💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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ChampFantana said:
The Kwisatz Tarderach goes so far out of his way to be a spiteful, hate-filled cretin to EVERYONE that isn't his family (Incuding people that agree with his retarded political takes) that I just find it impossible to pity him one iota.
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Speaking of Lindsay Ellis, about the only based thing she ever did was humiliating that lardass sack of shit.
 
downloads said:
Reddit has almost completely turned against X and hundreds of subreddits are banning links from it, many asking authors to please use alternate platforms. I wonder what Pat will think of this, he loves parotting the correct opinions and getting the right kind of attention on reddit, but there is no way he will give up his beloved X account I don't think.

Hundreds of Subreddits Are Considering Banning All Links to X
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Plebbit is about the only place retarded enough for one of his takes to go viral out of agreement rather than mockery, so this would be a huge blow.
 
Pat has been added to quite a lot of lists on X, some banal ones and some fantastically funny ones. I picked out a few favourites and spoilered the images.

Sad libs and other gays
Known Faggots
Soulless demons
Dumbest People On X
Annoying cunts
Fucking morons
Low iq nonsense
Scumbags
Parasites
Biden Buttlickers
Definitely NOT a Groomer

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Markorian said:
Pat is the one who at every turn escalated things between them, not them.
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The analogy I have in my head is that a fat, obnoxious retard was waddling through the forest one day and stumbled upon a hornets’ nest (filled with pests!). This would just be an unlucky day for a normal person, and our unfortunate porcine protagonist was stung a few times.

However, normal people would run away or try to avoid the nest from then on, but Fatrick decided to walk up to the nest and kick it.

And kick it.

And kick it.

Patrick still kicking that nest nearly seven years later getting stung all the while and wondering, “why us?”
 
RussianParasite said:
The analogy I have in my head is that a fat, obnoxious retard was waddling through the forest one day and stumbled upon a hornets’ nest (filled with pests!). This would just be an unlucky day for a normal person, and our unfortunate porcine protagonist was stung a few times.

However, normal people would run away or try to avoid the nest from then on, but Fatrick decided to walk up to the nest and kick it.

And kick it.

And kick it.

Patrick still kicking that nest nearly seven years later getting stung all the while and wondering, “why us?”
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#DLTHW

In faded marker pen on construction paper on his parents fridge.

Don’t let the hornets win.
 
downloads said:
Reddit has almost completely turned against X and hundreds of subreddits are banning links from it, many asking authors to please use alternate platforms. I wonder what Pat will think of this, he loves parotting the correct opinions and getting the right kind of attention on reddit, but there is no way he will give up his beloved X account I don't think.

Hundreds of Subreddits Are Considering Banning All Links to X
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Oh no, they'll go from posting direct links to posting screenshots of tweets, whatever will we do?!
IsaacShraeder said:
Maybe this has been posted already but ConFusion's schedule is finally up.
Rick is set to speak on the 26th between 11:00 and 11:50 EST.
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He's sharing a slot with the "queer fantasy writer" pictured below:
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E.D.E. Bell (she/her or e/em) loves fantasy fiction, and enjoys blending classic and modern elements. A passionate vegan and earnest progressive, she feels strongly about issues related to equality and compassion. Her works often explore conceptions of identity and community, including themes of friendship, family, and connection. She lives in Ferndale, Michigan, where she writes stories and revels in garlic. You can follow her adventures at edebell.com.
Bell was born in the year of the fire dragon during a Cleveland blizzard. After a youth in the Mitten, an MSE in Electrical Engineering from the University of Michigan, three wonderful children, and nearly two decades in Northern Virginia and Southwest Ohio developing technical intelligence strategy, she started the indie press Atthis Arts. Working through mental disorders and an ever-complicated world, she now tries to bring light and love as she can through fantasy fiction, as a proud part of the Detroit arts community.

Now I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but... this is literally just Pat with an even shittier haircut.
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Anyone else find it weird there's no picture for Rick? Where's his trademark head-pointing pose?
 
My favorite thing about the "don't let the idiots win" line is that it doesn't even specify, win what? What if a troll challenged Fat to a shit eating contest?
 
ChampFantana said:
I respect your ability to pity Lardo Retardo, but I don't share it.

The Kwisatz Tarderach goes so far out of his way to be a spiteful, hate-filled cretin to EVERYONE that isn't his family (Incuding people that agree with his retarded political takes) that I just find it impossible to pity him one iota.
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I honestly only know surface level stuff and will defer to your better understanding of Bob. Fuck him.
 
Make Anime Illegal said:
My favorite thing about the "don't let the idiots win" line is that it doesn't even specify, win what? What if a troll challenged Fat to a shit eating contest?
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All 3952 pages of this thread is direct evidence of what happens when trolls challenge Fat to a shit eating contest. The second, better forum- quasi, Josiah, Dan, uncle booms, BDA is what happens when trolls challenge Fat to a shit eating contest. He’s done nothing but eat shit since he stepped in it lol.
 
downloads said:
When I was really young, my family and I would get into arguments with the dog, with the dog's voice provided by different people, and "he" would identify himself as the legal beagle. The arguments were absurd, the entire premise is ridiculous, but it was dumb fun. He would always say he was performing a citizen's arrest for various things, the food wasn't on time, the treat was too small, he didn't like the walk because it was raining etc, etc. No matter what you argue back, he would just say, "Double jeopardy," and state that you were under arrest.
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That’s funny because Rick also reminds me of a beagle that knew how to open the fridge and ate 8 sticks of butter in one go. We had to put a lock on the fridge door because she would sneak in the kitchen and go nuts.
 
Al from Dadeville said:
That’s funny because Rick also reminds me of a beagle that knew how to open the fridge and ate 8 sticks of butter in one go. We had to put a lock on the fridge door because she would sneak in the kitchen and go nuts.
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Patrick’s the type of guy to learn that if you put butter in your coffee and consume more oil (and less to zero carbs) you will lose weight and not change his dietary habits whatsoever except for eating butter and putting butter in his coffee along with cream and sugar cubes. Then whenever someone tells him he’s doing Ketovore wrong he gets mad and calls them science deniers,even if they also do the Coffee butter trick correctly.
 
Judge Holden said:
Pig man....which day? I-Scream Man did not specify a day he was shittin in your toilet....
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Next time, get a bunch of yellow dye,some salt,and a couple of mason jars. Fill the jars with the dyes and salts,use that sweet Wisconsin tap to top it off,swig it a bit,and had the evidence around the hovel,that way he can’t drug test you and get you to enjoy prison,because you need to be coked out of your mind to make the bit work.
 
RussianParasite said:
The analogy I have in my head is that a fat, obnoxious retard was waddling through the forest one day and stumbled upon a hornets’ nest (filled with pests!). This would just be an unlucky day for a normal person, and our unfortunate porcine protagonist was stung a few times.

However, normal people would run away or try to avoid the nest from then on, but Fatrick decided to walk up to the nest and kick it.

And kick it.

And kick it.

Patrick still kicking that nest nearly seven years later getting stung all the while and wondering, “why us?”
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For every conceivable situation, somehow somewhere there's an example of Pat expressing an insufferably funny failure of human thought.

Pure absurdist poetry.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
It certainly can’t mean “don’t do what the idiots want you to do” because that’s all he does.
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That's hilarious because he is literally so mentally retarded he can't even understand that. He can't understand that his trolls are fucking with him because his responses are so predictable. He lacks the intelligence to grasp that trolls are just fucking with him because he'll say the thing again. He'll say "Enjoy prison."

Then the trolls laugh uproariously because he just said the thing again. The thing that is why they are poking him, because they want him to say the thing again. And he pays them off every time.

This is literally the definition of a lolcow, a retard who pays you off every time.

Do you want an angry response from an obese bitch-titted faggot any time of day or night? Send him a picture of Chewbacca. Send him literally anything.

He will angrily respond with "Enjoy prison." And then you get a giggle.

He eagerly pleasures his tormentors. He's hilarious.
 
femoralcanal said:
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For every conceivable situation, somehow somewhere there's an example of Pat expressing an insufferably funny failure of human thought.

Pure absurdist poetry.
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The fact that he's eagerly responding to someone named Leonard Lake is hilarious. For those not aware, Lake was a serial killer who did keep people imprisoned in his house and took a cyanide pill rather than enjoying prison.
 
AnOminous said:
He lacks the intelligence to grasp that trolls are just fucking with him because he'll say the thing again. He'll say "Enjoy prison."
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I think he’s maneuvered himself into a worse position. He has to believe there’s an evil cabal out to kill him, and must reply each time, because if he stops, and they stop posting, he’ll have to face the realization that nobody gives a shit about him and only cares about dabit.

He needs the pests more than they need him; the posts and his replies tell him his firebrand political tweets are having powerful effect.

He’s such a hilarious retard.
 
ChampFantana said:
Piggyboy is a delusional, contrarian idiot, but he doesn't constantly shriek about genociding the Red State Mayonnaise Ghouls like The Eternal Virgin does.
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I beg to differ. If the red staters are black children, Titty Ricky is well on his way to Final Pepperonilution.
 
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