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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%
  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%
  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%
  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%
  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%
  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%
  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%
  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%
  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%
  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%

  • Total voters
    1,073
Clockwork Orange is right, I think. This is the dick nose thing they're talking about I believe.
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Beardfat saying that nose thing was like "the accommodator" was worse than Nick Rekieta talking about the balldo

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But how am I aware of The Karate Christmas Miracle?
JonTron did the Christmas Wrestling miracle which is by the same guy
 
They make an HP Lovecraft's cat joke around 37:15 but fuck it up (they say it's his dog)

They're talking about a hypothetical HP Lovecraft brewery and Mike asks what his dog's beer would be

Beardfat yells "no!" from offscreen like a little soy faggot, but then Jack comes in like a hero and says "it'd be a stout" (a very dark colored beer) before everyone at the table bursts into laughter

At least Mike and Jack still have it
 
*In Mr. Plinkett's voice:*

"RedLetter Media's 2024 Christmas Special is the most disappointing thing since Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. It gave me both cancer AND aids!"
 
Wait, I'm watching it now, and they do say ACO, not EWS re. the Clint Howard mask, so they got it right -- do they fuck it up later? I've got like 34 minutes left.
 
Since they censored "mass shooting" during Karate Christmas Miracle I'm going to pretend they were saying "mass gang rape" because it better explains why the kid's dad would suddenly disappear afterwards
 
They make an HP Lovecraft's cat joke around 37:15 but fuck it up (they say it's his dog)

They're talking about a hypothetical HP Lovecraft brewery and Mike asks what his dog's beer would be

Beardfat yells "no!" from offscreen like a little soy faggot, but then Jack comes in like a hero and says "it'd be a stout" (a very dark colored beer) before everyone at the table bursts into laughter

At least Mike and Jack still have it
This is conclusive proof that Jack is superior to Josh.
 
I think the movies they picked didn’t help at all. Some of the ones they skipped were probably better.
I enjoyed Richie’s mental breakdown. Funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all year. Right up there with Mike’s when he lost to Rich at Star Trek trivia.
 
That second movie was just unwatchable even in secondary form. They really need to dial back from filmed on VHS movies and obvious low level shit like the miracle movie. Silent Night Deadly Night 4 was terrible but was at least a movie in terms of production.

That karate miracle movie looks like the same premise and gimmick from the wrasslin' movie Jontron reviewed last year which was also a Christmas movie.

 
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