💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Bad news, everyone. While we were distracted, the largest market crash at least since the Global Financial Crisis of 2007–2008 has occurred.

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How did we miss it? Turns out he's talking about the Dow Jones Industrial Average, which is an index of only 30 companies (the largest one being UnitedHealth Group, lol). It does not broadly represent the "markets" or optimism/pessimism about Trump. I don't want to get into details about the "losing streak", since who cares, but suffice to say the index is still up by quite a lot since the election. Rick should not quit his day job to become a stock market analyst.
 
Something Awful said:
Bad news, everyone. While we were distracted, the largest market crash at least since the Global Financial Crisis of 2007–2008 has occurred.

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What he's talking about is the Dow Jones Industrial Average, which is an index of only 30 companies (the largest one being UnitedHealth Group, lol). It does not broadly represent "the markets" or optimism/pessimism about Trump. I don't want to get into details about the "losing streak", since who cares, but suffice to say the index is still up by quite a lot since the election. Rick should not quit his day job to become a stock market analyst.
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He needs to get a day job to be able to not quit it.
 
Patrick's preserverance in the face of adversity is astounding. Of course, the adversity is entirely of his own making, but imagine the headway he could make if he applied his energy and time to literally anything else in life.
 
I like to imagine that the pig waking up these days sounds like an emergency backup turbine spooling up - snorts and sharts and grunts as the starter engine engages, then the huffing and puffing as the turbine begins to spin, faster and faster until all there is is a continual REEEEEE interspersed with fat fingers slamming into a touchscreen.
 
oh my god lol pat is batshit insane. That girl really doesn’t care about his drama, she just wanted to celebrate her success. He’s gotta be seething right about now, look how fuckin unreasonable these domestic terrorist cyber nazis are. And she’s so friendly right back, pat looks clinically insane.
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“If it doesn’t look like you,” lol. Only certain people get representation now, and where the fuck did those millions of dem votes go this election?? They just disappeared! Its a mystery, child.
 
Picnic_Boy said:
It's the giant toe that makes all of the rules.
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The captain of the toes.
Judge Holden said:
Honestly even the most hardened of criminal lawyers would be perturbed by getting calls at three AM in the morning of someone breathing heavy while madly whispering "pigtits pigtits pigtits pigtits pigtits pigtits pigtits pigtits pigtits pigtits pigtits pigtits pigtits" while occasionally breaking into crude oinking noises and cackling like a madman.

EDIT: Get the feelin we are about to welcome a newly minted patposter
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Have you stopped making those calls, by the way?
 
Divine right to rule said:
Oh yeah, we are just a handful of the clinically obsessed.
The Cryptic Web Chronicles YT channel alone has almost 6k subs. There are surely thousands of Fatrick-enjoyers all over the world.

For once in his life, the pig underestimates his popularity.
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At this point, there are enough stalker children to fill a small city. We're going to have the world's largest prison built for us to enjoy and we'll get in the Guinness Book. Or we're going to Enjoy Penal Colony like the British did to their undesirables.
 
Elbe said:
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Your child's body, Pat's choice.

FOREVER
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You tell them, Patrick.
Guardianship of minors is just bible-thumping traitor propaganda.
Children should be able to decide everything about their bodies without parents or even the state interfering.

They are absolutely mature enough to decide about their sexua... Hmm....


Pat, pull up. You have spent to much time with your Sci-Fi writers and NAMBLA-enthusiast colleagues.
 
A.P. Hill said:
At this point, there are enough stalker children to fill a small city. We're going to have the world's largest prison built for us to enjoy and we'll get in the Guinness Book
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Another brave Farmer managed to get a photo of the Stalker Prison earlier this year. With the news that the Farmers are now also considered to be Stalkers, I look forward to enjoying it.
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Another incredible bit from Pat. I still sometimes think that he is the world's greatest comedian doing this all deliberately.
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This Machine Milks Cows said:
Another brave Farmer managed to get a photo of the Stalker Prison earlier this year. With the news that the Farmers are now also considered to be Stalkers, I look forward to enjoying it.
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Another incredible bit from Pat. I still sometimes think that he is the world's greatest comedian doing this all deliberately.
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You are not a licensed comedian. Stalker.
You have no audience. You have no jokes. You are a man twisted by Internets in to a mockery of comedy's perfection.
 
GOOD NEWS: CONVICTED PEDOPHILE & FRIEND OF PATRICK S TOMLINSON, DOMINIC FRANCHETTI IS DEAD !!!
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CITATION BY PUBLICATION THE STATE OF TEXAS COUNTY OF WILLIAMSON

TO ALL PERSONS INTERESTED IN THE ESTATE OF DOMINIC PETER FRANCHETTI, DECEASED, Cause No. 24-0710-CP4, in County Court at Law #4 of Williamson County, 405 Martin Luther King Street, Georgetown, Texas 78626.
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Rest in piss you fat fucking pedo
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This Machine Milks Cows said:
Another brave Farmer managed to get a photo of the Stalker Prison earlier this year. With the news that the Farmers are now also considered to be Stalkers, I look forward to enjoying it.
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Another incredible bit from Pat. I still sometimes think that he is the world's greatest comedian doing this all deliberately.
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If they're not performing for an audience, why is like 30% or more posts here because of them?
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GOOD NEWS: CONVICTED PEDOPHILE & FRIEND OF PATRICK S TOMLINSON, DOMINIC FRANCHETTI IS DEAD !!!
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Rest in piss you fat fucking pedo
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Mourning_Cloak said:
This is truly a dark day for Guntkind.

A flag at the half hovel will be flown at half mast in his honor.

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RIP Bozo
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Patricks penis is always at half mast so that's good enough isn't it?
 
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