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[Hitman One]

 

[smartypants302]

 

[Baseton Repillé]

Milton a troon? First I've heard of that!

For spirits, when they please,
Can either sex assume, or both,
So soft and uncompounded is their essence pure.
Not tied or manacle'd by joint or limb,
Nor founded on the brittle strength of bones,
Like cumbrous flesh; but in what shape they choose,
Dilated or condensed, bright or obscure,
Can execute their airy purposes,
and works of love or enmity fulfill.

 

[Day of the Cope]

 

[Seafarer]

 

[56 others]

 

[Ratboy Genius]

 

[JustSomeDong]

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I should do this. Then again, the last time it happened, my next two oil changes were free.
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[Toji Suzuhara]

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

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[Feline Supremacist]

 

[Seafarer]

 

[Constellationzero]

It's a thought.

They've never remade the first one: So Dear to My Heart.

 

[Seafarer]

Underrated meme format

 

[not william stenchever]

The angels were only in the city to get Lot and his family out. Sodom and Gomorrah were already marked for destruction.

Then the townsfolk tried to fuck the angels and the angels got on the radio and said "BROKEN EAGLE BROKEN EAGLE, WE NEED FIRE SUPPORT NOW, DANGER CLOSE."

 

[PonderosaPete]

The angels were only in the city to get Lot and his family out. Sodom and Gomorrah were already marked for destruction.

Wait, I have a off-topic question. In the old testament, did angels even take the form of women?

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Wait, I have a off-topic question. In the old testament, did angels even take the form of women?

Angels have ambiguous gender when in human form, although I'll assume they could have either if they wanted

 

[Super Malario]

 

[米津玄師]

Angels have ambiguous gender when in human form, although I'll assume they could have either if they wanted

I've never held a Bible in my life but I'm pretty sure that, in terms of things made up by Jews, gender ambiguity was a more recent invention.

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[Teeth That Tear]

Wait, I have a off-topic question. In the old testament, did angels even take the form of women?

Nope. When angels appear to mankind on the earth they are either referred to only as angels, with no further specification of their appearance, or described as men, apparently indistinguishable from human men except by their mission and raiment. In visions they may instead appear in various symbolic forms with many eyes, wings, heads, etc. (what reddit terms the only "biblically accurate angels"). This is true in the new testament also.