💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I am sad for the kids, but I am glad Nick turns out to have learned nothing.
It means we can expect grand things from him in the future.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Or... OR... Hear me out...

He's a liar, and he said he had a bad experience with coke at Hedonism II to cover for the fact that he became an active coke user after that.

That's what I have always believed. I think Hedonism II was the beginning of the end for him.


Exactly.

Why is everyone assuming that it was at Hedonism? I thought the quote I saw recently was his just referring to a stripper. MN has strippers. As does Texas, and every other place in the world (not that Nick travels despite having had means to do so - yet a another way he lives like an ignorant idiot and deprives his kids of normal and positive things).

OK, I'll take your/others' word for it. In that case, Jesus, he's like the sheltered kid who goes wild in their freshman year at college and ends up flunking out bc he is an idiot with unwarranted confidence and no self-control. What a NERD.

And I struck it, but I still mean what I said about the pitiful lack of travel, education, and enrichment he and Kayla have provided their children. Lame.

And for that matter, pathetic the grandparents haven't taken the kids anywhere, either. They seem to travel nearly constantly, and even if Disney is a sadly large proportion of their trips, they have also actually gone to real places.

 

[AnOminous]

And for that matter, pathetic the grandparents haven't taken the kids anywhere, either. They seem to travel nearly constantly, and even if Disney is a sadly large proportion of their trips, they have also actually gone to real places.

Nick apparently inherited his garbage traits from his shitty parents, who are also garbage. Maybe they aren't also giant cucks themselves (although I bet they are), but they have enabled this scumbag's descent into absolutely scabrous and disgusting and scandalous behavior.

 

[Vibralldo]

Call me cynical, but I foresee a number of Balldoguards eventually crawling back if this largely blows over this year.

That's a big if though. They'll continue to keep their distance if Nick keeps fucking up. I wouldn't exactly bet against him fucking up again.

They're pathetic retard clout chasers that desperately want Nick to come back because it makes them look to retards less like awful people for guarding someone who dosed his kid and maybe they can help Nick regain his 100k+ audience and leech off that. All they're asking is for Nick to do the bare minimum and just pretend he's remorseful, but he can't.

Nick continues to be offered endless grace and fails to do the bare minimum to get it. It's glorious.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nick apparently inherited his garbage traits from his shitty parents, who are also garbage. Maybe they aren't also giant cucks themselves (although I bet they are), but they have enabled this scumbag's descent into absolutely scabrous and disgusting and scandalous behavior.

I've never gotten the sense that he and they are close at all. I know he's mentioned "my parents" when he said he left the kids with them on the way to Jamaica, but their interaction seems largely them cleaning up (literally and financially) the messes of their utterly inept son. I've never heard him talk about "my mom" or "my dad" fondly at all. There's a very distant vibe there. Don't blame them, but I agree - something about them seems just as indifferent and unable to "get it" about the hell he's wrought as he is.

 

[Captain Manning]

OK, I'll take your/others' word for it.

Word, schmerd. The clips are here in this post:

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...a-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18665982

The reason why this, unlike a lot of things Nick has said, is accepted as at least partial truth is because beginning in mid-late 2022 he started to act increasingly degenerate and weird. Right around Hedo II. Late 2022 is also when the thread was moved out of Multimedia. All of these things coincide.

My theory here is that he was open about trying cocaine, while claiming he didn't like it (lie), because he wanted to try and head off what he (correctly) assumed was gonna be speculation that he was on coke. Balldoguards could then try and go with "Nick doesn't like coke, retard" and hopefully shout down any such speculation.

Obviously this did not work because it became fucking obvious the more time went on that he was on hard drugs and that it was making him unstable. The grand culmination of all this was the Cokestream, where he had white powder on his nose and was barely coherent.

Even Andy "the retarded Phoenix" Warski correctly called his coke usage fairly early, before the arrest and search warrant.

Is it possible that Nick was doing coke before he was 40, and the Hedo II trip? I suppose it's possible, but if he did, he hid it fairly well. Before 2023, people just assumed Nick's only real vice was alcohol.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

You're just such an uncool incel nerd prude child you don't realize all the cool kids do blow with skank hos.

Coke is the least disgusting thing he does with skank hos. He was married to one while cheating with another and he needed coke to interest either of them in him.

 

[Vibralldo]

Word, schmerd. The clips are here in this post:

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...a-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18665982

The reason why this, unlike a lot of things Nick has said, is accepted as at least partial truth is because beginning in mid-late 2022 he started to act increasingly degenerate and weird. Right around Hedo II. Late 2022 is also when the thread was moved out of Multimedia. All of these things coincide.

My theory here is that he was open about trying cocaine, while claiming he didn't like it (lie), because he wanted to try and head off what he (correctly) assumed was gonna be speculation that he was on coke. Balldoguards could then try and go with "Nick doesn't like coke, retard" and hopefully shout down any such speculation.

Obviously this did not work because it became fucking obvious the more time went on that he was on hard drugs and that it was making him unstable. The grand culmination of all this was the Cokestream, where he had white powder on his nose and was barely coherent.

Even Andy "the retarded Phoenix" Warski correctly called his coke usage fairly early, before the arrest and search warrant.

Is it possible that Nick was doing coke before he was 40, and the Hedo II trip? I suppose it's possible, but if he did, he hid it fairly well. Before 2023, people just assumed Nick's only real vice was alcohol.

Call me an incel prude, but if it was such bad coke then why'd he want to give it another chance?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

My theory here is that he was open about trying cocaine, while claiming he didn't like it (lie), because he wanted to try and head off what he (correctly) assumed was gonna be speculation that he was on coke.

I don't think it was a lie. He says the Jamaican stripper gave him "bad coke". What that means is it wasn't actually coke. It probably mostly consisted of the kind of drugs Nick looked down at the other junkies at his rehab for being addicted to.

 

[Captain Manning]

Call me an incel prude, but if it was such bad coke then why'd he want to give it another chance?

Yes. That's... my... point.

Nick wanted people to believe he tried coke but didn't like it, so that moving forward, people would believe he's a gud boi who doesn't do drugs. So much of Nick's fandom is vested in people taking him at his word and not applying any critical thinking to his claims whatsoever. See, also, his bullshit claims of monogamy which has also been exposed as a lie and admitted as such by Nick.

Look at the idiots parroting everything he and Barnes said during the criminal trial. Unfortunately, said idiots have had the rug pulled out from under them on the possession angle because Nick plead guilty to that and has now admitted it both in court, and out of court (recent Twitter posts).

Nevertheless, I can guarantee you many of those same people are gonna repeat the tale of the cop with the cocaine hands patting his daughter's head from now till the end of time.

Back to the point:

In reality, I find it more likely he did coke at Hedonism II and was all like "Wow! Where have you been all my life!?" Then he went home and kept doing it, but tried to keep it secret.

Cue his downfall.

 

[Folgers Can]

But holy shit, I've seen the most effeminately open fags talk less about dicks and cum than Nick does. Already he's bragged that Arron ate his cum far more than he's bragged about fucking April.

All that tells me is that he's incensed Aaron doesn't want to be his lover. He might have even wanted Aaron more than April.

it's not that he was jealous because his wife was getting plowed, it's that he was mad that A-Aron wasn't dicking -him- down that enthusiastically. The wife was always just a prop to lure other men into his bed in hopes that they'd start fucking him.

Curse Nick for forcing anyone to have to think about the below being a thing, but could there be anything to a theory that the cum-eating episode, if true, may have been deliberately set up as a grooming tactic? The notion reminds one of Aaron's older story about when Kayla and April started making out, supposedly spontaneously, while the four were still just friends watching a movie, which is supposedly what first set off discussions about starting to swing (assuming that similar discussions weren't already well underway behind Aaron's back on April's "hunting" trips to Spicer for months prior). That whole "Netflix and chill" episode always sounded like just the sort of classic move that more experienced swingers hanging around the pool at Hedo might have recommended to noobs like Nick and Kayla as "this one ridiculously easy trick" they should someday use to coax the husband in another couple to ease into swinging, starting slow by appealing to his porn-addicted brain with the allure of hot girl-on-girl action and grooming further from there.

In a similar vein, once that bait was taken and the mark was hooked on full-blown swinging to the point of the four even sleeping in the same bed, perhaps then the time came for another "protip" the noobs got from more experienced degens: work with the mark's wife to set up a scenario where you spooge all over her and come up with an excuse to leave the room while she urges the mark to "finish her off," which he dutifully does. Then, despite the mark's past protestations about never wanting to cross swords or the like, confront him about how (as Nick has claimed) the mark's wife has already confided in long conversations in the wee hours of the morning that she suspects the mark is closeted, and confront him further about how he already ate cum so he's practically already gay anyway, so at this stage he no longer has anything to lose just diving headlong into full-blown cocksucking going forward.

Et voilà, after months of hard work likely with April's willing encouragement, this master plan was sure to get Nick the gay lover he's always wanted, and get him the added bonus of that addictive dopamine rush he always experiences when patting himself on the back for being such a master manipulator. But instead, he had to be disappointed and even overtaken by narcissistic rage when Aaron didn't take the bait and stood firm that this whole arrangement was only ever to keep plowing Kayla, who by that point had come to love "soulmate" Aaron more than Nick.

This theory could at least help to explain what makes Nick so pathologically obsessed for so many months afterward: not merely a sense of rejection by the one that got away, but moreover the narcissistic injury from realizing that his supposedly unparalleled manipulation skills actually only worked on two low-IQ drug addicts and could never surmount the Everest that is turning a straight man gay like degen protips assured him he could. That is the one final insult that he can never live down.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

OK, I'll take your/others' word for it. In that case, Jesus, he's like the sheltered kid who goes wild in their freshman year at college and ends up flunking out bc he is an idiot with unwarranted confidence and no self-control. What a NERD.

I have met this person. First year in uni, they were a model student, but it was quite evident they ad lived a very sheltered life and their parents put a lot of pressure on them to succeed. By second year, they barely made any lectures, went to all the parties, and ended up dropping out. Last I heard, they were picked up by the constabulary for petty theft and assault.

FOMO is a real thing for people that can drive them to psychotics ends in some cases.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I have met this person. First year in uni, they were a model student, but it was quite evident they ad lived a very sheltered life and their parents put a lot of pressure on them to succeed. By second year, they barely made any lectures, went to all the parties, and ended up dropping out. Last I heard, they were picked up by the constabulary for petty theft and assault.

FOMO is a real thing for people that can drive them to psychotics ends in some cases.

See, my parents gave up on me well before college, so I never burned out. Thank God.

The thing with college is more than harder classes, you really get to see who was ready for freedom. Apparently for Crackets, his move was to join cheer leading, tell people he was gay to try and get with a woman, and force people to strip to hang out in his dorm.

Him winding up licking up Aaron's face, doing God knows what at Hedonism, and joining a polycule seems much more obvious and in-character in hindsight.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Andy "the retarded Phoenix" Warski

That's Andy "Coke Scholar" Warski for the times when we're talking about drug analysis, KC was all retard interruptions and monkey howling until he had to speak about Nicky's coke use, then he would speak with such eloquence and display such erudition he would even lose the fucking stutter.
I reckon the candynosy county substance experts watching the cokestream could not give as detailed and well reasoned accounts as to just how fucking blitzed on coke Nicky was.

 

[Vibralldo]

That's Andy "Coke Scholar" Warski for the times when we're talking about drug analysis, KC was all retard interruptions and monkey howling until he had to speak about Nicky's coke use, then he would speak with such eloquence and display such erudition he would even lose the fucking stutter.
I reckon the candynosy county substance experts watching the cokestream could not give as detailed and well reasoned accounts as to just how fucking blitzed on coke Nicky was.

It's the one thing he's truly passionate about

Aside from abortions

 

[ChromaQuack]

It's the one thing he's truly passionate about

Aside from abortions

That's two things he shares with Nicky.

RIP Andy Jr. & Jamal Abortkieta

 

[Captain Manning]

That's Andy "Coke Scholar" Warski for the times when we're talking about drug analysis, KC was all retard interruptions and monkey howling until he had to speak about Nicky's coke use, then he would speak with such eloquence and display such erudition he would even lose the fucking stutter.
I reckon the candynosy county substance experts watching the cokestream could not give as detailed and well reasoned accounts as to just how fucking blitzed on coke Nicky was.

For which I (rightfully) gave him credit. He did indeed call it months before the raid.

It makes sense, really. A reformed cokehead would probably be in the very best position to recognize a current cokehead.

Sadly, last I heard, Andy is likely back on the coke. A portent into Rekieta's future maybe?

EDIT: Double word.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

See, my parents gave up on me well before college, so I never burned out. Thank God.

The thing with college is more than harder classes, you really get to see who was ready for freedom. Apparently for Crackets, his move was to join cheer leading, tell people he was gay to try and get with a woman, and force people to strip to hang out in his dorm.

Him winding up licking up Aaron's face, doing God knows what at Hedonism, and joining a polycule seems much more obvious and in-character in hindsight.

Some of us always knew he was not what he claimed to be, not even close. (Full disclosure I became aware of him only shortly before he started going off the rails. At that time the thread was fan central, so I muted my criticisms of him - I think I only started commenting itt more regularly to comment on the apoplectic disbelief from his defenders at his increasing "I'm a cool degenerate" shtick. Not bc I thought he was cool (hahaha, no; the opposite: I read him for exactly the pathetic blowhard midwit narc alkie nerd seeing boobies for the first time he is), but bc of the resistance to picking up what he was obviously putting down. I did miss the coke signs, though, chalking it all up to booze, modafinil for his fake narcolepsy, and the high from his own emanations.)

But I'm glad you reminded me of the "I pretended to be gay in college" thing. I don't like "he's gay" as an insult or speculation about that based on "no straight guy would...," but based on some recent comment of his, seems he's embracing it for real. Perhaps his sardonic wit flew over my pretty little head, and he was only pretending (again) to be retarded gay to shock the prudes, but "I'm gay, too," or whatever exactly he wrote, read as him coming closer to being out & proud, or at least poised to start talking "fluidity."

If he dares.

If so, it'll be in exactly the way he talks about drugs and April: "I love cocks, man! Of course! What's not to love? They're [insert detailed discussion of all the wonderful things about cocks]. Cocks are beautiful! God, I wish I'd had more cocks!".

Looking forward to the "Jesus was ackshually a non-addicted cokehead bisexual, just like me" Bible Study arc.

 

[Strix454]

For a porn-addicted nerd like Nick, the only remaining thrill is pushing the "next" boundary. Nick's full-blown gay arc was always inevitable once he started swinging & swapping with aaron & april. He was already literally begging for man-sex with Aaron back when he licked his face on that stream. Now just about the only sexual thing he talks about anymore is gay sex.

And the gay arc for Nick will near inevitably be followed by his troon arc. Its just how these things work. His various obsessions with playing the "pretty girl" and how skinny men with girl bodies are attractive suggest he is almost mentally already there too.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

And I struck it, but I still mean what I said about the pitiful lack of travel, education, and enrichment he and Kayla have provided their children. Lame.

And for that matter, pathetic the grandparents haven't taken the kids anywhere, either. They seem to travel nearly constantly, and even if Disney is a sadly large proportion of their trips, they have also actually gone to real places.

Nick dropped his kids off with the grandparents at Disney while he went to Hedonism 2! And he did it two years straight! His kids think he's the best dad in the world because he takes them to Disney! What a swell guy! If you were a cool person who understood social cues, you'd know that being a good father is transactional, nerd!

Perhaps his sardonic wit flew over my pretty little head, and he was only pretending (again) to be retarded gay to shock the prudes, but "I'm gay, too," or whatever exactly he wrote, read as him coming closer to being out & proud, or at least poised to start talking "fluidity."

That's not just him joking, that's him flaunting it for everyone. Nick already spilled the beans on his mindset in a leaked DM chain (the one where he admits to paying $1,000 to a stripper so she could abort his mulatto bastard). He wants everyone who is "cool" to know, but he doesn't want uncool people like his family or the local community to know. That way he can simultaneously be a funny gay man who always tells the truth in Melton's chat whilst remaining chad trad dad to his family and community. It's the same way he spent 2 years dropping hints about how much he loved drugs and being a swinger before it was all legally confirmed last summer.