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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Burt just revealed on stream that Simbal messaged him on Christmas trying to go live together, the pajeet leeching has started. And now Burt is lusting for him after seeing his instagram pics
 
KingFrampt said:
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I'm very happy to know that Burt has what appears to be a very stable life outside of fishtank. It took me a while to realize he was playing up stuff a lot when he was on the show but even then I honestly thought that once he left the show alogs/"managers" would be in DMs manipulating him to do shit and that he would be turbo gullible.

Turns out I was the gullible one. Still really hard to believe he exists.
 
Lake Cresva Diver said:
I feel bad for her, she is all looks and no brains unfortunately.
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Don't feel bad for Payton because she's excited to sell pics/videos of her feet and other parts of her body to horny freaks online, it's literally her dream come true. You have to remember that Payton is and always aspired to be a model. Why do you think she's so happy about it?
The Tall Man said:
He’s the worst recap guy. He can’t stop retelling everything with his own personal twist. It’s insufferable to listen to this Redditor’s opinions and stomach his jokes when all you’re trying to do is get a recap.

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I hate this guy so much, he's one of the most cringe losers in the Fishtank fanbase and his videos are unwatchable. Typical of the Fishtank fanbase to have the worst opinions on everything and hold this guy up on a pedestal.

I can't stand any Fishtank recap channel tbh, ALL of them have to include their shitty commentary and opinions for some reason and it's so annoying. On top of that, their recaps are always inaccurate and missing most of the important shit that happened. I don't understand why people glaze the recappers on Youtube so much when they're all useless, Cucumberfeet is the worst of them all though so the Fishtank fans like him the most as usual.
 
BullfrogBill said:
I can't stand any Fishtank recap channel tbh, ALL of them have to include their shitty commentary and opinions for some reason and it's so annoying. On top of that, their recaps are always inaccurate and missing most of the important shit that happened. I don't understand why people glaze the recappers on Youtube so much when they're all useless, Cucumberfeet is the worst of them all though so the Fishtank fans like him the most as usual.
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AyyyB/Fishtank Digest is bearable, but you're not wrong about them missing a lot of of the most glaringly obvious things or events.
 
Burt got a guy to produce the stream for him, at least from bits I've seen you can immediately tell the difference, like the fully setup AI TTS, or audio no longer being fucked.
 

Burt showed off his acting skills by giving Jobe a eulogy while Gut’s theme was playing (Jobe is fine, this is just acting)
 
Woke up and saw Burt was live. He's been streaming for almost 8 hours, meaning he started the stream around 2 am his time.

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Grim_Autismo said:
BIGGEST PRODUCTION WIN!

Ian: YOU CAN'T SAY NIGGA! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED!
GET OUT FAGGOT.mp4

Full struggle session! I'll cut it down later, if these fucks ever stop doing shit and give me time to do something.

Ian is now in the kitchen impotently crying while Jobe repeats nigga and Jeff talks about how he'll find him outside and put him in an unmarked grave blah blah blah.
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I still can't believe the jobe/Ian debate about the ethics or saying nigger happened. Fucking greatest shit ever.
 
Burt a pretty good watchalong "reactor", this is not really an achievement, but it's surprising how many streamer fail at this simple task.
Pay attention to the video, pause to talk to chat, pause to "react", rewind for surprising scenes, have some interesting thing to say about the content you are watching.
Yes, this post is aimed at Binx.
 
BullfrogBill said:
I can't stand any Fishtank recap channel tbh, ALL of them have to include their shitty commentary and opinions for some reason and it's so annoying. On top of that, their recaps are always inaccurate and missing most of the important shit that happened. I don't understand why people glaze the recappers on Youtube so much when they're all useless, Cucumberfeet is the worst of them all though so the Fishtank fans like him the most as usual.
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I realized fishtank recappers were trash when I wanted to watch the recaps of Bloodgames. Cucumberfeet and all the other dumbos chose not to show almost the entirety of the Xavier Ravenblood lore dump in the pouring rain to Tayleigh when the nurse was checking her out. The cappers who did show a second or two of that didn't show the camera pan to Jon doing pushups in the downpour which was the cherry on the whole exchange and was one of the best parts of Bloodgames.
 
The Tall Man said:
Signal is an average Indian, which proves it's always about biology, as he tries so hard to be an American but cannot escape his nature.
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I was listening to an American Renaissance article written by an Indian which just completely tears apart Indian culture and a large section of it is about how they will always, ALWAYS kiss the ass of the person above them at a job while never respecting them and secretly loathing them. It reminded exactly of how Simbal was in the tank. The line "They will demean you the moment you are in a weaker position" specifically stuck out to me as like him.
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