I searched xitter to find if he said it there, but instead found him threatening a fencepost with prison.
It could have been a blog for all I know. I'm almost positive it had to be him because I think he'd be denying/the pests would be bugging him more about it if they tracked down one of his teachers and asked "Hey you remember that upright mutant hog you had in high school? Was he a fat retard then like he is now?"
Jamie, pull up that footage of Pat jerking his phone around like an autist while filming a guy who was already filming himself, and then scurrying off fatly.
Piggy is such a toxic asshole he'd have a hard time getting a second, and knowing his reputation as an unprincipled blowhard and dishonorable liar with a long history of shameful crimes and dodgy associates, no honorable gentleman would ever accept such a challenge. What guarantee would you have that he wouldn't pack his pistol with shot or poison his sword? Who would ever be willing to police such an agreement for him, and if he could convince anyone to second him, why would anyone else ever trust that person?
I used to think he needed to rub the fat out of his eyes so he could see everything better, but now I've seen him roll his eyes, fagily, enough times to know he can see properly out of them.
leslie: successful in her field, also not fat
No, little one. You simply don't understand the subtle humor of a stand-up comic like Pat. Enjoy prison.
Not a great idea to be getting in duels when you're that big of a target.
I think aliterate is the better descriptor. He can read, but has mentioned that he doesn't really do much reading. Probably because he has a hard time understanding what he is reading, but he can read. He gets confused by "Where the Wild Things Are" or "The Very Hungry Caterpillar". But he understands capeshit movies just fine. Go figure.
I certainly have my problems, no fucking doubt. But thank Christ I'm not a FFWBT that argues with his fucking TOILET for MONTHS on end.
