💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.3%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.6%

  • Total voters
    685
You anal? Ewww...

But seriously, bodycam footage release requirements for anyone who didn't get the thread meme yet:
1) One of the three "adults" in it consents to its release. Nick obviously won't, Kayla won't as she doesn't need the money, April needs money but Nick can offer her 10x of what Josh did, and add free food, house, drugs and sex on top of that.
2) Bodycam footage gets used as evidence for trial. Nick took the plea, so no.
I don't know if April can still release the footage after the case is closed.
How did EWU get the Chris Chan arrest footage? I think Chris's charges got dismissed and they still released the footage. I know they wont release it while the case is active but isnt it just a matter of an FOIA request after the case concludes?
 
How did EWU get the Chris Chan arrest footage? I think Chris's charges got dismissed and they still released the footage. I know they wont release it while the case is active but isnt it just a matter of an FOIA request after the case concludes?
I have no idea, but it would be apples to oranges because it goes by the law of a different state.
 
Or you could be a self aggrandizing faggot wildly embellishing something that happened to own the Karens and John is completely fine; You can ask @Captain Manning directly which is it.
Personally I don't have to ask anyone to know whats more likely, I trust my gut.
What amazes me is Balldo told that fucking self aggrandizing horseshit story and genuinely thought he would sound like the good guy.
Dude reaches out for help because he's having a shit time and you store up the story, add a load of fucking bullshit to it that you think makes you sound great, and then drunkenly slobber out the whole sorry ass tale while high as a fucking kite, twitching and jerking like a Romanian orphan, with the expectation everyone would think he was the hero?
I always knew he was a drunken lecherous faggot but that was what confirmed just what a gigantic piece of shit he is.
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Lord Balldo, first of his name—the Hammer of Houston, Seneschal of Central Minnesota, Champion of the Papacy, Harrower of the Prudes, Scourge of Scandinavia, and Protector of the Realm.
Needs a more appropriate helmet
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Dear John" only reaffirmed my belief there is a God, because three months after that the cops were kicking down his door and what little remained of the rotten facade by that point crumbled. A lot of the things I and the rest of Karen Farms were speculating about here, which clearly set him off, was proven true.
Yeah I'm convinced that everything that has happened to that fuck is karma. I'm also pretty certain its not through with him yet.
Hubris was always the most offensive sin, for some reason history is full of stories of narcissistic cocksuckers like Balldo that thought they were hot shit and mocked God and were brought low.
I don't think the Erinyes are through with Balldos lessons yet.
 
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With games like Star Trek Online it's an MMO
It almost certainly wasn't the MMO but rather one of the Star Trek phone games. Nick at one point bitched about phone games that drain money from people by milking the nostalgia. I had assumed he was talking about his dad playing something like Simpsons Tapped Out, but in hindsight he may have (also) been talking about Kayla.
 
i have to disagree that an emotional affair is a nothingburger. women who are happily marriage, they will be friendly but not flirty with other men. so, when married women open themselves emotional with men like that, 9 times out of 10, she is going to her pussy smashed.

Most women of my acquaintance have generally claimed that they'd prefer their husbands were involved in an uncomplicated one night stand that was 'just sex' to an 'emotional affair'.

Emotional affairs are seen has having a much greater capacity for betrayal and are regarded as a much greater threat to the marriage. I think they take the view that men are unlikely to leave the wife and kids just because they've had their sack emptied, but when they fall in lurrrve, that's when they start engaging in rash, destructive behaviour.
 
I see a similarity to the Juggernaut, maybe when Balldo Man sees a mountain of cocaine, he becomes unstoppable.
You do mean physically unstoppable, as opposed to his lying gob which is unstoppable at all times?

The only reason I want to see the bodycam footage is - not for whatever squalor his home may be - but the expressions on the cops faces when they recite the "right to remain silent" bit.
 
You do mean physically unstoppable, as opposed to his lying gob which is unstoppable at all times?

The only reason I want to see the bodycam footage is - not for whatever squalor his home may be - but the expressions on the cops faces when they recite the "right to remain silent" bit.
Physically. If you stand between him and his coke, he will suck your cock till you lose all of your strength.
 
If you catch your wife erp with some dude you should tell her to cut that shit or its over.
I would honestly get a copy of the logs, and file for divorce. I'd think its over - sexting is cheating. You're getting someone off sexually. And even if you claim its just for fun, that's intimate in nature. Far more than a married person should engage in.
 
That´s Balldo Man. I see a similarity to the Juggernaut, maybe when Balldo Man sees a mountain of cocaine, he becomes unstoppable.
Both for that similarity to Juggernaut and to an astronaut's helmet, I call him the Balldonaut.
 
With some renewed "Dear John" talk recently, something has been nagging at me for a while. I'm pretty sure I remember him using some of the points he harped on in "Dear John" months earlier in a glib, hypothetical manner.
I've searched through the YouTube transcripts from Rittenhouse to "Dear John" and didn't come up with any leads. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be a viable method to search through Rumble videos. I think I remember him talking to probably one other person, rather than a panel, but I'm not 100% on that. I think he was talking to a woman and if I had to make one guess, I was leaning toward Andrea Burkhart, but I wasn't able to find anything.
I've been scratching my head at @♂CANAM productions♂ earlier post because I myself am confused.

To be clear, this might have happened. I am not saying you're wrong. What I'm saying is if it did happen, I don't know about it, and it certainly wasn't pursuant to me super-chatting anybody. Because I'm pretty sure I've never superchatted anybody ever. Superchats aren't my thing.

There is a big hole in my Rekieta knowledge from 2021 to late 2022, in which I wasn't viewing any of his content. I had moved on to other things. I satisfied my Rittenhouse and Depp coverage from other sources.

Nick becomes really ass-blasted and vendictive if you refuse to remain eternally loyal regardless of how shitty his own behavior gets. You see more recent versions of this with Sean, Elb, Andrew, and Null. Except now it's even more ridiculous, because now you are a "snake" if you won't countenance him having 27 grams of coke in a home with children, his 8 year old testing positive for said coke, and his children being dirty and unfed.

So it wouldn't exactly shock me if he's been holding a grudge this whole time and it came out there was a "proto Dear John" at some earlier point that went largely unnoticed.

Pretty funny... and pathetic, if true.
 
Nick has fucked up his prefrontal cortex from alcohol, and cocaine at this point he’s better off letting the teenager at Pizza Hut make his decisions for him.
More likely than not, as part as Nick's plea agreement, he will be required to seek and maintain employment. Someone in parole or partial custody can't just claim to be self employed.

Given Nick's complete lack of work history or skills other than getting dangerously intoxicated on stream and neglecting his kids, I suspect that relatively soon, a teenager in his local fast food restaurant will be his supervisor.
 
"Dear John" only reaffirmed my belief there is a God, because three months after that the cops were kicking down his door and what little remained of the rotten facade by that point crumbled.
God also has a plan for Juju, giving him a daughter in the hopes that he'll change is tryhard homosexual moid manners. For the sake of his daughter I hope Juju drops that wannabe tough guy schtick because his jokes are just not funny.
Or this God has humour and we're in the for deserved implosion of Juju the cow.

There is so little going on upstairs, and it is obvious that she merely adopts the politics. opinions, and speech patterns of whatever guy she is fucking.
Women with no personality like this, who are just a void that morphs into whatever scum ejaculates in them attracts a certain type of men. The vindictive, manipulative and wannabe poser types who are pieces of garbage looking to exploit people. Ape is a pretty vivid portrayal. Balldo saw that and went right in. He has experience fucking with Our Wife already.
 
God also has a plan for Juju, giving him a daughter in the hopes that he'll change is tryhard homosexual moid manners.
God, I pray you are right. What scares me is he still has Digibro and Vito in his circle, and he's getting closer to Melton. Finding out the gender of the child horrified me.
 
Probably the reason that the group of people I briefly played EVE Online with were relatively normal people was that they weren't interested in roleplaying, they just wanted to punch way above their weight in alliance fleet engagements and because waking up at 3 am to roflstomp the Russians amused them
Diehard roleplayers are fucking weird. There's a reason why many noteworthy ones become lolcows, or entire communities like F-List get featured.
What do you mean grey area? There was recently a story about some roleplay gta V streamer cheating with other roleplay streamer in real life due to them roleplaying.
If you catch your wife erp with some dude you should tell her to cut that shit or its over. Roleplay about saving the planet not sucking edick in your dork star trek game whore.
The grey area is whether or not a person actually believes they're the character or not. Some people can separate themselves and enjoy a hobby like a D&D session but others never put down the game, so to speak.
i have to disagree that an emotional affair is a nothingburger. women who are happily marriage, they will be friendly but not flirty with other men. so, when married women open themselves emotional with men like that, 9 times out of 10, she is going to her pussy smashed.

had kayla and "star trek guy" continued on, they would have met up in a hotel in minneapolis. or maybe they had and kayla keep it on the down low. imo, most women can keep a secret, such as an affair, to their graves.
For Nick, if he was doing his job as a husband she wouldn't be doing this shit. Thus if she was just casually playing a game it should've been a nothingburger. But clearly she was going to the game to get something that Nick failed to provide.
It almost certainly wasn't the MMO but rather one of the Star Trek phone games. Nick at one point bitched about phone games that drain money from people by milking the nostalgia. I had assumed he was talking about his dad playing something like Simpsons Tapped Out, but in hindsight he may have (also) been talking about Kayla.
Phone games with communities and group play functions do fall under the MMO umbrella, albeit not directly. They still have MMO functions despite being mobile. Horrifying and fascinating to see just how complex mobile games can get. It's no wonder they're all cash grabs.

Speaking of which, Nick will reach new levels of seethe if Kayla discovers that otome game Love and Deepspace. Literally designed to prey on lonely women.
 
Which is why I stand by the fact that whatever happened was probably not that deep, because with these roleplay things it's rarely ever personal even when conversation is taken out of game and there's player flirting that goes on. Most people understand at the end of the day it's probably not worth pursuing beyond some sexting and exchanging nudes AT WORST.

But did it offend poor Alpha GigaChad Balldo's feefees? It doe is not have to be a substantial slight to trigger a narcissist.

This? It seems he is talking about being a bit (joke) - it´s the first I´m hearing about this but I read it like he was fucking around (joking) with this Egalitarian person - not an op. What do you mean by "planting" the story?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kmfZ-Oeb8FA:107

The backstory is that I started bullet-point summarising his LOCALS streams ITT, and Nick got mad about it and the ensuing discussion here. He also was angry about the logging of the chat.

In one stream he talked about how he and a female audience member were planning on attending a drag show. I dutifully summarised, and discussion in the thread came to the general conclusion that 'Yeah, that sounds like something the faggot would do'. Nick then had the clipped moment above on his next stream or so about how 'dumb' the Farms (and myself) were for 'believing' it. He then gloated about his 1 million IQ troll. Literal, 'Jokes on them! I peed my pants on purpose', meme moment.

It was a petty attempt to 'discredit' critics and take shots at myself as he seethed. In the next few streams he called out my account by name. I ignored him and just kept logging and summarising.

How did EWU get the Chris Chan arrest footage? I think Chris's charges got dismissed and they still released the footage. I know they wont release it while the case is active but isnt it just a matter of an FOIA request after the case concludes?

Different state; different laws.

It almost certainly wasn't the MMO but rather one of the Star Trek phone games. Nick at one point bitched about phone games that drain money from people by milking the nostalgia. I had assumed he was talking about his dad playing something like Simpsons Tapped Out, but in hindsight he may have (also) been talking about Kayla.

It was the online game. Nick played a sponsored session on Twitch with his wife that is lost to time.

I've always thought it was Monty's lawyer, Schneider. Wishful thinking maybe but anything is possible in the Balldoverse.

Funniest outcome, yes, but Schneider seems competent and ethical in his vicious strategy.

So it wouldn't exactly shock me if he's been holding a grudge this whole time and it came out there was a "proto Dear John" at some earlier point that went largely unnoticed.

It was LegalBytes drama that foreshadowed this. He threw massive shade and painted himself as the saint in that. It wasn't as mask-off, and he actually pulled off the PR couple win at the time when his brain wasn't full of holes and his name mud.

As it turns out, maybe she was a bit dumb, but she was right as well.

More likely than not, as part as Nick's plea agreement, he will be required to seek and maintain employment. Someone in parole or partial custody can't just claim to be self employed.

Given Nick's complete lack of work history or skills other than getting dangerously intoxicated on stream and neglecting his kids, I suspect that relatively soon, a teenager in his local fast food restaurant will be his supervisor.

Kadiyohi monitoring his streaming schedule if they let his claim employment as a streamer would be kino.
 
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