💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[AnOminous]

Hell is an understatement.

Thanks a lot. I watched 30 seconds of that and now I'm gay and have cancer and AIDS.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Thanks a lot. I watched 30 seconds of that and now I'm gay and have cancer and AIDS.

You will dance to the songs at your boss's command and you will be happy.

 

[Jotch]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=q7Asf9n848MHell is an understatement.

 

[Sneeds]

Every time I see a local Walmart post on Boomerbook in my feed. All the employees have forced smiles since working for Walmart is like being in hell

https://youtube.com/watch?v=q7Asf9n848MHell is an understatement.

You will dance to the songs at your boss's command and you will be happy.

I’ve seen these posts on my feed, even though I don’t live anywhere near this Walmart.
“WE’RE FORCING YOU TO SMILE FOR THESE PHOTOS GOYIM. SO WE CAN TRICK THE NIGGER CATTLE ONLINE. A PIZZA PARTY SHOULD BE ENOUGH GOY, SO NO RAISES!!!!!”

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

I’ve seen these posts on my feed, even though I don’t live anywhere near this Walmart.
“WE’RE FORCING YOU TO SMILE FOR THESE PHOTOS GOYIM. SO WE CAN TRICK THE NIGGER CATTLE ONLINE. A PIZZA PARTY SHOULD BE ENOUGH GOY, SO NO RAISES!!!!!”
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They got 10 pizzas, for what I'm counting is 38 people. Just pure evil, 2 pieces for each person. If the forced smiling or forced dancing doesn't crush your soul. The "pizza party" where you get TWO FUCKING SLICES should do the trick.

 

[Null]

They got 10 pizzas, for what I'm counting is 38 people. Just pure evil, 2 pieces for each person. If the forced smiling or forced dancing doesn't crush your soul. The "pizza party" where you get TWO FUCKING SLICES should do the trick.

wally walton putting them on a diet with mandatory dancing and 2 slice max

 

[dvorak]

I’ve seen these posts on my feed, even though I don’t live anywhere near this Walmart.
“WE’RE FORCING YOU TO SMILE FOR THESE PHOTOS GOYIM. SO WE CAN TRICK THE NIGGER CATTLE ONLINE. A PIZZA PARTY SHOULD BE ENOUGH GOY, SO NO RAISES!!!!!”
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>our associates enjoy pizza treats
This honestly feels so wooden, as to make me wonder they have their own Rollback Discount quality AI that generated this. All I see is "our fleshy work drones find masticatory pleasure in baked cheese-tomato-bread."

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=q7Asf9n848MHell is an understatement.

I'd rather my manager hold a gun to my head for my entire shift than go through that.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

if you call me a liar again i'll fuck you

Don't threaten him with a good time.

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

i'll fuck you

So it was a foreskin reconstruction surgery he was out for. A successful one too, it seems.

 

[Devious Dave]

Going to open old wounds with this but have you guys ever tried making cheese. I bought cheese cloth recently to try and make mozzarella it's apparently one of the easiest ones you can make at home just need milk and vinegar

 

[Xenu]

 

[Jotch]

IMAfuckaDUDE.mp4

I think this may qualify as the first ever MATI YTP.

 

[ACTUAL_SCHIZOPHRENIC]

Hasan banned and Amouranth situation almost within a few hours. I'm calling Amouranth nearly fully confirmed. That was an intense ride with her story. I usually don't pay any attention to thotery, but this kind of self defense situation got my attention.

The amoranth robbery is some fake WWE shit and if you believe it your legitimately sub human.

 

[mlanguishi]

The amoranth robbery is some fake WWE shit and if you believe it your legitimately sub human.

How long do you think she can keep it hidden that was a fake? Instead just endless 'nah bro' stuff like yours?

 

[ACTUAL_SCHIZOPHRENIC]

How long do you think she can keep it hidden that was a fake? Instead just endless 'nah bro' stuff like yours?

People are retarded and most people will believe it.

 

[mlanguishi]

People are retarded and most people will believe it.

You convinced me with that incredible foresight.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

So it was a foreskin reconstruction surgery he was out for. A successful one too, it seems.

I would have went natural with the laffy-taffy method. But with the fast-paced lifestyle that comes with webforum management—speed is key. I'm just glad it finally happened.

 

[NSA]

If I'm logic-ing correctly, there are five possible codes:

1. 1-2-0-3-4
2. 1-2-0-4-3
3. 1-2-3-0-4
4. 2-4-0-3-1
5. 2-4-1-0-3

6. 2-4-0-1-3

Sorry, as a certified smartypants I had to do this.

Also, happy to see Jewsh is a certified huge brain and cannot be tricked by chyat dummies trying to double zero like animals.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

This might be my latent schizophrenia talking, but that dog looks exactly like Josh, what the Hell.
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Id adopt and feed that dog so fucking good.
Not Josh tho, i cant afford that amount of cheese and canned fish.