would disbar you for.
-Nick "I would never lie to you" Rekieta


Nick's too lazy and poor to either pay a few thousand dollars or work for a couple months to get his cushy law job back. He'd much rather leach off his mommy's money because he knows if he goes back to streaming he won't earn shit.


Went from "1 out of 5 of those tests are false positives" to "the cop put cocaine in her hair and her sweat metabolized it" to "the cop put cocaine in her hair and the cleaning process contaminated it" to "Aaron dosed my daughter" to now "I have no idea how it happened even though I knew in advance she'd test positive, it definitely wasn't my fault! I'm always careful and have all the coke on me except for the one time the cops happened to raid me and the coke on top of the fridge!"

 

[Captain Manning]

We KNOW that's untrue by Nick's own words. A bullet of 2 grams (that he called ounces) WAS OUT ON A BEDSIDE TABLE as two passed-out women were sound asleep and four kids were there. (One was in the car with him.)

No, we know that's untrue because they found the 27 grams in a safe in HIS FUCKING HOUSE.

Ignore his 2 ounces story. That's not what sinks him. It's what they actually found and where they found it.

What the fuck is he trying to argue here? He took the safe with him, and then when they bashed down his door he ran ahead of them (an armed police unit serving a warrant) and put the safe back where it was so they could find it?

Come on!!! Like... what the fuck? What he is arguing here does not make sense. At all. Period. He endangered those children, and he's trying to worm his way out of it with more absurd lies.

Absolute lying sack of shit.

Wait. I thought he KNEW the positive test was absolutely a false positive caused by the cop touching his daughter's hair after touching cocaine. So now he has "NO IDEA" but thinks it's possible Aaron dosed her.

It's changed now because the cop story was so bad even many otherwise committed Balldoguards weren't buying it.

New plan: Try to blame it on Aaron. Aaron put coke in her spaghettio, I guess.

 

[Chazzed Up]

There it is. He has no idea why. I believe him. I don't think he dosed her but MEANWHILE...

This is such horseshit. For Aaron to have given her drugs, it would mean Nick was allowing for unsupervised access to his very young daughters by a man he barely knew outside of as a sexual and drug consumption partner. If he hadn't allowed drug users in his house, there would be no ambiguity on this question. Obviously Nick knows damn well how that child got coke in her but even in a scenario where Aaron did it, it's still Nick that exposed Aaron and April to his kids.

Interesting to note that the only possibility of who could have exposed the kids to coke is Aaron, and never April, even though he claimed she was their nanny despite her being a gratuitous user of drugs herself.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Why are homosexuals so catty towards fat women?

They're jealous of all the BBC they can get with little to no effort. Imagine being Nick (don't shoot yourself yet), all the "hard work" of eating single Doritos and lifting 2lb dumbbells he has to do to keep his body "in shape" and he still needs to fly to Jamaica to get BBC. Meanwhile any blonde pig can leave the house with spandex jeans and a tube top with cheeto dust in their cleavage and niggas are lining up around the block to hit it. Nick can't just troon out and gain 200lbs instantly so he needs to be a passive aggressive bitch.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Just in case anyone was wondering wtf little Nicky was babbling about:

Love Cloud - Mile High Club Tours & Fast Weddings Chapel Las Vegas​

Love Cloud is a unique and luxurious business in North Las Vegas, specializing in romantic and memorable flight experiences. They offer a range of packages designed to cater to various preferences, from simple, romantic flights to more elaborate ones with amenities like charcuterie. The company ensures privacy, luxury, and an unforgettable sky-high rendezvous, making it a popular choice for couples looking for a special experience.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Just in case anyone was wondering wtf little Nicky was babbling about:

Love Cloud - Mile High Club Tours & Fast Weddings Chapel Las Vegas​

Love Cloud is a unique and luxurious business in North Las Vegas, specializing in romantic and memorable flight experiences. They offer a range of packages designed to cater to various preferences, from simple, romantic flights to more elaborate ones with amenities like charcuterie. The company ensures privacy, luxury, and an unforgettable sky-high rendezvous, making it a popular choice for couples looking for a special experience.

Remember guys, he's a family man and is very private and wants to focus on healing and repairing the rift his mistake made.
oh, no my mistake, he wants to fist someone on a plane and talk about it in a way that is preserved forever so that nobody will ever give him the benefit of the doubt.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Love Cloud - Mile High Club Tours & Fast Weddings Chapel Las Vegas​

Love Cloud is a unique and luxurious business in North Las Vegas, specializing in romantic and memorable flight experiences. They offer a range of packages designed to cater to various preferences, from simple, romantic flights to more elaborate ones with amenities like charcuterie. The company ensures privacy, luxury, and an unforgettable sky-high rendezvous, making it a popular choice for couples looking for a special experience.

How would he even know that

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

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Just in case anyone was wondering wtf little Nicky was babbling about:

Love Cloud - Mile High Club Tours & Fast Weddings Chapel Las Vegas​

Love Cloud is a unique and luxurious business in North Las Vegas, specializing in romantic and memorable flight experiences. They offer a range of packages designed to cater to various preferences, from simple, romantic flights to more elaborate ones with amenities like charcuterie. The company ensures privacy, luxury, and an unforgettable sky-high rendezvous, making it a popular choice for couples looking for a special experience.

I had to look if this is actually a thing and saw this funny bit on the website about one of the "perks" for the Mile High Club package

• Complete Privacy: You and your partner are separated from the pilot by a secured curtain door, with the pilot equipped with a noise-canceling headset.

I'm gonna call bullshit on this, never mind the "secured curtain", is anyone believing that the pilot isn't going to be jerking it with one side of the headset off, if he wears it at all? It just brings up more questions what kind of creep pilot would take this job, or if it's some desperate schmuck who couldn't get hired anywhere else and has to put up with it. I also wonder what the Wright Brothers would say if they could see their great invention being used to allow a drug addict father of 5 to have gay sex with a puppet.

 

[Chazzed Up]

They're jealous of all the BBC they can get with little to no effort. Imagine being Nick (don't shoot yourself yet), all the "hard work" of eating single Doritos and lifting 2lb dumbbells he has to do to keep his body "in shape" and he still needs to fly to Jamaica to get BBC. Meanwhile any blonde pig can leave the house with spandex jeans and a tube top with cheeto dust in their cleavage and niggas are lining up around the block to hit it. Nick can't just troon out and gain 200lbs instantly so he needs to be a passive aggressive bitch.

Gay men want to basically be women in the sense of feeble body type, makeup, slutty clothing, but they aren't attracted to female sex characteristics so they don't like the ass or tits in the equation. Most women over a certain weight will have evident breasts and ass due to fat allocation. So 'fat' covers pretty much any kind of curvy body type which grosses gay men out. They hate women more and more the less they resemble a man.

 

[Captain Manning]

There it is. He has no idea why. I believe him. I don't think he dosed her but MEANWHILE...

I'm not so sure, honestly. He very well might have. I'm not gonna give this faggot the benefit of assuming he's not that awful. Not after everything I have seen, and that's happened. Not sure why anyone would.

It doesn't really matter though, because...

This is such horseshit. For Aaron to have given her drugs, it would mean Nick was allowing for unsupervised access to his very young daughters by a man he barely knew outside of as a sexual and drug consumption partner.

There is absolutely no way he looks good in this. No matter what happened. None. There is only varying degrees of evil. It runs the short gamut from outright child abuse, to child neglect / endangerment. Innocence is not on the table.

He's like the T-1000 in the molten steel, shifting form rapidly, trying to save itself in its death throes. No form is a workable solution for his very serious problem though.