💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%
  • Total voters
    696
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
I have heard third-hand rumours that Rumble was less than impressed with Nick and glad to be rid of him.
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Balldozered.
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
And now, he goes out of his way to talk to her because they "started off on the wrong foot," only to reiterate the same PR talking points he has been saying for a long time:
  • My kids have never been neglected or abused in any way.
  • He is not (and never was) an addict—it was just a "fun thing to do"—he never had a problem quitting.
  • Nick keeps talking about how his older kid is incredible, mature, and grounded, and how they have been leaning on him for emotional support.
    (I agree with K about this; this is a HUGE red flag. She correlates this to Instrumental Parentification.)
She mentions many times how the tone Nick was using was very clinical and deliberate.
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It's just about as telling that his burgeoning comeback PR campaign's talking points are already just rehashing old litigation talking points that were considered useful "ammo" to fire at the county, in keeping with his usual misconception that actual courts and the court of public opinion would ever operate by the same rules:

AltisticRight said:
Hey, the oldest son can be a part of the safety plan.
He can TAKE CARE of his parents. Mummy and daddy, no snow today okay? Maybe they can get him to read GC-MS reports next.
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He couldn't make this hamfisted attempt at an appeal to K's empathy look more cynically performative if he tried.
 
Folgers Can said:
It's just about as telling that his burgeoning comeback PR campaign's talking points are already just rehashing old litigation talking points that were considered useful "ammo" to fire at the county, in keeping with his usual misconception that actual courts and the court of public opinion would ever operate by the same rules:



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He couldn't make this hamfisted attempt at an appeal to K's empathy look more cynically performative if he tried.
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I would unironically Minecraft myself from shame if my child felt compelled to look out for signs of my addiction as part of a "safety plan". Bar the toxicology report, this is one of the saddest parts of the released documents, as it shows how dedicated the children are to maintaining a normal family in spite of everything. If only Nick had 1/10th of their virtue.
 
thebigdream said:
I would unironically Minecraft myself from shame if my child felt compelled to look out for signs of my addiction as part of a "safety plan". Bar the toxicology report, this is one of the saddest parts of the released documents, as it shows how dedicated the children are to maintaining a normal family in spite of everything. If only Nick had 1/10th of their virtue.
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This is because you are a normal person who would put your child's interests ahead of your own. If you were a narcissistic, egotistical person, you would be #proud of your child taking care of you emotionally after the consequences of your own actions affected you. You would be #proud of your child worrying about your future instead of focusing solely on their own.
 
Captain Manning said:
Look, I'm just gonna come out and say it:

I think Nick is legitimately a misogynist. I think both he and Juju are two men I can point to and say "yes, absolutely."

And, to be clear, I don't mean that in a cringe SJW way. I mean that based upon the classic dictionary definition of the word. I mean it in a way where I think he straight up looks down upon women as a matter of course. He views them, especially but not exclusively, with contempt if they aren't obedient.

The whole "Judge pussy liquor" thing was spurred by the fact that she's in a position of power over him, and she frequently has refused to give him what he wants. Not just in the Monty case but (by his own admission) cases prior to that. I don't think he would level anywhere near the same vitriol against Wentzell, and it would definitely not be the same type of invective (as Wentzell has no vagina).

I also believe that the fact that Kristen Pierce has his balls in a salad shooter right now with her finger on the puree button is additional salt in his wounds. It might even play some role in him dragging this out as long as he has (in addition to the fact he's an insufferable faggot in general).
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As much as I agree with this characterization, I think Nick has contempt for anyone who crosses him (or who he perceives as crossing him) to the extent that his personal biases probably lack passion the same way he lacks the ability to care about anyone but himself. Being a woman, black, fat etc. are all just pretenses for his 'right' to discredit offhand. He is lazy at this point and lacks the mental clarity to engage in pseudointellectual semantics much anymore so finding reasons to not have to even reply to criticism is important to him.
 
It is not a child's responsibility to be concerned about whether or not their parent is sober. Thrusting that responsibility onto a child, even if that child is above the age of 18, is shitty and abusive. Making a child feel responsible for keeping them sober is a surefire way to send a kid down the route of suicidal ideation.
 
Captain Manning said:
Instead, tell people to get rid of the firearms first. That way they only get charged with a potential felony drug charge, but not a misdemeanor in addition to the drug charge.
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It fits how he wants to handle child endangerment. Don't have kids. Grab a side ho.

Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
He is genuinely misogynistic in the classic sense. He has mommy issues as well. All of his major foes and foils were women.
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Oh, please, if there is a God make Nick's probation officer a woman. Make her intellect low enough that Nick can't make her understand his excuses and drive him nuts. Make her smart enough that he can't fool her. Really, every conversation with his female PO should be like the shower texts with null. The milk.....
 
Watching Rekieta said:
Oh, please, if there is a God make Nick's probation officer a woman. Make her intellect low enough that Nick can't make her understand his excuses and drive him nuts. Make her smart enough that he can't fool her. Really, every conversation with his female PO should be like the shower texts with null. The milk.....
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Sounds like he needs a fat black older woman PO, one of those motherly types that has raised her kids and grandkids and is not ready to give a singular fuck about a scrawny white nepo baby
 
Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
Sounds like he needs a fat black older woman PO, one of those motherly types that has raised her kids and grandkids and is not ready to give a singular fuck about a scrawny white nepo baby
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:really: Oh, a black P.O.? Cool! I love black people! Black people are my favorite! They're so funny!

"NICHOLAS! NICHOLAS! YOU PEE IN THAT CUP YET?"

Heh heh... I'm sure she'll be great...

"I KNOW YOU AIN'T MAKIN' ME WAIT ON YO SKINNY ASS! YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH ROOM UP IN YOU TO BE HOLDIN' ALL THAT WATER! AIN'T NO WAAAAAYYYY YOU REALLY PISSIN' FOR THAT LONG!"

No, really, I do love them, Jesse Lee Peterson who lives in my head. I promise. I do love—

"YOU AIN'T DOIN' NO DRUUUUUUGS IN THERE, RIGHT? 'CAUSE I WIIIIIILL BREAK THIS DOOR DOWN JUST BY LEANIN' MY BLACK ASS ON IT! YOU SEENT ME—YOU KNOW I COULD! SO YOU GET YO ASS OUT HERE AFORE I GET SICK O' WAITIN' ON YOU, NICHOLAS!"

"Y'know, lady, you're really making it hard for me to focus in here! It's kinda—"

"IF YOU AIN'T OUT HERE IN FIIIIIIIIVE SECONDS, I'M FINNA TELL THE JUDGE THAT YOU AIN'T PASS!"
 
Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
Sounds like he needs a fat black older woman PO, one of those motherly types that has raised her kids and grandkids and is not ready to give a singular fuck about a scrawny white nepo baby
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I dunno how they do POs in Minnesota, but at least in some states they're kitted out with guns, tasers, handcuffs, etc.. They're basically limited- duty LEOs, able to arrest their charges.
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
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I don't remember this being discussed in the thread. If it was, sorry about that. But Potentially Sean was apparently talking to some source (maybe the same one Aaron was talking to), and they gave him more details about Rekieta's proposal:
  • Nick offered to help the court get monetized and help them run a YouTube channel, streaming, and Zoom.
  • He was going to use his YouTube channel to promote sobriety.
  • Rekieta would donate part of his superchat money to his local D.A.R.E. program.
Also, he told Sean that:
  • Nick smelled like the back of a McDonald's, with an overpowering stench of tacky cologne, breath smelling heavily like winter-mint.
K told us that there was a second person during Nick's hearing. Is this person the "source"? If it was, there is no way he should've known those details, as K herself also did not know anything about this.

Funny and weird, if true.
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is there any way to FOIA this?
I would LOVE to see the plea deals offered in writing.

I'm going to guess no, but man would I Love to see his proposals.
 
The thing that is insane to me is how much discretion prosecutors have they can do whatever they want, and we the public have very little recourse for their actions.
 
Captain Manning said:
I dunno how they do POs in Minnesota, but at least in some states they're kitted out with guns, tasers, handcuffs, etc.. They're basically limited- duty LEOs, able to arrest their charges.
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I just want the milk. I want Nick to have his female PO schedule his drug test at 9:30am on a Tuesday and then show up at 9:00am for a surprise visit that makes him late for his drug test. On Thursday, I want his PO to ding him for being late to his Tuesday test. I want taped recordings of his frustration in trying to convince his PO that it was the surprise visit that made him late and her having none of his excuses. Encounters that he has to accept but make him seethe. He absolutely hates women that assert raw power over him and he can't take it. Especially if he thinks they are wrong.

After Nick recounts the facts and gives reasonable excuse for being late.
PO: "Are you finished? We went over the rules in the first meeting. You are to be at the testing place within 5 minutes. If you are unable to make it, you must contact me 24 hours before the appointment. You signed the document stating you understand these requirements. In response to your failure, random testing will increase at your expense. Unannounced visits will also increase. Do you understand?"
NR: "Yes but the reason..."
PO: "I heard that already. It's no excuse. Don't let it happen again. Drug lab is expecting you tomorrow at 9:30 am. That's less than 24 hours from now so I expect you there."
NR: "I'll be there if there isn't an unannounced visit."
PO: "Refusing an unannounced visit violates your probation. Get out that document you signed as it appears we need to review all of it again. Just like last time, I'm going to read each paragraph aloud. We'll review any questions you have and then you're going to read each paragraph aloud. Nineteen pages should go quickly if you pay attention and we don't have to restart."

I want to hear versions of that every single week. I want him to seethe at Sean. SEAN. Every week about how right he was.
 
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