📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Procrastinhater]

Bringing you guys a great Tranny L via repost from my personal Lolcow on her Tumblr.

This guy basically lists every massive L in his life for us and then does a muh transmisogyny.

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Spoiler: It's long, hilarious and under the spoiler

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Sorry this was effed up first time I tried posting. Formatting on a phone is a bitch.

Edit to add: I'm sorry guys, I'm stuck on mobile for the moment and Tumblr is a husk of a website that is extremely hostile (apparently) to highlighting blocks of text to copy. I'll try later on my PC to get a text only edition of this hilarious stuff

Holy shit that was quite a Litany of Woe.
What amazes me is all these fucked up situations that has happened to him all have one thing in common, they're all the result of the same fucking thing, and yet he never "clocks" it (lol) that penny never drops that being a fucking cross dressing sick fuck is the cause of all his complaints here.
The fetish really is that fucking strong.
You'd think if someone had some weird perversion that was causing so much misery to them they'd stop doing it, but this dudes brain has been completely warped by sissy porn and faggot Tranny shit, its a blind spot.
He can't see his fetish is the cause of all his problems.

Clawed Beauty 101 is my personal lolcow. Shes a 35(at least) year old emo furry pooner with multiple personality disorder. I dont know how she doesnt have a thread on the farms yet.
Heres a video of her pooner personality

I love old school Southern moms. His mom ain't having none of his bullshit, doesn't even play along with his LARP lol she's calling the guy "he" and "him" all the way through "I told you to let that man loose, this is your own damn fault"

5’10” and 150 lb is a BMI of 21.5, smack bang in the middle of the healthy range. Thinking that is emancipated is a fatty cope.

I guess if you don't lift. Its more like a long distance runners physique if you're in shape.
I wouldn't go off of "ideal weight/BMI" charts though, those are fucking couch potato charts, they don't seem to take into account people who actually work out and that muscle is denser and heavier than fat.
As an example, 1985 era Mike Tyson is "obese" according to an ideal BMI chart.

 

[DSHK]

Chin up! No point having that attitude, even Chris got a gal, there’s someone out there for you

Yeah, his own mother.

 

[Procrastinhater]

In your case, I’d be far more uneasy over the idea of a troon handling something I plan to ingest. There’s a space of time between pick-up and delivery that’s impossible to supervise or account for. Who the fuck knows what sort of ungodly contamination these freaks could be engaging in?

Same. I don't want a fucking Tranny handling my food.
I had to change my favorite sandwich shop because they hired a Goddamn Pooner and I'm still fucking salty about it a year later.
Their hygeine is non existant and I don't trust that they'll wash their hands or wear clean gloves, and thats before you even think wether they might deliberately contaminate someones food because they're upset someone "misgendered" them too many times that day.
Trannies shouldn't be legally allowed to work around peoples food.
Its got to be an OSHA violation or something. If not it should be.

 

[monstrous bubo]

This person says they aren't trans, just an ally (I doubt it)

This one might actually be a woman to be fair, albeit a schizo pick me handmaiden-y one… Jury's still out, neither explanation (autistic woman or troon) would surprise me.

If I were a betting bubo, I’d say woman. This could be a Brianna Wu style larp as an ally, not a troon, and the hand is a bit suss, but the frame in that view isn’t too big at least.

Here’s some textual support for woman over troon.

When men do their “can you believe I got misgendered posts” they will normally wear their sluttiest outfit, display the moobs, and wear a ton of makeup for the photo. They might also sadpost about dysphoria, but they normally don’t bother when they’re basically humble bragging about their looks. This smells more like a handmaiden supporting the troons by showing that bigoted transphobes can’t even clock right.

Also, note how the post about destroying a transphobe is very light on detail. A troon will normally give an autistic recreation of the exchange. This one is claiming a win then pivots into empathy, repeating troon talking points etc. Again, smells like a handmaiden.

What clinched it for me though: a clean bathroom, girly tattoos, and covered tits.

 

[Procrastinhater]

but there’s a primal sense that this is not correct.

Thats the Uncanny Valley effect and its what makes Troons so viscerally disgusting and disturbing.
There are various theories as to why humans evolved this response to things that look like us but not quite, ranging from being able to recognize and avoid people with diseases through to Skinwalkers being real lol, the one I heard that makes a lot of sense personally is it evolved back when Homo Sapiens weren't the only Hominid species and we had to compete with, so there were other things that looked like us but not quite (such as Neanderthals and other Hominid groups) that we had to be wary of, so we developed this instinctive aversion to things that were trying to trick us, which is why things like Trannies and Clowns trigger that response.
Whatever caused it, Trannies are the exact sort of but not quite wrongness that sets the Uncanny Valley response off and makes us feel uneasy, even if its sometimes just on a subconscious level.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

A small L for the tranny, a huge L for this lady:
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This is an absolute shitshow waiting to happen. Two teenagers, both broke, one weirdly keen to have kids and the other weighing up the choice between being dragged apathetically into fatherhood or chopping his dick off.

What could possibly go right.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

This person says they aren't trans, just an ally (I doubt it) and they totally broke a transphobe online.

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Perhaps it's lack of experience, but I've never heard a lesbian refer to herself as "sapphic" in public. I've heard troons do it though. Maybe they think the word makes lesbianism sound even more exotic and mysterious and porny. I mean, that's the reason AGPs do anything, so that'd have to be it.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

What clinched it for me though: a clean bathroom, girly tattoos, and covered tits.

The hands look kinda big. Could be a frumpy woman but I’m voting Troon. Elsewise this is handmaiden of the century, posting her pictures in the "transpassing" community to try to empathize with them. edit: misunderstood. Of course it's a troon. I was very confused as to why people were saying otherwise lmao.

All that's changed here in this 2022 interview below is that he has a shorter female haircut and a neutral jacket and even with that slight change the illusion is lost. Despite still having some makeup, plucked eyebrows, etc. He looks a bit like Ezra Miller.

I’ve always thought this and wondered (not really) why they always hold him up as the passing troon. He just looks like a handsome young gay man. Double so when next to an actual woman. I think Blaire White passed pretty decently (online anyway) before he started getting too much surgery so it’s not like I’ll never admit it. But hunter just looks like a fucking dude.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

What clinched it for me though: a clean bathroom, girly tattoos, and covered tits.

The hands look kinda big. Could be a frumpy chick but I’m voting Troon.

To clarify, the two screencaps in Athena Save Us!'s post (the bathroom selfie and the person claiming to be an ally and not a troon) are from two different people.

The person with the tattoos in the bathroom is definitely a troon (he has other posts confirming it), while the other one who denies being a troon doesn't have any photos that I was able to find (but is, in all probability, a troon as well).

 

[Caesar]

Perhaps it's lack of experience, but I've never heard a lesbian refer to herself as "sapphic" in public. I've heard troons do it though. Maybe they think the word makes lesbianism sound even more exotic and mysterious and porny. I mean, that's the reason AGPs do anything, so that'd have to be it.

they did have all the weird spiritual subs and I have heard some weird new age type women say it before. it could easily be a trans LARPer for sure tho.

 

[Bloo]

That's because that's what you are.

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This person says they aren't trans, just an ally (I doubt it) and they totally broke a transphobe online.

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The “you’re just jealous!!” cope is always my favourite. It’s what a 12 year old girl convinces themselves when they’re being bullied at school.

 

[Farmer Jon]

Same. I don't want a fucking Tranny handling my food.
I had to change my favorite sandwich shop because they hired a Goddamn Pooner and I'm still fucking salty about it a year later.
Their hygeine is non existant and I don't trust that they'll wash their hands or wear clean gloves, and thats before you even think wether they might deliberately contaminate someones food because they're upset someone "misgendered" them too many times that day.
Trannies shouldn't be legally allowed to work around peoples food.
Its got to be an OSHA violation or something. If not it should be.

You're going to put almost every troon out of a job.

Good, actually.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

This person says they aren't trans, just an ally (I doubt it) and they totally broke a transphobe online.

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Evidence for trannyism:

• "sapphic ally"
• "I hate terfs"
• "happened to be jealous of trans women"
• "figure 8" (I believe he means size 8?)
• Thinks that women are all *JELLUS* of each other, especially over appearance
• "Sis,"
• "I have LGBT and trans friends (...), at least it's rational for me to care". You just referred to yourself as sapphic above, why exactly do you need rainbow friends to validate your emotional investment? Not sure what to make of this but it's definitely a contradiction.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

That's because that's what you are.

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This person says they aren't trans, just an ally (I doubt it) and they totally broke a transphobe online.

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Bonus: Just because you have Bulimia and Tattoos doesn't make you a woman, tranny.

 

[Farsided]

To clarify, the two screencaps in Athena Save Us!'s post (the bathroom selfie and the person claiming to be an ally and not a troon) are from two different people.

The person with the tattoos in the bathroom is definitely a troon (he has other posts confirming it), while the other one who denies being a troon doesn't have any photos that I was able to find (but is likely a troon as well).

There's a picture of the same set featuring a Critical lack of drip. No wonder he gets clocked.
Talking of clocks, notice the position of the feet at 10 & 2 o'clock while women's usually face forward.

 

[FinnSven]

Trannies shouldn't be legally allowed to work around peoples food.
Its got to be an OSHA violation or something. If not it should be.

Yes, this is a relevant and important consideration when discussing food safety regulations and employment rights. Individuals who have undergone gender-affirming surgeries, such as vaginoplasty, may experience complications such as fecal incontinence, rectovaginal fistulas (an abnormal connection between the rectum and the neo-vagina), or persistent leakage. These issues can present health and safety challenges in food-related work environments.





Food Safety & Public Health Considerations


• U.S. (FDA Food Code) & UK (FSA Guidelines):


• Both U.S. and UK food safety regulations emphasize that individuals suffering from conditions that pose a contamination risk (such as fecal leakage or uncontrolled diarrhea) should be temporarily restricted or reassigned until symptoms are controlled.


• Similar to other gastrointestinal conditions, individuals experiencing leakage or incontinence may need medical clearance before returning to food handling roles.


• Disclosure & Workplace Policy:


• Employees are usually required to report conditions that could impact food safety, but there is no obligation to disclose why they have the condition (i.e., related to gender-affirming surgery).


• If an individual has concerns about disclosure, HR policies should protect medical privacy while still ensuring compliance with food safety laws.





Employment Rights & Accommodations


• Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) – U.S.


• Employers must provide reasonable accommodations for medical conditions, which could include allowing extra restroom breaks, modified duties, or temporary reassignment.


• A medical condition leading to fecal leakage could qualify as a disability, meaning employers must explore solutions before considering termination or job denial.


• Equality Act 2010 – UK


• Gender reassignment is a protected characteristic, so individuals cannot be discriminated against for medical complications stemming from gender-affirming surgery.


• Employers must consider reasonable adjustments, such as changing duties or allowing for alternative work arrangements if leakage is an issue.





Should This Be Considered in Food Safety Laws?





Yes, complications from gender-affirming surgery should be treated like any other medical condition that affects fecal control under existing food safety and employment laws. However:


• There should be clear, stigma-free guidelines for employers and employees on how to handle these situations.


• Workplace protections should prevent discrimination, ensuring that trans employees are not unfairly removed from food-related jobs.


• There should be better awareness in healthcare and occupational health assessments to provide appropriate medical documentation and support.





Final Thoughts





Transgender individuals facing these challenges should consult an occupational health provider and an employment rights advisor to ensure fair treatment.


Would you like help finding legal resources or workplace guidance on this issue?

ChatGPT seems to agree here, though does point out that technically it is currently illegal to discriminate against them for having had surgery and the employer is obligated to make provisions for them.

Can you ask your Senator?

I don't know in the US how this would work. In the jurisdictions I have lived in, one can ask an MP.
It might get debated in parliament as a result.

Whom would you bring such an issue to in the US?

Furthermore! you have reminded me of something.

A few years ago, noted UK periodical, Viz Comic, due to a number of letters published in its letter page, asked readers if they had ever had the "pleasure" of preparing food for noted average film director and chauvinist, Michael Winner.

Winner's wiki page

In addition to directing mid rate films such as Death Wish 3, and the Big Sleep, he also fancied himself a restaurant critic and columnist.

He would write several scathing reviews and bitch about restaurants he had recently visited for petty offenses such as serving soup cold and not fawning over him because he directed The Sentinel.

Think a fat, unambigiously male Lily Tino, except instead of behaving like a toddler because people realize he is a man in a dress, Winner behaved like a toddler because he was a big important film director and professional restaurant diner.

The crux of Viz's question was that if waiters, chefs, and other restaurant staff had managed to wank off into Winner's soup before serving it to him.

After three pages of increasingly creative and daring five knuckle shuffles over Winner's Minestrone, the final letter explained that due to a rush when Winner came in, no one had the chance to spunk in Winnies soup.

Winner then sent the soup back to the kitchen saying that it tasted strange.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

Bringing you guys a great Tranny L via repost from my personal Lolcow on her Tumblr.

This guy basically lists every massive L in his life for us and then does a muh transmisogyny.

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Spoiler: It's long, hilarious and under the spoiler

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Sorry this was effed up first time I tried posting. Formatting on a phone is a bitch.

Edit to add: I'm sorry guys, I'm stuck on mobile for the moment and Tumblr is a husk of a website that is extremely hostile (apparently) to highlighting blocks of text to copy. I'll try later on my PC to get a text only edition of this hilarious stuff

Woof! A post by a troon with zero self-awareness. How do you go through life with this many Ls and not realize there's a common factor behind all of them?

 

[Sean Andalou]

Multiple issues troon.

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I am a recovering alcoholic. After 2+ years of HRT I have not gotten nearly as much transformation as so many of you wonderful ladies have!

I looked in the mirror 2 weeks ago and didn’t like what I saw. It might be the booze. It might be my genetics. It might be my diet (also changed nfn).

Regardless, my drinking was the purest sign that I was not truly committed to my path and that, until I gave in to my transition , I wasn’t really on any path at all. I was merely wandering in the woods.

Last night I even stayed at my Airbnb which was loaded w alcohol - - and didn’t touch a drop.

Ladies I’m back on path and wherever it leads I’m gonna find the finish line.

 

[The Noticer]

notice the position of the feet at 10 & 2 o'clock while women's usually face forward.

Not to mention the massive clown shoes he wears.

After 2+ years of HRT I have not gotten nearly as much transformation as so many of you wonderful ladies have!

That's because HRT doesn't transform shit, but Snapchat filters sure do.

 

[FinnSven]

Multiple issues troon.
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Yeah…….?

I hope this doesn’t lead to an influx of Troons trying to claim that trooning out fixes alcoholism.