Heck,I thought this was a patposter at first but then I realized it was just an average right wing normie who's joining in on the fun. It's great to see the funsters hopping in on the comments supporting the guy though. It's like one big fat obese family!
In Pat's case, it'd be a classic instance of trying to put lipstick on a pigman. Nikki has better things to worry about, like DeMarqius and Le'eftenant coming over to refill her natural gas reserves.
Is Pat claiming he served in the military? His response above this quote doesn’t make sense. The guy says “you never served” and “don’t know anything about it” and Patrick says he’s wrong?
It has been speculated that Pat likes all of the attention from normies even if it is negative. However, I think if that were true he wouldn’t run away from or block accounts that have dunked on him. I really cannot imagine what it is like to be Pat. He may be one of the most pathetic people in the world.
He went to the recruiter’s office, child. That’s the same thing as serving and makes him a five star veteran. I’m sorry you’re so stupid. Enjoy prison.
note the use of “narcissistic injury” because it pisses him the fuck off when Leslie uses it. It obviously sticks to his soul, and Richard here happened to be the first one pig could unload it on. What Pat thinks he’s doing with the seek. Help. Thing, Richard is actually doing to him. I am embarrassed for him. Credit to Owen for the shots.
I still can’t get over the fact that Rick goes from civil to worlds biggest asshole in 1 second. And he’s like that with everyone including strangers. I wonder if he was like this before he started getting trolled. Because if so, he’s an absolutely insufferable loser. And I really want to believe that he acts this way as fat defense mechanism and wasn’t always like this.
He is bulking, child, so he can better feed you your own teeth. Await the fist.
He's the bestestest writter on this particular plain of the eclectic.
Cuckieta is completely buck-broken at this point. He doesn't stream. All he does is paypig for a fat, greasy pedophile named Patrick Melton, a total nobody. He paypigs him thousands of dollars in superchats, and the guy literally just responds to his paypig superchats with "Shut up, Rekieta."
Circling back to that guy Rick managed to turn him into a certified Patposter in a matter of hours:
Imagine getting cucked so hard you put on 300 pounds, grow bitch tits, and turn into Fat Rick Hoglinson.
Leslie Varney may not be a superhero, but she is definitely Fat Rick's kryptonite.
Someone found a very old forum account of Pats and he was still pretty cuntish to people. He was not using the trademark "stalker child", but he was very quick to attack people and with the same shit he always does "you know nothing, you are a child, you are lesser than me, hush little girl etc etc".
He made honor roll on all four tours of duty.
All those times the rodeo saddle smashed into his Pa's scrote killed any swimmers with potential and left only the ones wearing safety helmets.
I specifically remember screenshots from it of him bragging about soldering leds, something simple and not particularly worthy of bragging about to begin with, and then people looked up the part and it was specifically an ultra beginner friendly pre-soldered led.
It's a bog standard raging narcissist thing, they make every mundane task out to be this Herculean task worthy of adoration and fame. They make bacon and eggs and they think they've just made a meal worthy of multiple Michelin stars.
Fatrick mentioned in a tweet that he ordered eggs benedict with the egg scrambled because he doesn't like runny yolk.
He needs to be killed for that alone.
Palate, child.