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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Insane, but typical, take from Jack given his employment -- or lack of employment -- history.

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abobe said:
Insane, but typical, take from Jack given his employment -- or lack of employment -- history.
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This moron has no idea how these buyouts work for people who actually have jobs. I bet most of these people just want to start their retirement early. Fun fact, of the boomers I knew who took these buyouts in the past (they are not a new idea), something like half of them ended up working the same thing but part-time and for twice the money because they bought out people they actually needed.
 
AnOminous said:
This moron has no idea how these buyouts work for people who actually have jobs. I bet most of these people just want to start their retirement early. Fun fact, of the boomers I knew who took these buyouts in the past (they are not a new idea), something like half of them ended up working the same thing but part-time and for twice the money because they bought out people they actually needed.
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At one job I had a guy was planning to quit to take another job. The week before he was going to put in his notice, the company offered a buyout with 3 months salary. He hopped on that chance, took the buyout, and then went to the new job. I never saw someone so happy after being laid off
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
At one job I had a guy was planning to quit to take another job. The week before he was going to put in his notice, the company offered a buyout with 3 months salary. He hopped on that chance, took the buyout, and then went to the new job. I never saw someone so happy after being laid off
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Hey when things line up like that, you take the deal.
 
Spasticus Autisticus said:
He's trying to get Senpai Elon to notice him and retweet him with "concerning" or "wow".
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Musk reply guys are the lowest forms of sentient life, toe-to-toe with commenters on hentai sites.
Why would you wear the logo of a social media platform on your clothes anyway? I only remember bootleg Facebook t-shirts from China in 2010.
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The virality of Elon retweeting him will lead to people discovering his YouTube channel
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I'd imagine the crypto spammers find him and he loses a bunch of money on shitcoins.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Hey when things line up like that, you take the deal.
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No doubt. If I had an offer, I'd have taken the deal, too. I had a sweet gig there though

Spasticus Autisticus said:

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I think I've figured out the plan behind his social media sperging. He's trying to get Senpai Elon to notice him and retweet him with "concerning" or "wow". The virality of Elon retweeting him will lead to people discovering his YouTube channel, revitalizing it and bringing back the pre-2014 glory days.
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Of course fatty thinks supporting a nazi is no big deal and someone being against that is the one in the wrong
 
Spasticus Autisticus said:

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I think I've figured out the plan behind his social media sperging. He's trying to get Senpai Elon to notice him and retweet him with "concerning" or "wow". The virality of Elon retweeting him will lead to people discovering his YouTube channel, revitalizing it and bringing back the pre-2014 glory days.
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What an asshole.

And Elon isn't going to be Fatty's friend even if he does try to blow him.

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
No doubt. If I had an offer, I'd have taken the deal, too. I had a sweet gig there though
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Place I worked at did that but I had only been there for a year meaning if I took the deal I would have walked out with two weeks and nothing else. But some guys there had been with the company for 20 years and they jumped at the chance. Half of them took early retirement, some went into business for themselves or had something else lined up afterwards. And the benefits continued for several months afterwards so even if you started a new job afterwards and the benefits don't kick in until after 90 days you were still covered. It was, for some, a very sweet deal.

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Of course fatty thinks supporting a nazi is no big deal and someone being against that is the one in the wrong
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He doesn't give a fuck about that. He never has. He's a fascist in every sense of the word.
 
Spasticus Autisticus said:

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I think I've figured out the plan behind his social media sperging. He's trying to get Senpai Elon to notice him and retweet him with "concerning" or "wow". The virality of Elon retweeting him will lead to people discovering his YouTube channel, revitalizing it and bringing back the pre-2014 glory days.
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If any part of this story is true, I highly doubt a hat would be the last straw for someone spending any amount of time around Jack to end the friendship. Or if he did have an argument with someone he just processed in his stroke brain "Duhh he muss be one dem Libruls who hates Twittuh and Elon" and completely ignored or forgot what was even said.
 
Spasticus Autisticus said:

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I think I've figured out the plan behind his social media sperging. He's trying to get Senpai Elon to notice him and retweet him with "concerning" or "wow". The virality of Elon retweeting him will lead to people discovering his YouTube channel, revitalizing it and bringing back the pre-2014 glory days.
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What he expect Elon to do about it? lol

Doubt it was the hat, if someone won't be your friend anymore over something that innocuous, they weren't your friend to begin with
 
souschef said:
What he expect Elon to do about it? lol

Doubt it was the hat, if someone won't be your friend anymore over something that innocuous, they weren't your friend to begin with
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Especially given fatty's constant praise of Elon and Trump. It's not like it's a secret that fatty fantasizes about being penetrated by Elon and Trump
 
No fucking way Jack has any friends. The only people he spends time with are those who are forced to by blood relation or church people who treat him as a pity case. Friendship would require Jack to take an interest in another human, however briefly. He’s not equipped for the job.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Especially given fatty's constant praise of Elon and Trump. It's not like it's a secret that fatty fantasizes about being penetrated by Elon and Trump
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He'll cream himself if Elon for some godforsaken reason quotes his tweets

John Andrews Stan said:
No fucking way Jack has any friends. The only people he spends time with are those who are forced to by blood relation or church people who treat him as a pity case. Friendship would require Jack to take an interest in another human, however briefly. He’s not equipped for the job.
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Notice how he says that he won't waste time with that friendship anymore. That's not how friendships work, Jack!
 
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