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Why aren't you clapping, Jack? I guess happiness isn't the truth after all
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Well fatty is mostly sand nigger so... yeah he's a nigger faggot.
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I am certain he only liked the Cowboys at all due to their successes in the 1990s since he's constantly changed favorite teams based on who was winning. I know he's changed to the Chargers or another team at least once or twice already.
Also fuck the Chargers. They ditched their city of San Diego because their old owner wanted more money, leaving them in the lurch with no stadium, as they fucking deserve. They have consistently been mediocre and deserve to remain as such for that stunt. Same with the Raiders TBH given they wanted to fuck over Oakland even more or move and lose to Vegas.
The only language that can describe this abomination is hurrian, the closest IRL language to the Black Speech of Mordor.
We need a palate cleanser; here's a Jack still that shows he genuinely gained a third chromosome:
Jack gives off serious MAGA vibes but seems u willing to just come out & say he is.
Gordon Ramsay flau ts small amounts of chatity for publicity but cuts people off when convenient. He fired hundreds of employees over COVID. then there was that dead mouse thing that felt staged, he stops and looks down for no reason. The US show has been outed for staging drama. Jon Taffer is also a fake, staging shit, pretending to be woke, etc. He's a Fox News regular, hardly woke, but he playsup the defender of women on his staged show.
Gordon Ramsay flau ts small amounts of chatity for publicity but cuts people off when convenient. He fired hundreds of employees over COVID. then there was that dead mouse thing that felt staged, he stops and looks down for no reason. The US show has been outed for staging drama. Jon Taffer is also a fake, staging shit, pretending to be woke, etc. He's a Fox News regular, hardly woke, but he playsup the defender of women on his staged show.
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I'm surprised he isn't like Gunt and going for the Chiefs. Then again, I've been following the same sports teams all my life.
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Agreed 100%. On the livestream today Jack claimed he chose the Cowboys because Troy Aikman is from California, which is Jack's home state. But as we know, Jack (like most narcissists) will just make shit up to suit whatever he needs or wants (in this case, not looking like a bandwagoner) and will put zero effort into thinking about how, or even if, the lie makes sense in the grand scheme of things. Which, of course, it does not.
- It is not remotely special for a quarterback to be from California. Some sources say it's the state which has produced the most NFL quarterbacks, but at the very least it's pumped out tons of good ones -- which makes sense given it's a fucking huge state and it has beautiful weather all year.
- If the California connection was so important to Jack, then he would've just been a Niners fan. That team was blessed to go from Montana to Young and milked almost a 20-year reign of relevance and Super Bowls out of it, and it started when Jack was about 13 -- the perfect, typical, all-American age for picking the team you're going to let ruin your Sundays for the rest of your life.
- A young Montana led the Niners to a 13-3 record in 1981. Aikman was drafted by the Cowboys in 1989. [Insert Charlie connecting the red strings on the board here.] So again, Jack had the chance to start rooting for a winning home state TEAM when he was about 13. But we're supposed to believe he waited, for noble reasons, until he was in his 20s to start rooting for a winning home state PLAYER. Dumb and insane. [Much like this post!]
- And does he hate California or not? One second it's his precious home state. The next it's a wasteland full of "mean people" and roving communist gangs. (Fun fact: He claims these "gangs" are the reason he never taught Junior how to ride a bike! #unfitfather)
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Anyone know the context about this? Or Jack just came up with a fake job on the spot which obviously involves fondling testes like in Jack's fantasies.
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Unemployed man happy others lost jobs.
FWIW, as much as I love my wife. Shes on a too big team and none of them lose jobs. FFS Mrs basso takes her switch to work. I don't want to poli sperg because Jack is gay (as is his son).
Jack is just that nasty a person.
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It took less than 1 hour for Jack's vascular dementia to kick in and forgot all about that do-goody good Christian shit
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He is, but it's about the food.
He can't cook "peasant food", just look at his grilled cheese video.
He can't cook "Italian", he'll get executed there for what he calls Italian dishes.
He can cook when he can but can't when he can't. He sucks at almost anything that's out of his comfort zone of British/French cooking. Not a lolcow though, unlike Jamie Oliver.
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He also fucked up Frito Pie. It is 3 ingredients; Fritos, Wolf Brand Chili and Shredded cheese. He added scrambled eggs and French onion dip.
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Hebrew Nationals aren’t even considered kosher by people who keep kosher. The certifying agency is not trusted as it’s run by non-Orthodox Jews who don’t adhere to kosher laws and the symbol is just there for marketing. Jack’s Gourmet makes the best damn hot dogs and sausages that actually are kosher. (Absolutely no relation to the Scalfanis.)
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He just thinks he's being funny.
Trump had guys that are responsible for the nuclear arsenal fired, then scrambled to rehire them when they realized we need them and we don't want a foreign power to get them. It's not just the guy that measures the balls on a fly.
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Taffer is 100% a fraud and he's definitely not woke. He compared unemployed people during covid to dogs and said to cut their benefits so they'd get jobs (during covid, lol). Guy is MAGA, too.
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I’m surprised that Jack hasn’t gone on a Kosher foods kick.
The concept of some hairy guy in a fuzzy hat that went to a special prayer school, sitting in a slaughterhouse full of illegals and getting paid big bux to say a special prayer over the assembly chain of dying animals is very on-brand for Jack because he loves forcing religion down everyone’s throat.
Especially when you consider that these costs are unfairly passed onto the consumer that neither wants nor needs Rabbi Abraham thinking magic words and saying Magic thoughts over the production of their pepperjack cheese. Jack would love it that everyone has to pay and eat the prayer tax and be forced to endure some superstitions for which he shares some affinity. It’s a satisfying“gotcha” for Jack to cause non believers to economically participate in his beliefs and associated silly rituals.
Yet on the other hand, Jack hates that a portion of his taxes go to fund the local library because they have books that teach science there that contradict a 6000 year old universe. But he has no problem with paying a few cents of every beer token he spends to some guy wearing striemel and Tefflin practicing what amounts to superstitious codified food autism to “Bless” his Greame Jeeze, buddur, Maynayse, chuck stegg, and Garlig.
It’s an odd world.
The concept of some hairy guy in a fuzzy hat that went to a special prayer school, sitting in a slaughterhouse full of illegals and getting paid big bux to say a special prayer over the assembly chain of dying animals is very on-brand for Jack because he loves forcing religion down everyone’s throat.
Especially when you consider that these costs are unfairly passed onto the consumer that neither wants nor needs Rabbi Abraham thinking magic words and saying Magic thoughts over the production of their pepperjack cheese. Jack would love it that everyone has to pay and eat the prayer tax and be forced to endure some superstitions for which he shares some affinity. It’s a satisfying“gotcha” for Jack to cause non believers to economically participate in his beliefs and associated silly rituals.
Yet on the other hand, Jack hates that a portion of his taxes go to fund the local library because they have books that teach science there that contradict a 6000 year old universe. But he has no problem with paying a few cents of every beer token he spends to some guy wearing striemel and Tefflin practicing what amounts to superstitious codified food autism to “Bless” his Greame Jeeze, buddur, Maynayse, chuck stegg, and Garlig.
It’s an odd world.
we should get Jack to comment on Kosher food and immediately pivot to thoughts on Halal. Double funny if he has fedora-tipper Chuck on as a guest.
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I think the joke is that flies don't have testicles so he implies people complaining don't have real jobs, even though he doesn't have a real job. Not that i'm saying content creators don't work, but Jack's content is nonexistent. The only reason i watch him is for reasons he didn't intent, laugh at his fuck ups because he can't get anything right.
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Flies absolutely have testes, and science has been doing various studies about genetics and stemcells using said fly testes for years. Flies are pretty handy for a study where you want to observe things over a shitload of generations in a relatively short time frame.
Be real with me, how did you think flies reproduced?
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Neither is pumping YouTube with AI slop.
This metaphor doesn't even make sense. If a person is working with fly testes (Drosophila researcher), then they're a biologist or biomedical researcher. That's a job that's as real as it gets. I have worked with professors whose entire career is based one some niche cell line in some niche small organism.
Examining fly testicles is a real job, Jack. You just fucking suck at everything and you have no job.
And here's an actual photo of drosophila (common fruit fly) testes.
Go fuck yourself scalfatty.
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Unfortunately for me, I spent over half a decade working in a Drosophila melanogaster lab. Flies do have testes.
Drosophila are one of the best model organisms for studying neurodegenerative disease, as they're cheap, have short life-cycles, don't come under the same kind of limits, laws, and regulations that higher organisms such as rodents do, can be stored in huge numbers in small spaces, have a short and well-understood genome (which opens the door to a lot of really interesting genetic modifications that can't be done easily in higher organisms), and have the majority of the genes linked to neurodegeneration in humans