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When will Jack drop dead?

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He had Tammy mix the butter into the crumble topping for him, but she did that with only one hand the whole time. So, why did he have Tammy do it, if it could be done with one hand? Truly want to know. Is it that he's using his good hand to hold himself up, partly, since it's placed on the counter palm down while she's mixing w/ one hand?
(Edit: But actually, if he were holding himself up w/ that one hand, he wouldn't be able to do any of the actions he does, w/ his one good hand. Doesn't make sense to me.)
Probably a combination of reasons. He can't put a glove on, not that he ever bothered to in the past. Can't hold the bowl with the other hand. Can't wipe/scrape anything off of the hand he was mixing it with(he'd just tip the bowl over trying to use that). Likely doesn't wash his hand regularly. He has little dexterity with his left arm even though it's been years(just watch how he awkwardly handles things when he's not shoveling food into his mouth).

And then of course the grand finale is that he's a lazy fuck and Tammy is an enabler, so he'll just have her do shit.
 
This is an upstate New York thing(Syracuse) but the area specializes in "coneys" we call them which is a white hotdog made with veal, pork, egg whites, and spices which are absolutely fantastic.

I like to add some german style mustard to them and that's all you need.

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Hoffman's snappy grillers are God-teir. Best hot dogs I have ever had hands down.
 
As is foie gras. I personally don't consume these products
You're a proper chef, right? Is foie gras made from a particular type of duck? The ducks where I live naturally gorge themselves in the fall to prepare for migration so I could theoretically source natural fatty liver for foie gras (and would like to try it sometime). But, I don't know if it'd be any good if it's the wrong species of duck.
 
You're a proper chef, right? Is foie gras made from a particular type of duck? The ducks where I live naturally gorge themselves in the fall to prepare for migration so I could theoretically source natural fatty liver for foie gras (and would like to try it sometime). But, I don't know if it'd be any good if it's the wrong species of duck.
Presumably you could find veal that wasn't abused and beaten too, but it's more fun to be inflammatory on the internet
 
I wonder if thin skinned bitch Jack does read up on himself on the farms?

I mentioned that I could see Jack's Twitter account using Google the other day without clicking on his profile.

Well, guess what? Not anymore.

Looks like he changed his privacy settings yet again.
 

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You're a proper chef, right? Is foie gras made from a particular type of duck? The ducks where I live naturally gorge themselves in the fall to prepare for migration so I could theoretically source natural fatty liver for foie gras (and would like to try it sometime). But, I don't know if it'd be any good if it's the wrong species of duck.
It's certain types of ducks and geese that enlarge their livers during premigration gorging. The French abuse this process artificially, hence the force feeding. There is Spanish foie gras where they let the birds gorge themselves naturally before butchering them before they migrate. A migratory goose would be your best bet.
 
I'm aware. I'm asking if the type of duck matters for making foie gras. If not I could just hunt some local duck in the fall after they naturally gorge themselves.
It's the diet that matters and it's frequency. The force fed diet ensures that the liver achieves the desired fat content for foie gras

This is the difference between the livers:

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It won't get like that through natural means. When you see ducks stuffing their face with foods, the swelling you see is not from the liver, but from his crop, which is like a pouch birds have in near the throat

There are methods that artificially make livers have that texture though. There's much debate around the subject, some people say there's "humane" methods employed nowadays, but you can never be sure
 
I wonder if thin skinned bitch Jack does read up on himself on the farms?

I mentioned that I could see Jack's Twitter account using Google the other day without clicking on his profile.

Well, guess what? Not anymore.

Looks like he changed his privacy settings yet again.
He frequently gets pissed off that his lame attempts at engagement farming don't work as it is. I wonder how long it'll take for him to realize attempting to lock down his account is going to end up doing the opposite of what he wants.
Fatty thinks that food stamps are still paper, and EBT are BET cards and different than food stamps.

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It's amazing how when he's not wrong, he still manages to be retarded.
 
It's the diet that matters and it's frequency. The force fed diet ensures that the liver achieves the desired fat content for foie gras

This is the difference between the livers:

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It won't get like that through natural means. When you see ducks stuffing their face with foods, the swelling you see is not from the liver, but from his crop, which is like a pouch birds have in near the throat

There are methods that artificially make livers have that texture though. There's much debate around the subject, some people say there's "humane" methods employed nowadays, but you can never be sure
Is veal, by default, cruel? As in, is it possible to find veal that didn't involve beating the calves like was suggested earlier ITT?
 
Is veal, by default, cruel? As in, is it possible to find veal that didn't involve beating the calves like was suggested earlier ITT?
I don't think beating is necessary but it does evolve restricted living space for the calves. Imagine living in a itty bitty cramped space so your muscles stay tender. Chaining your neck down so you can't move. I think we could see alternatives to this, personally. I'd rather employ methods to tender meat post mortem instead of doing this kind of shit.

When you butcher a animal, it's important that it does not get stressed out as the adrenaline alters the flavor of the meat. Hence why you (theoretically) need training to kill pigs for example, with a very precise stab. I've seen cases of unqualified people just straight up stabbing the poor thing like a slasher film because they couldn't get it right.
 
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