💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

I bet the next funster that comes in there will put four slices of bread in that toaster -- and trip the circuit breaker in the process.

I have a strong suspicion that the only people who rent Rick’s Airbnb are funsters at this point.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

I have a strong suspicion that the only people who rent Rick’s Airbnb are funsters at this point.

I've long thought if Fat was just a little smarter or at least cunning he would find ample ways to monetize the stlaker children.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

I've long thought if Fat was just a little smarter or at least cunning he would find ample ways to monetize the stlaker children.

Imagine if he did a few streams with a $15-20 TTS, he’d make enough to keep him in Lite beer for months.

 

[VF-1J Armored Valkyrie]

Imagine if he did a few streams with a $15-20 TTS, he’d make enough to keep him in Lite beer for months.

That's the very crux of Pat's insanity. He could never do it; a lifechanging boost to his cash flow is not worth the emotional pain of responding with less than full hostility. Any degree of playing along or leaning into the joke would be letting the idiots win.

 

[FinnSven]

i feel like Leslie is flying a little too close to the sun here. between bragging about her family connections in a threatening way and interacting with a troll impersonating her son on a public forum....the funster is right, it is weird and i liked it more when she was somewhat aloof about all the nonsense

if i was a client of her son and this stuff came up during a routine google search, the only thing even weirder would be for his mom to pull me aside to explain a bunch of terminally online inside jokes

Maybe twenty years ago this could be reputation damaging in some way, but most normies are aware that internet trolls exist, that weird shit happens on YouTube and TikTok, and lawyers probably have to deal with bizarre situations on a semi regular basis.

If it got out, it wouldn’t be a huge deal.
“In other news, Lawyers mom gets into a legal battle with a fat man from the internet.

Now sports.”

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I've long thought if Fat was just a little smarter or at least cunning he would find ample ways to monetize the stlaker children.

Hell, all he have to do is copy ghost and the funsters would send in superchats just hear his gay lispy angry voice. He wouldn't even need an engineer.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

Imagine if he did a few streams with a $15-20 TTS, he’d make enough to keep him in Lite beer for months.

That would require him to be self aware that he is a lolcow. He truly believes that he is a good boy who dindu nothin and is being harassed by evil stalkers.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

"My books sell just fine STAAALKER ChhhiiiiiLD"
Wasn't this fat dumbass suing the stalker children because Jon Doe poopballs said "just not good" somehow damaged his book sales and reviews?

 

[Maude Snew]

Any degree of playing along or leaning into the joke would be letting the idiots win.

Also it would kill the bit.

 

[Summer of George]

This place really is a Patemkin village. On first glance, it looks like it might be a cozy spot to spend the night. But once you get up close and personal, you realize that everything is a sham -- you couldn't even use this stuff even if you wanted to. I bet the next funster that comes in there will put four slices of bread in that toaster -- and trip the circuit breaker in the process.

Our home is 140 years old, child. Circuit breakers do not exist. Only your fuses. And no, stalker. We do not force the small Black children whom live in our basement to jam pennies into the fuse box for us. The panel is mounted high off the ground, and babies can not climb ladders. I'm sorry you're so stupid.


(also, what's up with the rolls of butcher paper on the lower shelf in the pantry?)

 

[RaxxScholar]

I think its kind of crazy that in rick's kitchen a cocktail shaker is featured as prominently as a coffee maker. I know he's an alcoholic but this is a little ridiculous.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Imagine spending hours a day going back-and-forth on the Internet with some 60-something lady for months straight.

Keep pushing, Pat! Don't let that idiot win. You've got her on the ropes! Another couple of days and you'll have won!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think its kind of crazy that in rick's kitchen a cocktail shaker is featured as prominently as a coffee maker. I know he's an alcoholic but this is a little ridiculous.

Meanwhile, the microwave is on top of the fridge. Make it make sense.

 

[Maude Snew]

Meanwhile, the microwave is on top of the fridge. Make it make sense.

Backwards kitchen layout.

 

[TurboNAS]

Meanwhile, the microwave is on top of the fridge. Make it make sense.

Neil Degrasse Tyson says that heat rises so having the microwave up high heats the food better.

I’m sorry you’re so stupid, child.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Backwards kitchen layout.

And complete lack of outlets, and no desire to add any.

Microwave is usable on top of the fridge, if annoying. Coffee maker or toaster up there would be hell.

As usual with everything, Ricky does the minimum required.

 

[Red Frida]

Meanwhile, the microwave is on top of the fridge. Make it make sense.

Only two outlets.

 

[Laburnum]

Fear him, stalker child:


I've not seen this variation before

Probably the only people who cower and hide from Fatrick are the black youths imprisoned in his underground pepperoni abattoir.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Fear him, stalker child:
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I've not seen this variation before

Probably the only people who cower and hide from Fatrick are the black youths imprisoned in his underground pepperoni abattoir.

To correcT the record here, Pat does indeed carry a lot of weight because he’s so FAT

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Fear him, stalker child:
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Probably the only people who cower and hide from Fatrick are the black youths imprisoned in his underground pepperoni abattoir.

Patrick is as threatening as a wet noodle.