💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Uber driver reviewer]

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but he is eating the white rice i thought

He’s going to end up bitching about it though, 100%.

Wendigo will feel gyped, unleashing the intrusive gastrosexual/homosexual thoughts. This will make Jack lash out in angyness.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

They all eyeball the amount of lean, boneless meat contents of the dish as the value and where their money is going. To them, any vegetables, etc are filler and only cost the restaurant an insignificant amount to produce. A dirty trick to make the meal look larger, but they will eat the slop anyways.

Not the case for the Korean bbq they went to, but there is that mentality for the all you can eat bbq places. A lot of people try to eat almost all meat at those places to get the best bang for their buck. Also doesn't help that some places charge you for not finish eating the meat but not the vegetables.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

but he is eating the white rice i thought?

I didn't watch the whole video. His stroked out voice is difficult to listen to

Not the case for the Korean bbq they went to, but there is that mentality for the all you can eat bbq places. A lot of people try to eat almost all meat at those places to get the best bang for their buck. Also doesn't help that some places charge you for not finish eating the meat but not the vegetables.

Those places can be relatively healthy for a restaurant as long as you don't do an overly sugary sauce and load up on the vegetables. Of course, fatty wouldn't do that

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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2:03 "*GASP* MEAT!"

Also what the fuck
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Those squid rings are donut sized. This isn’t right. In fact , it’s horrifying.

Junior eats right over communal food again.

Tasting the soy sauce to verify that it is soy sauce seems so unnecessary. It it came out with ponzu, just roll with it.

The waitress is cute as a button and is a clear communicator. Brianna, take a look at what you could had been…..I wish her success.

Jack is all chubbed up about meeet meeet mommy meat!

Tammy likes Kimchee now. Probably because it smells and tastes like Kim Yee down in cell block 4A at the ladies prison.

Junior likes Kimchee and spicy food because he’s gay and it helps hide the smell of DeShaun’s cock on his lips.

Junior brings his own giant can of energy drink fucking cringe.

Junior is dressed like a 16 year old.

Junior has some forced gay “cowboy but wigger” drawl.

I’m sure Jack managed to simultaneously burn and undercook his meat at the table.

The little Korean side dishes are entirely Americanized here. I hardly recognize this as banchan.

Jack has some sort of fungal infection, chemical burns, or mite infestation on his face.

Jack is a loud boorish asshole in public. Junior looked like he was on half of a mushroom gummy. Bri looked particularly retarded but happy pregnant glow. Tammy looked like absolute shit, hair all gnarly and waxy skin but smiling like Kim Yee just nailed the Yoni Massage down at the ladies Prison Vocational training massage tech unit.


The fried garbage and the bubble tea plus sauces turned what was possibly a healthy (albeit large) meal, into yet another dietary clusterfuck.

 

[soulless guarantee]

Yesterday Jack posted a movie review of Cleaner - notable for two things: appalling audio quality, and that Jack forgot that there was a sexual encounter. So I don't know how much faith those good Christian parents watching can place in Jack's reviews if he forgets basics of the movie. Other than that, he thought the film was fine, so gives it the default A- rating

(Note: the video quality is degraded because I'm a mobilefag and that's just how it downloaded, and tbh I'm glad I don't see his face in HD glory. Audio quality matches up with his original video)

Of course, someone points out the audio problems, but Jack just blames Instagram and doesn't even try to resolve the issue by reuploading it:

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Those squid rings are donut sized. This isn’t right. In fact , it’s horrifying.

Agreed. I was very confused by this. I kept telling myself those had to be onion rings. If those were squid rings, they were either made from ground squid meat (which, for some blessed reason, had never occurred to me as a thing before this moment) or some random Korean restaurant in Tennessee has access to the fishermen who caught Monstro.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Junior putting his spit in the sauce was gross but unsurprising. These people are barnyard animals.

 

[biggacracka]

Junior putting his spit in the sauce was gross but unsurprising. These people are barnyard animals.

When jews call non-jews cattle, it angers me.
But then I see jack and his herd and I'm like "maybe those jews are into something"

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Dad-to-be Jack Jr. continues to dress for success with the tie-dye Lakers hoodie, matching Lakers hat, gold toy machine watch and glasses that make him look like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys

I haven't checked this thread in a looong time. I am sorry to hear the the Juniors are reproducing. I have dreaded the thought.

That kid is almost as insufferable as his dad. In the early days of Jack's channel Junior was just a preteen/teen nerd. Then he decided he was a badass.

 

[Polska krowa]

Jr looks like he's wearing a pair of those 3D glasses they used to give you at the cinema when 3D films were in vogue.

 

[Shartavius]

Tammy looked like absolute shit, hair all gnarly and waxy skin

I prefer to think that putting up with Jack every day is killing her.

 

[Red Dye #5]

The way junior uses chopsticks makes me want to scream

 

[Shartavius]

The way junior uses chopsticks makes me want to scream

From what's been documented over the years, Jagoff Jr. doesn't seem to be good at/for anything - Just rotten fruit from a poison tree, wasted in any use away from the front lines of some territorial skirmish in which incendiary weapons in violation of UN protocol are used.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean it is a Trump hat because Trump is the 45th and 47th President

Nothing says I love America like some cheapass chinkshit slave labor hat worshipping a fat idiot.

 

[AnOminous]

Could also be Don, or generational wealth that's running dry. The generational intelligence certainly is. Normally at this point you'd have a serious talk with grandma about needing control or at least oversight of finances once $150 goes down the drain on some stupid shit.

Who in that family of belligerent mental retards would be fit to take over for her, though? They're all dipshits.

Makes me feel a bit better, but even more confused that a scammer like her is getting got herself so hard.

There's an old saying. "You can't con an honest man." Almost all scams from the Nigerian prince on involve some level of greedy behavior by the victim, who is by definition willing to sign on to a scheme that involves receiving stolen money and taking a cut of it.

Scammers themselves, ironically, are very often easy scambait who lose the money they scam to other scammers. That's the whole basis of MLMs.

• Jack starts the video complaining about the fact it always rains in Tennessee
  • Given the fact he also famously announced "I hate the sun," we are left to wonder what kind of weather Jack actually likes?

Golden showers from Jim Traynor in between his sessions with Hammy.

 

[densedance]

 

[AnOminous]

Also what the fuck

That's fucking disgusting. It looks like he's performing analingus.

 

[p1138]

ho in that family of belligerent mental retards would be fit to take over for her, though? They're all dipshits.

That's why I said "normally". The only thing remotely normal about the entire family is Briana, but she's slowly being turned into Tammy Jr. It'll be hilarious once Tammy's parents die and they find out that all of the money was thrown at stupid FB ads for gold and other dumb shit, but if it happens after Fatty himself kicks the bucket we'll probably never hear about it as Tammy rarely posts to social media and Jr. is too fucking dumb to understand anything to even complain about shit.

 

[souschef]

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When you're 4 strokes in and you want to make a heart attack joke

 

[ILikeYou]

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Pfizer makes medications that prevent your heart from stopping, rather than stopping it, as far as I know. And is that Jack Jr. as a kid? Why would he post his kid's pic w/ a caption like the kid is coming onto a woman w/ a pick-up line? And too soon after what--after his strokes? Maybe I'm thinking too deeply and clearly when the person posting is Jack.