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Who the fuck cooks a whole chuck roast and eats it like a steak?

Jack thinks a pure fat sauce is "really gud" and enjoys what must be a tough piece of nearly flavorless shit. Guy has no sense of taste, texture, or presentation. Absolutely nothing you would want in someone instructing others in cooking.

That "Best Prime Steak Rub" is a horror show on its own. If anyone is wondering why it looks like black mold, its is a horror show of charcoal powder, "grill flavor," and msg.

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Who the fuck cooks a whole chuck roast and eats it like a steak?
An absolute faggot, or a sous vide wizard. It's actually possible to turn a chuck into steak.

Jack claimed he only cooked his "steak" a minute, though. He must just love gnawing on leathery meat.
That "Best Prime Steak Rub" is a horror show on its own. If anyone is wondering why it looks like black mold, its is a horror show of charcoal powder, "grill flavor," and msg.
Why don't many of those ingredients seem to be "carnivore?"

I mean I'm not one of those weirdoes with an issue with MSG, I just like introducing it with stuff like fish sauce rather than just powdered MSG like Accent (although you should not fear using that either).
 
That "Best Prime Steak Rub" is a horror show on its own. If anyone is wondering why it looks like black mold, its is a horror show of charcoal powder, "grill flavor," and msg.
No wonder I can't get proper "grill flavor" from what I cook on the grill.

I need to add MSG, tapioca sugar, modified food starch and refined sunflower oil for true and honest flavor. This dumbass is just letting the meats cook on the charcoal.
 
CARNIVORE STEAK SAUCE
(12/20/24)


Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GepcgENBF8kPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=GepcgENBF8k
"I wonder if they know I'm a chuck steak" yes you fat retard, we know you've been gorging on raw chuck roast all fucking year pretending that it's steak.
Why does fatty need a what is that, nest camera watching his kitchen? Is Tammy using that as a baby monitor in case he falls over when she walks out of the room?
Nasty looking seezning
He's moved the camera again, now it's pointed toward the stove? Burnt BUDDUR and cream cheese... yep totally carnivore(looks fucking vile), and Tammy has to stand there holding the blender lid while he's tasting it. Thinks truffle salt adds sweetness... this man's tastebuds have been broken for a long time but holy shit.
LIDERULY a minute and a half, calls it a fucking chuck roast instead of steak. Thinks it'll take longer
"it said minute and a half but I do rare so sooner" then adds a minute to the timer. Tammy can't saw through it because it's so fucking raw, and she's using a dull chinese knife.
Coats the "steak" in his nasty sauce "THIZ IZ AMAZIG SEEZNING SAUCE IT ALL WORKS" points out it's 7am and he's going to eat a fucking 2 pound (at least) cut of chuck roast for breakfast.

I don't think Fatty could make a single video more representative of the state of his channel for the year if he wanted to on purpose.
 
CARNIVORE STEAK SAUCE
(12/20/24)


Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GepcgENBF8kPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=GepcgENBF8k
That “steak sauce” looks like Jack’s colostrum or something, gross.

Is it just me or does this video have considerably more effort put into it than they usually do? Different camera angles, more cheap Windows Movie Maker effects than usual, and Jack even tries to bring back the TV show larp for a bit. Maybe Jr.’s started editing videos for his fat disabled faggot father?

Also LOL @1:20 “You saw us do the pizza… we did the pizza” amazing commentary
 
People have been screeching for a couple days about processed cheese food in this thread, but one thing we all have in common, we're not putting fucking POWDERED CHARCOAL on our meat. Christ that looks disgusting, only Jack would be retarded enough to think this shit looks good, raw OR done.

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"I wonder if they know I'm a chuck steak" yes you fat retard, we know you've been gorging on raw chuck roast all fucking year pretending that it's steak.
Why does fatty need a what is that, nest camera watching his kitchen? Is Tammy using that as a baby monitor in case he falls over when she walks out of the room?
Nasty looking seezning
He's moved the camera again, now it's pointed toward the stove? Burnt BUDDUR and cream cheese... yep totally carnivore(looks fucking vile), and Tammy has to stand there holding the blender lid while he's tasting it. Thinks truffle salt adds sweetness... this man's tastebuds have been broken for a long time but holy shit.
LIDERULY a minute and a half, calls it a fucking chuck roast instead of steak. Thinks it'll take longer
"it said minute and a half but I do rare so sooner" then adds a minute to the timer. Tammy can't saw through it because it's so fucking raw, and she's using a dull chinese knife.
Coats the "steak" in his nasty sauce "THIZ IZ AMAZIG SEEZNING SAUCE IT ALL WORKS" points out it's 7am and he's going to eat a fucking 2 pound (at least) cut of chuck roast for breakfast.

I don't think Fatty could make a single video more representative of the state of his channel for the year if he wanted to on purpose.

No matter how much your life sucks, you aren't beholden to the demands of a meat golem commanding you to make him a meal of a large slab of meat and cream cheese butter sauce in the early morning.

Jack Jr: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chuck roast?
Tammy: Because I've lost control of my life
 
CARNIVORE STEAK SAUCE
(12/20/24)


Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GepcgENBF8kPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=GepcgENBF8k
Everything was wrong with this.

Cooking chuck as a steak. Dumping the entire bottle of seasoning on it. Saying you don't want the butter to burn and he burns it. Says the steak looks amazing and it looks like shit. Fucking truffle salt of all things. And that sauce looked rancid. Hammy having to saw through the meat because it's from the chuck and isn't meant to be eaten like that. It's what you make pot roast with.

Meanwhile he's fatter than ever but still claims that carnivore is healthy.

I'm just skipping around and what the actual fuck? A whole pack of cream cheese? This much butter?
Just deglaze your steak pan with the broth, add a spoon of butter and maybe a little bit of heavy cream of you eat it extra rich and voila you're done.
Exactly. Personally I do red wine, freshly cracked black pepper and heavy cream but you have maybe a couple tablespoons of that on your steak. Not the bowl of it that you know he just drank when the camera was off.

Carob bean gum is carnivore?
Everything is carnivore if he says it is.
 
I know the wendigo will keep Jack still stuffing garbage down his throat in 2055, but 3:24 of the carnivore sauce video is exceptionally telling. He has to push himself away from the counter just to change his position, and then he gurgles "You're gonna POOR the budder in the blen..." and then he loses his words as he pants from the exertion of shuffling his bulk four inches, coupled with another drag of the dead foot across the floor. Immediate cut to Tammy dumping motor oil budder from the pot. I don't know why I'm always amazed that this revenant is still pumping out videos that just get worse and worse.
 
CARNIVORE STEAK SAUCE
(12/20/24)


Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GepcgENBF8kPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=GepcgENBF8k
Better carnivore steak sauces would be something like a demiglace or a hollandaise sauce. A truffle butter made with just truffles, butter, salt, and pepper would be better than what he made even if it's not carnivore. Something about the truffle salt just sounds wrong.
 
Better carnivore steak sauces would be something like a demiglace or a hollandaise sauce. A truffle butter made with just truffles, butter, salt, and pepper would be better than what he made even if it's not carnivore. Something about the truffle salt just sounds wrong.
Truffle salt is wrong. It's what poor people think rich people eat.

The demiglace and hollandaise are beyond him. He'd have been better off making a pan sauce with the bone broth and whatever than this monstrosity.

As for the burned butter? He's all about the butter now to help lubricate the juicy meats that he shoves down his throat.
 
Who the fuck cooks a whole chuck roast and eats it like a steak?

Jack thinks a pure fat sauce is "really gud" and enjoys what must be a tough piece of nearly flavorless shit. Guy has no sense of taste, texture, or presentation. Absolutely nothing you would want in someone instructing others in cooking.

That "Best Prime Steak Rub" is a horror show on its own. If anyone is wondering why it looks like black mold, its is a horror show of charcoal powder, "grill flavor," and msg.

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Is that real?

That’s not food. That’s pharmacology.
 
As per usual, Jack is fucking disgusting, retarded, and visibly dying. Who else should I expect a 7am chuck roast covered in Toppik and dunked in jizz next to a pizza oven from but this malignant tumor of a human being?

In case anyone doesn't know how to brown butter: Heat over (at most) medium heat until it reaches 270*F/132*C, then immediately take it off the heat. An infrared thermometer makes this simple as all hell.

At standard atmospheric pressure, we know that the boiling temperature of the water constituting around 20% of commercially-produced butter is 212*F/100*C - This means that the bulk of the time spent waiting on butter to brown is due to the water needing to boil off before the butterfat is free to continue heating to the target temperature (that's what the foaming stage is). Once up to temperature and removed from heat, you'll want to allow the browned butter to cool for several minutes before either using or filtering it, for what I hope are obvious safety reasons to do with pouring boiling oil into things. So long as you wait for the butter to melt and evenly heat through over a medium or med/low flame, you won't need to film yourself whisking up a witches' brew like this worm-infested fuck did in order to show off his technique for burning butter.

Don't be a Jack and whisk it for no reason (which he probably only did to work up an appetite), over high heat for no reason, and then burnt the fuck out of it anyway.

Jagoff's "carnivore steak sauce" (actually burnbuddur n CREEMCHEEZ) is, like the rest of his life, utterly pointless and undesired: As others have pointed out, you can make any number of pan sauces for your steak without veggies or flour. But because I've never made such a calorie-dense dish under pretensions of healthy eating, my FAVOR pan sauce is a brandy au poivre. I slice the steak into strips, toss it in some of the sauce, and enjoy it as a poutine served over herb and parmesan-seasoned kennebec fries I've cooked in duck fat. Jack would probably describe it as "gud."

"Anything carnivore-friendly is also keto-friendly." Meanwhile, Jack's organs are little more than buoys in a sea of ascites fluid.

one thing we all have in common, we're not putting fucking POWDERED CHARCOAL on our meat.

Believe it or not, ground coconut shell charcoal has its place; and is actually useful when using a common oven to replicate the bark you otherwise only get from a smoker recipe (e.g., let's say you're making a cookout brisket or chicken in a vacation house's kitchen, and didn't tow a smoker with you on the back of your scooty puff). Of course, Jack is only using the charcoal as pretense for the corn syrup solids he actually craves.
 
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Jack continues his streak of loving actual garbage movies



He even happily had a slop bag

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ngl its funny that the biggest shills I've seen for Mufasa are Jack and Movieblob
 
I guess so long as Jack's fart couch takeaway from your film is that it did not depict CG male lions fucking each other in the ass, it gets an automatic A+ grade, and you can take it to the bank.
 
Now if you want something truly great to do with browned butter though, make cookies. I make gingerbread-spiced ones for the holidays that end up crinkled and crisp on the outside with a perfectly chewy, soft-toffee-like middle and they have just a world of added flavor thanks to the browned butter. Even bog-standard chocolate chip cookies, though, are amazing with the stuff.
 
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