💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Useful_Mistake said:
Doesn't mean a woman couldn't perform amazingly, just merely that most likely she won't unless she is an exception.
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Exactly - there's all sorts of stories about heroic women (and men) doing things that nobody should have to have done - but you don't build a society that depends on that.

It's like saying that just because we have examples of widows in the 1700s raising 10 kids on their own that thereby we can discount the value of the two-parent family entirely.
IsaacShraeder said:
Dooming over the inauguration has really gotten to him.
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It's the most amusing and insane thing about ricky. He actually believes that his doomposting about politics is changing the world, and if he doesn't do it Hitler wins.
 
He has xeeted the best part of a hundred times since my last post and is still ongoing so buckle in for annuda rage pig afternoon

Also let us stand in awe at the work ethic of this pig man...
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EDIT: also oh god it just hit me how his desperate PLZ TELL TORBOOKS TO PUBLISH ME GUIZ! xeets have a grand total of two likes and zero rexeets even after three fucking years....fuck that would be sad if fatrick was not such an insufferable fat faggot with bitchtits who I want to bend over and gutfuck into the ground until his rectum splits into cum flavoured chitlins
 
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Judge Holden said:
He has xeeted the best part of a hundred times since my last post and is still ongoing so buckle in for annuda rage pig afternoon

Also let us stand in awe at the work ethic of this pig man...
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EDIT: also oh god it just hit me how his desperate PLZ TELL TORBOOKS TO PUBLISH ME GUIZ! xeets have a grand total of two likes and zero rexeets even after three fucking years....fuck that would be sad if fatrick was not such an insufferable fat faggot with bitchtits who I want to bend over and gutfuck into the ground until his rectum splits into cum flavoured chitlins
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I like that it's stayed half finished and he can't be bothered to finish it and instead wrote Tiny Tim Sucks Cock on Jupiter.

I get not wanting to work for no pay but it comes off as he wasn't bothered to hammer out the whole thing to entice Torbooks again. Not that they'd accept it they know he's a FFWBT at this point.
 
IsaacShraeder said:
Where is Rocket Scientist/Aerospace Engineer/Sci-Fi Author Pat?

I'd have bet a lot of money on him gloating extensively about the Starship loss and how he always knew it was never going to work because that's obvious to an intelligent published Sci-Fi author such as himself, child.

Dooming over the inauguration has really gotten to him.
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The first law of space travel is that it simply does not work if it's not shaped like a butt plug, child, that's why your launch is already over, enjoy the crash.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
I get not wanting to work for no pay but it comes off as he wasn't bothered to hammer out the whole thing to entice Torbooks again. Not that they'd accept it they know he's a FFWBT at this point.
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It belies that he knows it's worthless shit; otherwise he'd finish it (always easier to shop a finished product than a half-finished one) and he'd shop it to other options or even (gasp) self-publish it.

He knows there's no market, and that his only hope is that someone who is too dumb to use the Internet somehow gets it in their mind to extend a new contract.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Tiny Tim Sucks Cock on Jupiter.
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Ok I need to go and see either a psychologist or a scientologist because I am now finding myself laughing like a nigger at a funeral over the various creative renames of his shitty tiny tim fanfiction

I genuinely am starting to worry i have a tiny pat shaped tumor in my brain thats slowly eating its way through the humour lobe

EDIT: Speaking of which, here is pig man denying sending dickpics to unwitting randos once again in his inimitable style
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
An Irish man by the name of Dr John O’Sullivan was the one who invented modern wifi. The patent for it make the guy nearly $500 million.
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It wasn't an invention and the Australians didn't invent it. The technologies were already in place and Australia patented work that was being created as part of a international standard.
It's one of the worst cases of bald faced rent seeking in the history of "intellectual property". The end result was that American consumers were and still are paying the government of Australia every time they purchased devices from American companies using technology developed in America.
 
Judge Holden said:
I...gotta get myself away from the computer. I am actually doing damage to my psyche laughing at this shit
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Did he even read the offending Xeet? Oinkerson claimed Patrick sent unsolicited dick pics, and Patrick claimed it was in response to death threats. Is this a genius 1.2 GPA move? When someone threatens to murder you, you send them a picture of your dick?
 
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This implies that Rick pitched In the Black as the first entry to a trilogy, and Tor refused to solicit him for a sequel because of how poorly ITB did.
No worries though, I'm sure they'll reconsider after the sweeping success of A Christmas Carnage.
 
IsaacShraeder said:
This implies that Rick pitched In the Black as the first entry to a trilogy, and Tor refused to solicit him for a sequel because of how poorly ITB did.
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From what I recall, his agent (who even the pests admit is a bang-up agent, too good for Rick, and too good for many better authors) did a relatively standard trick where you get a X book contract, write X-1 books, and then for the last book make it the start of a trilogy, so that they're inclined to give you a new contract to finish it.
 
Apparently badger has no life, what with his tiny daughter and loving wife with a sense of humor as great as her beefers. Patrick is so jealous of him lol.
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If people were talking about me and my wife like this I’d probably get a flip phone and cancel the WiFi for a while lol. He has absolutely no shame, saying nothing is infinitely better than barging in to derrrrr enjoy prison nerrrrr, he comes across as a literal pants shitting retard.
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Jesus Christ, Pat.
 
femoralcanal said:
Everybody is getting hyped for ConFusion
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Edit: Pat accidentally tells the truth
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The seldom seen Unaware Self-aware Pat.

A man tells Patrick to stop pestering him because he did not vote for Trump. But Pat knows best:
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It fucking slays me that he still, years later, seriously thinks that Boomia's real name is "Robert Prongay, son of infamous mob hitman", and uses the name on him as if it is a totally epic doxxx own.
 
Divine right to rule said:
It fucking slays me that he still, years later, seriously thinks that Boomia's real name is "Robert Prongay, son of infamous mob hitman", and uses the name on him as if it is a totally epic doxxx own.
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Little known fatrick fact, but he was cursed by a trickster god that if he were to ever admit a mistake or that he was wrong, he would be struck by lightning on the spot.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Did he even read the offending Xeet? Oinkerson claimed Patrick sent unsolicited dick pics, and Patrick claimed it was in response to death threats. Is this a genius 1.2 GPA move? When someone threatens to murder you, you send them a picture of your dick?
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It could be a bold move to intimidate the threatener?
“I am so unafraid of your death threats, I will show you my dick”.

It might weird out some people and cause them to have second thoughts.

Not the pests though, they love to laugh at his small penis.
 
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