Cooking YouTubers you hate - You know the ones

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FutureCanoe pisses me off so much. I get that his entire thing is "the average dude following online recipes", but he just ends up coming off as that fucking dipshit in the comments of recipe blogs who says shit like "I replaced the sugar with salt and it tasted awful 1/5 stars".
 
I really hate QCP and those disgusting food youtubers who mainly make shorts who try and do sexual things to pieces of food they're making.

And ASMR food people are the worst.
 
I only listen to him as background noise, but I have NEVER heard him mention politics in any context in his videos (unlike that faggot on YouTube that does the "TODAY I'm MAKING food from COUNTRIES..." shtick). That, to me, makes his private views completely irrelevant.
Yeah, that guy (specifically the former Presidents/Prime Ministers) couldn't make his political views more obvious. It's one thing to have a barb or side-eye at some politician you especially disliked but it ranges from steaming vitriol from anyone "right-wing" to ballwashing people on the left.

I did see a Tasting History video where he made cafeteria school pizza, I just can't imagine him unironically enjoying it, in IRL that shit was nasty. For authenticity he should've put it on a steam tray for at least an hour.
 
In one of his videos, I think he mentioned he went there during the war. He told a story about eating pickled mushrooms that made it sound like he was present there.

He doesn't sperg about politics in his videos, but I do get a vibe. And when he talked about Ukraine, I couldn't help but fill in everything else.
While Ukraine isn't exactly "gay friendly" they aren't as homophobic as Russia, but who knows.


Why so many youtube chefs are gay may be due to gay people mostly having a life mission to subvert society, and the first step to subverting a group is often through food. I can provide a lot of autistic examples of this but I don't want to come off as completely insane.
I mean, does it matter if the food is good? Also, do tell me more. I think these people weren't gonna have kids anyway, so if they want to "play pretend," I have no problem. My issue is when children get involved.
I used to watch Ragusa, even made some of his bread recipes. When he made a video on tortillas, he had an entire segment about how flour tortillas were cultural appropriation and stem from colonialism and basically implied liking them are bad and you should feel bad. Dropped him like a hot potato after that.
I hate people who try to make food a culture wae thing I remember my very Jewish grandparents telling me that if you want true Jewish deli food make sure the cook/guy behind the counter is Black. They said they didn't know why, but black people make the best Jewish deli food even when the food is kosher.

What matters is who makes it well. Guess we shouldn't make pasta because technically it was invented in China.
 
While Ukraine isn't exactly "gay friendly" they aren't as homophobic as Russia, but who knows.
That may be true, but the people in America who support the war seem to mostly do it for "pride parades in Kiev." They don't pretend to make it about supporting democracy, since they've suspended all elections there. Meanwhile, they tend to believe an LGBT holocaust is happening in Russia and so the spread of its territory must be stopped.

But yes, they are very far removed from the cultural realities.

I mean, does it matter if the food is good? Also, do tell me more. I think these people weren't gonna have kids anyway, so if they want to "play pretend," I have no problem. My issue is when children get involved.

I'm planning to write a post about food being the speartip of all societal subversion. I'll try to remember to let you know when I post it.

As far as your question, does it matter? The answer to that lies in your own personal view of whether or not homosexual relationships are appropriate in public. Some people think that spreading the idea that it is appropriate is indirectly involving kids, although this is the small minority in the US. So I guess to most people, it may not matter.

Anyway.

Did your grandparents call black people shvatsas? I'm probably spelling it wrong.

I had a Jewish soup recently and I'd like to try to make it at home. I bet it's hard to find people on youtube who can explain how to make it who aren't annoying.
 
That may be true, but the people in America who support the war seem to mostly do it for "pride parades in Kiev." They don't pretend to make it about supporting democracy, since they've suspended all elections there. Meanwhile, they tend to believe an LGBT holocaust is happening in Russia and so the spread of its territory must be stopped.

But yes, they are very far removed from the cultural realities.



I'm planning to write a post about food being the speartip of all societal subversion. I'll try to remember to let you know when I post it.
sure let me know


As far as your question, does it matter? The answer to that lies in your own personal view of whether or not homosexual relationships are appropriate in public. Some people think that spreading the idea that it is appropriate is indirectly involving kids, although this is the small minority in the US. So I guess to most people, it may not matter.

My point is that there have always been homosexuals, I think homosexuality is something which is genetic to a degree. however, I think culture plays a huge portion of it. I think in the past being gay was something that you just kind of realized as you got older (hey I'm not really into women men. get me hard sort of thing). but if you push it on young kids, they don't know the difference so they think it's normal. I don't think we should treat them like second-class citizens, especially in America where marriage is frankly secular and doesn't matter at all. but it's this forcing of religious institutions to adopt this secular idea is where it bothers me. also, what bothers me is the hypersexual nature of it. My grandmother (the same one I mentioned before), told me that she used to go to the original pride parades back in the '50s in New York City (before she moved), she told me that they were nothing like what goes on now. they were more akin to civil rights marches, signs and banners and sort of stuff. because the idea was to see gay people as people. but anyway for me i find the sexual stuff is degenerate. i understand that in private people are different sexually, and I respect those spaces existing but just as I imagine the average homosexual doesn't like watching straight people fuck, there's no reason why I should be subjected to it. I don't think society should try to hide it because that will just lead to more issues (grooming, AIDS, abuse, infidelity, etc). But to promote the "gay lifestyle" or this homosexual/trans "defaultism" is far too much.


I'll give an example. I'm Jewish, I understand that in every country except for Israel I am a minority. while the United States is not a Christian Nation (as opposed to other countries that have Christianity as the official religion), it is a Christian majority country. so I will see things like Christmas trees and people will say Merry Christmas, and Easter is a thing etc, and stores will sell food that caters towards non-jews. At no point has any Jew (that isn't an annoying liberal that uses their identity as a way to score social points) told people to cater to them. if anything they said they just want to be left alone, or they don't want the government to subscribe to a singular religion. when people say Merry Christmas to me I say it back because I understand the intent. But generally we keep our religion separate and in the few times it interacts with the social it is not a big thing. But do you think it would be right for me to demand that every supermarket carries a full kosher section, even in communities that don't have any Jews? of course not! what I do expect, is the courtesy to let me off on work when I have religious duties, which is something I imagine Christians would like the same thing. That's how I see gays. You want to be gay? Fine, keep it in the bedroom and whenever your spouse needs to be brought into the equation. No more, no less.

Anyway.

Did your grandparents call black people shvatsas? I'm probably spelling it wrong
to be honest I can't spell it either. and the answer is yes. both my parents use it and so do I 😂 (got to keep the culture alive my shatsas) literally just means black in Yiddish. so when you call someone that you're just saying they're black. my grandmother did tell me a story that the blacks figured out what that word meant. so the Jews switched to the Yiddish word blue so no one would know 😂. I used to use that word amongst Jews until I got a mouthful from some liberal, because apparently it's the Yiddish version of the word nigger. in reality it's not, If anything it's used like the word negro. but you can use the word, negro or whatever context you want.


So you would say there's a bunch of shavzas turning my neighborhood into shit. and you can either use it as negro or the word nigger. Yiddish is a wonderful language because it's incredibly colorful and full of slang.

I had a Jewish soup recently and I'd like to try to make it at home. I bet it's hard to find people on youtube who can explain how to make it who aren't annoying.
search up "kosher" and then whatever the food you want to eat. If you find a woman who looks like she's wearing a wig or wearing a headpiece called a snood then you're in a great place because those are Jewish religious mothers.



That woman is good except she stopped posting when she moved to Israel.


this is a good brisket recipe


however, it is very amateur which tends to be a lot of kosher cooking. I imagine you're looking for more Ashkenazi cooking, which is what's mainly found in the USA. but Jews lived everywhere so there's lots of different types of Jewish cooking search up "Israeli recipes" and you'll find others too.


here is one literally from the state of Israeli's YouTube page. it's shashuka, which was brought over from Tunisian Jews and in Israel the people like to eat it for breakfast.






Read the comments if you want to hear about a bunch of fucking Arabs complaining about food 😂

and here is a playlist


Israeli food tends to be more like Mediterranean in food mixed with all the other types of Jewish cuisine and local cuisine. what Jews tended to do was they would take local recipes and then just make kosher variants of it.
 
if you push it on young kids, they don't know the difference so they think it's normal. I don't think we should treat them like second-class citizens
I don't believe homosexuals have ever been at risk of being treated as second class citizens in America.

The problem here, is that "second class citizen" in American culture means you're not literally being worshipped by the mass media.

I understand that in every country except for Israel I am a minority. while the United States is not a Christian Nation (as opposed to other countries that have Christianity as the official religion), it is a Christian majority country. so I will see things like Christmas trees and people will say Merry Christmas, and Easter is a thing etc, and stores will sell food that caters towards non-jews. At no point has any Jew (that isn't an annoying liberal that uses their identity as a way to score social points) told people to cater to them.

Is that really your experience?

I've certainly experienced the opposite in a number of ways.

I said it would be impossible to find someone (edit to add: on YouTube) explaining how Jewish food was made who wasn't incredibly annoying, and it's good to see I was right. Holy crap, they're claiming shashuka as if it's Jewish. Next I'll see how they make baklava and spaghetti, prime "Israeli" dishes. I don't know why clicking the first video triggered such a reaction in me.

Edit to add: Ok, I was kidding, but the woman you sent me who moved to Israel literally made spaghetti and claimed it was Jewish.

Israeli food is basically weirder Lebanese food, plus whatever the Moroccan Jews make, which are North African dishes. I think something like 20% of Israelis are Moroccan specifically, and then you'd have Algerians and Tunisians on top of that. All three are the same.

When I was mentioning Jewish food, I was mentioning Jewish food from the USA. Jewish American cuisine originated in New York City, is inspired by the Jewish cultural traditions of Eastern Europe, and is seemingly not Mediterranean at all.

The soup I had was matzah ball soup. It was pretty good. You can use the spoon to shave off slices from the dough ball.
 
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Guga has already been mentioned but that guy fucking sucks. Ethan Chlebowski isn't necessarily an unwatchable faggot but his videos are so fucking long. They're formated/edited like Buzzfeed click bait.

Someone that I like is Anti-Chef. The videos can be long but they're not 90% dead weight and they show every fuck-up along the way and him figuring out how to do it properly. He's not trying to innovate, he follows recipes and try to stay as faithful as possible(which leads to some despair and guesswork when a step in the recipe is vague). It's informative AND entertaining.
 
Any YouTuber who shoves the microphone right inside the food and decides that the audience would love to hear the inside of their mouth while chewing.

I like some of Max’s videos but his voice irritates me at times as he sounds like he’s trying to roleplay as a 1940s radio host.
 
I don't think we should treat them like second-class citizens, especially in America where marriage is frankly secular and doesn't matter at all.
The closest time we've had "second-class citizens" is blacks being legally barred from entering certain businesses, but that hasn't been true since the 1960s (arguably, unvaccinated people for a very brief time in the early 2020s). Gay people have NEVER been prohibited from voting, owning a business, buying a house, or running for office.
 
Adam Ragusea, I used to watch a handful of his videos that went over more practical home cooking ideas but over time his channel devolved into the same old fart-huffing liberal faggotry, all this while he lived in the south for the economic benefits really irked me.
He was solidified as a retarded faggot in my mind when I got this video in my feed. Stick to food, I couldn’t care less about your milquetoast opinions on the culture war.
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I wish I could remember the name but it thankfully doesn’t get recommended to me any more, but it was an American guy with an Italian girlfriend who had the looks, charm, and personality of an aggressive Roman prostitute crossed with a witch.

I think they made good food but I just couldn’t watch this harpy.

I can't stand binging with babish. His buzzfeed tier recreation videos are dated and incredibly boring, not to mention usually involving ingredients or equipment the average person cannot afford. The novelty wore off by 2020 and now most recreations are relegated to some other other guy while babish reviews fifty different brands of potato chips to whose amusement.
He got bummed in a loony bin, lol.
 
The closest time we've had "second-class citizens" is blacks being legally barred from entering certain businesses, but that hasn't been true since the 1960s (arguably, unvaccinated people for a very brief time in the early 2020s). Gay people have NEVER been prohibited from voting, owning a business, buying a house, or running for office.
I agree. But there are people on this site that truly feel they should be put against the wall. My point is that it's a bit too extreme
 
Adam Ragusea, I used to watch a handful of his videos that went over more practical home cooking ideas but over time his channel devolved into the same old fart-huffing liberal faggotry, all this while he lived in the south for the economic benefits really irked me.
Dude has a weird cadence that you can literally stitch his words together to remix them and, outside of a few things, almost nothing sounds out of place.
 
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I wish I could remember the name but it thankfully doesn’t get recommended to me any more, but it was an American guy with an Italian girlfriend who had the looks, charm, and personality of an aggressive Roman prostitute crossed with a witch.

I think they made good food but I just couldn’t watch this harpy.
Are you referring to Pasta Grammar? The husband sounds like an annoying cuckold but the main problem I have with Eva is her accent is so thick that most of the time I can’t understand what she’s saying (and the YouTube subtitles really don’t help).
 
Even if it wasn't obvious Max Miller is gay you have to wonder what kind of grown man would have a ton of topic appropriate Pokemon plushies on hand to have in the background of his videos. It's not exactly like being into interior design or fashion but it's the nerd/autist version.

Theres this guy whose name I don't remember who has a trans flag in the background of every video and speaks with the most stereotypical over the top lisp. Adam Ragusa has all the cadences of a typical breadtuber but I appreciate that he hasn't really gotten political in the videos I've seen unlike so many others. BingingwithBabish speaks in a way that I'd assume he also has liberal views.

The people I hate the most in this area are not really cooking youtubers but those disgusting mukbangers. Especially that asian guy whos mulimillion viewed videos start autoplaying him slobbering and stuffing his greasy face with stomach churning crunches, and saliva, and lip smacking squelches everytime I want to look for a nice ambient cooking video. I cannot fathom why people watch that shit.
 
I wish I could remember the name but it thankfully doesn’t get recommended to me any more, but it was an American guy with an Italian girlfriend who had the looks, charm, and personality of an aggressive Roman prostitute crossed with a witch.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

The husband seems almost troonish, right?

I think this is the channel that tought me to mix spaghetti with pasta water and cream cheese. It's actually good.

I had to tell YouTube to stop recommending them to me, because if I ever watch two videos on a channel all of a sudden my main page will be literally just 20 videos of that channel.

For some reason, those people really irked me. But I liked the rough woman's advice.

Are you referring to Pasta Grammar?

Just looked. Yes, exactly.

I really can't imagine them being romantic together.
 
>Babish
>Weismann
both of these inspire utter ire. I would rather watch Nigel Ng play a role reacting to cooking youtubers than either of those two
 
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