Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Prokhor Zakharov]

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Ugh, it's too thick. It looks like cum dripping out of his eyes. Is this supposed to be after the Russ prison arc?

 

[Dan of Steel]

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"EAT SHIT YOU DROOLING SLACK-JAWED FAGGOT. FUCK YOU. PAY ME."

 

[The Man With No Name]

I continue to live on hopium here but something tells me the longer the wait to hear back from the judge, the more likely the sanctions are.

Now we don't need case-ending sanctions either. ANY amount the court chooses to sanction Russ for will whip him into a retard frenzy and he'll be filing some of the craziest shit into record we've ever seen.

Please janny judge, do more than just go "Hm, yeah."

I hoped and I prayed and it happened.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

s out for UM that after all his (her?) work posting amusing PACER zips he gets cucked by the BIGGEST FILING of the YEAR (so far).

New poll should be “how many Olive Garden dinners is this going to run?”

 

[Cynically Insane]

Fucking finally! Russ's filings before the latest batch actually made me mad. Even if we go with an extremely conservative estimate of 10 hours of Hardin's time at 250 an hour it might as well be a million dollars to Russ. He can't pay it.

 

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"EAT SHIT YOU DROOLING SLACK-JAWED FAGGOT. FUCK YOU. PAY ME."

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Don't knack it by associating it with this tone deaf mofo, ffs

 

[a hapless toad]

Omfg why did I spend today doing real life things?!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Omfg why did I spend today doing real life things?!

You and me both brother

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

New poll should be “how many Olive Garden dinners is this going to run?”

Agree, but it should be 'dinners for two' because a gentleman never dines alone, he brings a woman of ill repute along with him

My suggestion would be:

Calamari for the appetizer (~$12)
Two entrees (2x~$20)
Two fountain drinks (2x~tree fiddy)
One chocolate lasagna, to share (~$10)

That works out to $69 which I find to be incredibly amusing in this context, given what didn't happen after Russell's legendary lunch visit

 

[Harvey Danger]

So if I understand the timeline correctly, it will be:

• 14 days until Hardin submits a perfectly reasonable cost amount, with proper documentation, to Greer
• 15 days until Greer files an emergency motion calling it lies, outrageous gouging, and an injustice to a homeless pro se victim of harassment. Possible double motions to subpoena Hardin's billing invoices to Josh, and to have him disbarred.
• 28 days until Hardin files his costs plus yet another weary motion saying they couldn't agree. Exhibits to include half a dozen emails from Russ refusing to cooperate.
• 35 days until Russ' 11:59 PM response that's a copy-paste of his previous emergency motion.
• 35+unknown days until the court rubber stamps Hardin's reasonable costs, minus whatever state allowance the court has for indigent retards, and minus $255 dollars.
• The inevitable appeal to the patron saint of retards, the 10th circuit Appeals Court

Somewhere in there are discovery and actual procedure deadlines, but I forget where they wound up.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Possible double motions to subpoena Hardin's billing invoices to Josh

If only Mr. Hardin had lolcow experience against similar arguments. Anyone remember "his users pay his bills, so I can't be made to pay his costs!"?

 

[RodgerDodger]

There's no way we end the day tomorrow without a fresh Greer filing screeching about this, right?

"HOW DARE THEY!!!!!"

I'm 7
6

 

[WelperHelper99]

ORDER ATTACHED BITCHES

From a quick skim:
1) HARDIN'S FEES FOR GREER'S DISCLOSURE DISCOVERY VIOLATIONS WERE GRANTED IN FULL. Greer's excuses were all dismissed as meritless and Hardin has until 28 January 2025 to submit his expenses to Greer. The timetable from there goes 14 days to stipulate to award -> if (when) that breaks down Hardin has 14 days to file his request for fees with the court and Greer has 7 days to respond. Assuming these are all in calendar days and federal holidays do not 'pause' the clock this would correspond to an 11 February deadline for Hardin to file his request with the court and an 18 February deadline for Greer to respond.
2) A footnote on Page 5 (of 6, is Judge Bennett in on the joke?) addresses and dismisses the claim Hardin breached the protective order
3) Judge Bennett deferred any ruling on Greer's claim he has complied with Rule 26 because of last week's meet and confer to resolve discovery disputes
4) The order is silent on Hardin's request for further sanctions including case-ending sanctions.

Friendly reminder that a civil judge can throw you in Jail until you comply

Greer making license plates arc LETS FUCKING GO

 

[FamicomGorby]

So if I understand the timeline correctly, it will be:

• 14 days until Hardin submits a perfectly reasonable cost amount, with proper documentation, to Greer
• 15 days until Greer files an emergency motion calling it lies, outrageous gouging, and an injustice to a homeless pro se victim of harassment. Possible double motions to subpoena Hardin's billing invoices to Josh, and to have him disbarred.
• 28 days until Hardin files his costs plus yet another weary motion saying they couldn't agree. Exhibits to include half a dozen emails from Russ refusing to cooperate.
• 35 days until Russ' 11:59 PM response that's a copy-paste of his previous emergency motion.
• 35+unknown days until the court rubber stamps Hardin's reasonable costs, minus whatever state allowance the court has for indigent retards, and minus $255 dollars.
• The inevitable appeal to the patron saint of retards, the 10th circuit Appeals Court

Somewhere in there are discovery and actual procedure deadlines, but I forget where they wound up.

I'm thinking we get a plightsperg motion tomorrow, but everything else is accurate.

Also 10% chance that Greer counters with an invoice of the hours he's spent on the case in an effort to moot Hardin's invoice.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Also 10% chance that Greer counters with an invoice of the hours he's spent on the case in an effort to moot Hardin's invoice.

"Hours" is very generious of you.

 

[Suah Noteb (Betonhaus)]

I'm thinking we get a plightsperg motion tomorrow, but everything else is accurate.

Also 10% chance that Greer counters with an invoice of the hours he's spent on the case in an effort to moot Hardin's invoice.

The problem with that is that he's been the moving party this entire time. Showing that he spent far more on the case than he could ever get as compensation if he somehow won, is not going to make the judge rule in his favor.

I expect Russel's calculation to be excessive, but i wonder by how much? 50k? 500k? 5m?

 

[WelperHelper99]

"Hours" is very generious of you.

I hope russ just gets billed per day. Hope it adds up to months of billable time. From the moment Hardin woke up to the moment he went to sleep. Bill all of it. Fuck this retard.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

if nothing else, it probably cockblocks any attempt for him to play around with the fee allegedly owed by defendants.

Russel isn't going to settle until he gets his $255 or whatever it was.

Though I'm sure he'll bring it up in his next filing,

My first thoughts too. He's going to whine about what he's 'owed' because Daddy 10th circuit. I guarantee Russ will not pick up on the less than subtle hints the judge dropped, despite them hitting like an ACME anvil in a canyon.

The judge is absolutely over Greer's attempts at obfuscation and it is beautiful to see.
A fitting welcome home for our Sneed and Savior J C Moon.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

If you think Russ is gonna be pissed now, wait until he fails to pay sanctions and then his bank records get subpoenaed. I suspect he has more tucked away than he has let on.

Can cars be repossessed as damages in Utah?

 

[Harvey Danger]

I want to read this footnote as the judge sending another warning to Russ. Maybe it should also be a signal to Hardin, "don't help the retard too much over emails".

The judge is absolutely over Greer's attempts at obfuscation and it is beautiful to see.
A fitting welcome home for our Sneed and Savior J C Moon.

>Josh returns home to America.
>Immediately gets that cheddah

What did the cosmos mean by this?