🎨 Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Investigated for Murder Four Times

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I've been lurking in this thread for years. Just wanted to come out and say that this ongoing journey has been absolutely insane. From the death of the kittens to the double investigation for murders to the more minor art theft and tracing. This reads like a movie script. Thank you whoever brought this one forward. You have entertained countless people both here and lurking for ages. I look forward to when Emily picks up a murder charge.
 
Flaming_Barghast said:
She get banned again?
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Sadly, not yet.

@SamanthaPrater
Emily, I'm sitting you down to talk to you and get YOUR side of the story. You keep saying you deserve respect and your ego because of your years in the role play community. Why excatly do you think that pretending to be a 13 years old girl and having virtual sex with strange men on SecondLife is.something to brag about? Or is the roleplay community you are talking about the time you pretended to be an O'Kelly? Thanks for your time and consideration.
 
Couple of DA uploads from the past 3 days. She's upset.
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Consider doubling your med dosage and go to sleep.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Now I can't use Emily's art for murals?!?

Probably would actually be a good deterrent to keep homeless people away from your property if you painted this shit on the side of your building.
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Oh, please, they'll probably just redeemed it with their own brand of graffiti. An better deterrent would be looping an recording of her singing
 
Is there any cow that is a more prolific murderer than retardo here? She is a murderer of innocent kittens (which alone, IMO, should put her in prison) and another human being. She really does get a pass, even on murder, because of her literal 'tard card (she has posted definitive medical proof that she is in fact medically classified as retarded). Must be nice. One of these days people will finally understand that being retarded doesn't mean you aren't evil and do evil things with intent. She is the literal definition of an evil retard.

If any Hollywood types are lurking here (and I think they are here on KF looking for new ideas since the idea well in Hollywood has been dry for ages) you need to make a movie that is about an evil retarded murderer. It hasn't been done yet and I think it would be educational for the public to learn that retards are indeed dangerous and will kill if given the chance.
 
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Cheesy Beavy said:
She must have followed our profiles to end up here as I don’t think I’ve seen her here before. Zoella, don’t befriend this cow, you might end up dead
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They interacted on discord before, iirc because Zoey's a dummy and wants to megazord cows together. It's a retard-circle, and she's probably going to try and befriend Em again.
 
RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
They interacted on discord before, iirc because Zoey's a dummy and wants to megazord cows together. It's a retard-circle, and she's probably going to try and befriend Em again.
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Please god please for the love of god no. There aren't many cows on my 'hope this cow dies' list, but that dumb bitch Emmie is up there. So fucking repetitive, dumb, and boring. She went from fun to laugh at and embarrass with better drawing to just insufferable over the course of December. These people (Rax, Emmie, etc) are the last friends Zoey needs to be making. These people are so utterly non-functional they only stand to derail her life, but what can you do.
 
DickMain said:
Please god please for the love of god no. There aren't many cows on my 'hope this cow dies' list, but that dumb bitch Emmie is up there. So fucking repetitive, dumb, and boring. She went from fun to laugh at and embarrass with better drawing to just insufferable over the course of December. These people (Rax, Emmie, etc) are the last friends Zoey needs to be making. These people are so utterly non-functional they only stand to derail her life, but what can you do.
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It’s truly baffling. I’m not sure who’s more retarded. The literal retard that murders kittens and people or the retard that uses the cows of the farms as a friend’s list
 
RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
They interacted on discord before, iirc because Zoey's a dummy and wants to megazord cows together. It's a retard-circle, and she's probably going to try and befriend Em again.
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I guess Zoey has never heard of the critical LOL theory, which states that if you bring enough LOLCows together it will reach Critical LOLCow mass and cause a massive explosion of autism, retardation and enough milk to flood a small US state.
 
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