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Ok now explain all the people mocking you who AREN'T using pseudonyms, Pat.
💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Crossposting from the MATI thread:
If anyone has any top Pat moments from 2024 they want Null to cover on Tuesday, now's your chance so go in the thread and help him out.
This Machine Milks Cows
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I'm pretty certain both of you guys read here.
I love you Queen Leslie and Brian. You guys are really funny. Happy New Year.
And a Happy New Year to our beloved pigman as well.
I love you Queen Leslie and Brian. You guys are really funny. Happy New Year.
And a Happy New Year to our beloved pigman as well.
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"Whike"
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The obese pig man who was up at 3:40am on Christmas oinking at StalkerChilds is telling someone else to Put. Their. Phone. Down.
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The fact that he’s doing this on bluesky of all places is crazy. Did he really think she’d put her phone down? He looks absolutely insane here. More. So. Than. Usual. Bluesky doesn’t like slap fights and he’s already been checked about bringing the Leslie drama there. He’s gonna find himself increasingly blocked.
Jackie's Abortion
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Hot take, I think Laura Anne Gilman should kill herself and was pretty sure all my fellow farmers who disagreed with me were either nuts or screwing with me.
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It was also in fact him who put his phone down with extreme prejudice, he took it to Mexico and held it under water until the bubbles stopped.
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You may be a chickenshit failure of a man if...
You beg a WOMAN'S charity for assistance.
Fucking unreal. I'm not sure if he is smooth down there, or has a bigger vag than nikki.
The shit Fatty has pulled irl would have any normal man trying to get a toe through the trigger guard.
He is not a man by any calculation.
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Leslie owns Pat in a very special sort of way. She doesn't just heckle and embarrass him like the other pests. She makes him look like an absolute psychopath.
She's extremely effective at it too. The longer they go on, the more psychotic he comes across.
It's a masterclass in one upmanship.
She's extremely effective at it too. The longer they go on, the more psychotic he comes across.
It's a masterclass in one upmanship.
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Most everyone has met a Leslie in real life; often staunchly feminist liberal, usually late 50s-early 60s, and the exact opposite of a shrinking violet.
They’re universally hilarious to have on your side but you don’t want to piss them off. And the usual “female” attack methods idiots and misogynists like to deploy just do not work at all.
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#amspilling
She wipes the floor with him so beautifully.
Stolen from OnA, posted by Rick Roblinson.
Brian could be added for the ultimate Patposting tag team.
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He wanted to write “Ebonigger” but restrained himself. His erotic fantasies and his writing often collide.
#amspilling
Jackie's Abortion
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The funniest thing about this whole saga is the fact she has The Worst Website on the Internet™ on her side. We are here unapologetically simping for her/Brian because Rick is a deplorable cunt and I'm more than happy to continue simping whilst he hilariously oinks into the void.
Anasûrimbor Kellhus
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Politically speaking Brian should be on pats “side” but Brian, unlike pat, is a normal person even if his politics are not something I agree with. In fact Brian stepped into the pat scene when pat was lobbing spurious accusations of plagarism at one of Brian’s friends, Lori janski who I believe is a conservative Catholic.The funniest thing about this whole saga is the fact she has The Worst Website on the Internet™ on her side. We are here unapologetically simping for her/Brian because Rick is a deplorable cunt and I'm more than happy to continue simping whilst he hilariously oinks into the void.
I also love how Leslie constantly refers to pat as trumplinson
Just goes to show pat has nothing to blame but his belligerent personality for his own woes
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Brian is a full-blown brotherman at this point with how deep he is into the lore, and Leslie loves pulling his tail and making him squeal so much that they've probably studied at least clips of what the show was all about. Have either of them ever said to feed Nana? You just wait. It's coming.The funniest thing about this whole saga is the fact she has The Worst Website on the Internet™ on her side. We are here unapologetically simping for her/Brian because Rick is a deplorable cunt and I'm more than happy to continue simping whilst he hilariously oinks into the void.
When followers go '???' they'll give a full explanation about Ant's hair plugs. Ship it.
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His model-building skills, from what the photos show, are adequate. Nothing spectacular, nor creative. He has the airbrush basics down. He knows how to clean mould lines well enough. There's not enough evidence of his scratch-building skills. The few things I've seen are rudimentary at best. A tholian star trek ship and some other forgettable piece. In competition, I doubt any of his stuff would make the first cut, but it would not be the worst stuff in the comp. Tabletop quality is the best description.
...and left a very, very dirty diaper on the kitchen table for Patrick to deal with.
If the Pests want to fuck up Piggy's bluesky, they can let the troon gatekeepers know that Piggy is thirsty for Brianna Wu. That'll get Piggy on many a block list.
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Leslie has shown remarkable restraint. Pat tried to get her fired. When that didn't work, he tried to get her publishing how shutdown. When THAT didn't work, he started harassing clients of hers on social media.
Let's be real here. A lot of people in this situation would have lashed out in ways that could have gotten them into legal trouble. She has wit and can handle/dish out the banter. A woman doing this to him as opposed to just blocking him is Pat's greatest kryptonite.
Side note, I packed up the family and head south to the resorts. I have to admit that there is one annoying aspect that Pat doesn't seem to have. He isn't one of these childless, middle age people that show up to theme parks and push kids over to get in lines or bitch loudly about kids, while in full costume. I would expect him to be one of those Disney adults or the losers that go to Harry Potter shit.
I assume it's because he can't afford to.