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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Ralph is going to fit right in! He screams drug addict. Look at all those scratches and sores 😬

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Man, someone get Ethan a life alert. He honestly looks geriatric. His muscle mass has deteriorated to a point where he is a serious fall risk. I think any further physical conflict could potentially kill him.
 
He's got Rekieta sores on his arms now. Maybe Ralph should just move to a homeless camp in LA. They'll pay him to do it and he can have all the drugs he wants. He can livestream from a tent or something.

I'd watch.
 
If it happens, I hope his fight with Milo is on camera. It'd be really funny if he got dummied by some faggot like he was in Portugal.
The scenery of everything being on fire would make it look like Milo's the final boss.
 
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>called an intervention

:diddler: GOING TO BE AN EPIC BATTLE
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Ralph may have fucked himself. Think about how Dick is going to view this. He's going to let Ralph make an absolute gigaretard of himself because anything else makes it look like he's emotionally invested in Ralph. Ralph 100% thinks Juju (man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) will come to his rescue when Ralph flounders after the hollerin' doesn't work, but if Juju intervenes, it'll make him look like Ralph's boyfriend. It'll make Juju look like he has a soft spot for Piggly Wiggly, which is the exact opposite image Juju tries to portray.

Tl;Dr, time to find out if Ralph is Juju's friend or if he's Juju's content pig.
 
Even with the monochrome filter, you look scuffed to hell, Jesus.

The Gary Busey dentures and lacerations are really accentuating the geriatric look.
 
HackerX said:
Ralph may have fucked himself. Think about how Dick is going to view this. He's going to let Ralph make an absolute gigaretard of himself because anything else makes it look like he's emotionally invested in Ralph. Ralph 100% thinks Juju (man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) will come to his rescue when Ralph flounders after the hollerin' doesn't work, but if Juju intervenes, it'll make him look like Ralph's boyfriend. It'll make Juju look like he has a soft spot for Piggly Wiggly, which is the exact opposite image Juju tries to portray.

Tl;Dr, time to find out if Ralph is Juju's friend or if he's Juju's content pig.
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Dick has called it off according to Ralph and Milo (unable to archive right now).

He probably didn’t want Ralph in his house because that’s what Ralph wanted to do. Last time Dick alluded to Ralph being a fucking disaster off stream (he certainly was one on stream!).
 
Tofu Dust said:
This is the same dude who backed out of a fight with Aaron Imholte. He ain't gonna fight Milo. His weak little girl arms could never pick up a crowbar anyway, let alone swing one.
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I'm surprised his gimp arm can even keep the selfie-stick up for that photo. Probably resting it on a fence or someone's Corolla.
 
Ralph, this is it. You know you have to burn the bridge. Diddler Dax aka Juju the Cow is big-dogging you. He's leading you around on a leash. Take back control, Ralph. Supplant Daddy Dick and Master Milo as the king of trolling. Excise their degenerate filth from our glorious Sektur.
 
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