💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Here is an updated list of the things Ricky’s Resistancr Revolution has overthrown/destroyed since its inception:
  1. My fucking sides
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Your sides are not destroyed, stalker. The only thing that will be destroyed is your asshole when you are sent to prison for multiple counts of felony messageboard posting.
 
Wait, Nikki was the third Blackhawk pilot?

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Dizzyuntildeath said:
Hi guys, I just wanted to let you know I'm in prison for stalking and I'm enjoying it thoroughly.
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No, child. You're not.

Enjoy prison.
Maude Snew said:
Wrong as always, stalker. The Full Scale Rebellion was when he stepped on some scales and they shattered instead of telling him that he hasn't gained a pound since high school, like they were instructed.
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I wish you could have seen the mouse cursor whipping around as I tried to rate your post. If my sides were democracy, your post was J6. Or Donald Trump's second term.
 
Sexy Peach Emoji said:
Authors and editors mock him to his face, child. (I know it's a copypasta)
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I thought about doing it like that. But then I remembered Leslie, Brian and Larry Correia have explicitly told Rick there are MANY MORE who do it just amongst themselves so I kept it.

And then I thought about that, and I laughed and laughed again.
:story:
 
Took a teeny weeny break to try out Project Zomboid, sadly I have not yet figured out how to mod the game to make a morbidly obese character with bitchtits so I could roleplay as fatrick trying to survive the zombie apocalypse, however I am happy to see piggy is still cleaveland steaming away as always on xitter
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Dr. Jaime Reyes said:
Now I can’t shake the image of Rick rising out of a 55-gallon drum of maple syrup like Baron Harkonnen.
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"Milwaukee is Milwaukee.....and the Prison takes the stalkers...."

*slowly rises up as his bitchtits inflate with helium*

"My Prison.....My Milwaukee......My Child..."
 
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Dangit.....we are hurtling towards 4.0k pages but instead of prepping our Warhammer 40K based fatrick shitposts we have been sidetracked into Dune
 
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