🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Figantic Gaggot]

I'm late on this but the way my jaw dropped to the fucking floor when Ambler said she orders takeout THREE times a day. That is beyond reasonable conception. Once again asking HOW she is alive today

my ex did this too, and i genuinely don't understand how someone is financially stable enough to do that. eating at home has shown to be cheaper and better for your health.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Why does he even entertain her by replying? Just ignore it.

Because he’s an unemployed, miserably single, aging gay bitch.

 

[Terfatron]

Goooorl....
That combo is killing me

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Goooorl....
That combo is killing me


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In another life Big Al the cat killer would have actually healed and maybe just become a nice dork called amberlyn and maybe she wasnt so smart but people might have liked her for her silliness and actual quirks and might not even be fat. but she live sin this life were she let her greed and narcissism and retardation control all her impulses and decisions in life. We all face trauma and she is one of the most unhealed woman I've seen.

 

[powdered toast]

my ex did this too, and i genuinely don't understand how someone is financially stable enough to do that. eating at home has shown to be cheaper and better for your health.

I think with Amber she sees it as a flex because she can afford it. When she says shit like "I'll order out 3 times a day if I want to" she is trying to evoke jealousy, like when she shows how much she wasted on Torrid/Layygos or how much cash she carries around with her. I don't know if she completely understands that ordering trash to eat all day long is just going to disgust people. It will excite the feeders though so that's another angle.

 

[Saint Nicholas Cage]

Women within is a similar price point to torrid, they carry more basic items (like base staples) AND most of that goes up to 5xl. The quality is also somewhat better

she gets her extra long lay-geens from women within so she knows they exist, she just wants to dress like a kewl 20-something but she’s gonna have no choice but to switch to them soon because she’s quickly sizing out of torrid.


Also, when she had given the details about where she got her pants (you know, the super tight ones 4-way stretched to the max for ‘compresheen’) I checked out their size guide and holy fuck they have the most insane vanity sizing.

 

[Even more 8008135]

A 69-inch waist ... 5.75 fucking feet.

This should not exist.

 

[pick me gorl]

she orders takeout THREE times a day

We already know it's all through DoorDash, and considering how much she eats at each meal, she has to be spending at least $150 a day MINIMUM. That's $1050 a week. I'm sure shes mentioned in a video in the past how much she spends on it every day, but I don't remember. I just know that I tried DoorDash for the first time the other day and I put a $7 meal and an ice cream in my cart and it came to $30, so I said screw it.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I'm sure shes mentioned in a video in the past how much she spends on it every day, but I don't remember.

During Jade era, she claimed about $3000 per month. She's also admitted to eating takeout at least twice per day since the Becky era (2019 for sure, but probably also 2018 and before). Despite all of her bawling, Amber's living exactly the way she wants - her biggest gripe is that her audience doesn't truly see and accept her magnificence.

 

[Insulin reid]

There's also notebooks and planners

Jokes on you the planners are also for food sometimes.

It baffles me that she's spending hundreds of bucks on torrid and yet still hasn't microchipped her pets.

Surely if your cat went missing the first thing you'd do is take the rest of your animals to the vet and get them microchipped after such a rude awakening?

Nah shes gonna totally 100% learn from her mistakes and will vow to never let this happen again so theres no need cause they will never accidentally get out again cause shes just gonna *checks notes* try harder.

I think with Amber she sees it as a flex because she can afford it. When she says shit like "I'll order out 3 times a day if I want to" she is trying to evoke jealousy, like when she shows how much she wasted on Torrid/Layygos or how much cash she carries around with her. I don't know if she completely understands that ordering trash to eat all day long is just going to disgust people. It will excite the feeders though so that's another angle.

Oh so were back to that, great. Shes spent long enough at her feeders so shes back on her dumb shit. She got so much shit for the same thing last year when she first moved in its crazy shes trying the same rage bait again. Shes gotta balance between getting the feeder coin and not showing mook-bawngz so she doesnt get demonetized for her unhealthy disorders as many as they may be but were back to the same reality- ambers fat lazy and retarded and cant get her head out of her ass in order to cook tasty cheaper options so were just getting back to ordering out all the time. I bet mommalynn isnt at her beck(y) and call anymore so shes gotta eat out 3 times a day. Not like instacart exists or any other meal plan options like one of the thousand freshlys out there so taco bell and the wendys drive through is her ️ ONLY ️ option. Poor thing shes trapped in a cycle she totally didnt make for herself. Will someone please think of the morbidly obese 34 year old children.

 

[powdered toast]

She is doing this on purpose. Lol. I don't ever remember her arms being this large even in the "574" lb era. She might have just not worn all this short sleeve crap and was not trying to show it off at the time like she seems to be doing lately.

 

[FatalTater]

I can't help but think of how poor little Rarity trusted Amber with her life, and ... well.

But now Amber is back in her apartment, with one dog and one cat, desperately making videos gulping soda and gnawing corn cobs and chicken bones to get Emily's attention. Or maybe it's for a different feeder?

Quite the high life she's living there.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

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A 69-inch waist ... 5.75 fucking feet.

This should not exist.

So, Lardo is at least a XXXXXXXL (it's crazy that they're just calling it a '7') right? She thinks just bcuz she can squeeze into Horrid clothing that it fits. Doesn't Horrid only go up to XXXXXXL? JFC imagine all those Xs on your clothing & still not giving a fuck. I guess that's why those companies hide the Xs lol

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

I can't help but think of how poor little Rarity trusted Amber with her life, and ... well.

But now Amber is back in her apartment, with one dog and one cat, desperately making videos gulping soda and gnawing corn cobs and chicken bones to get Emily's attention. Or maybe it's for a different feeder?

Quite the high life she's living there.

its the way she doesn't give a fuck. Like there should be no reason she can't keep people updated on rarity and she could have even made content by recording her and Fed Bundy looking for her. It takes no effort to show any kind of remorse or compassion if she actually did love rarity, and the fact shes putting more effort into making it all go away just says so much about her. Big Al the cat killer.

 

[QueenCeeCee]

she gets her extra long lay-geens from women within so she knows they exist, she just wants to dress like a kewl 20-something but she’s gonna have no choice but to switch to them soon because she’s quickly sizing out of torrid.


Also, when she had given the details about where she got her pants (you know, the super tight ones 4-way stretched to the max for ‘compresheen’) I checked out their size guide and holy fuck they have the most insane vanity sizing.

Wow , a 12w is a small

Honestly one of the craziest things about the TURRID haul is that you can find extended plus size clothing on Amazon that's basically the same thing.

Torrid has shit quality clothing, I know people who wear it () and the seams are always uneven, the fabric for a lot of their dresses and shirts is thin and cheap. Their pants fray and get friction holes in no time at all.

Why would you still put hundreds of dollars for that when you could find some nice *age appropriate* things on Amazon for half the cost?

Women within is a similar price point to torrid, they carry more basic items (like base staples) AND most of that goes up to 5xl. The quality is also somewhat better

She bought some maxi dresses from Amazon during the wifey era.

 

[a hapless toad]

Well well well... Tony used his foster mother's death to get released from jail and then disappear...

But sure, health problems!




Note: Official dates that will help narrow down Amber's timeline fuckery.

 

[Miltank]

makes me think, ALR loved this person as a mother but didn’t even bother attending her funeral? Looks like she traveled 19 hours to Emily’s during that time instead. What a class act.

 

[a hapless toad]

Foster mom died on October 26 after a ”long and courageous battle”. The funeral was on November 21. Tony and Hamber are both mentioned in the obit.

https://www.duggans-serra.com/obituaries/Lynn-Marie-Ledford-Feeney?obId=33748073

I'd go back through the thread to see what she was doing on those dates but we all know she didn't really give a fuck anyway and also it's past my bedtime. Night gorls!

Edit: NO SLEEP TIL...ARCHIVE.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

We already know it's all through DoorDash, and considering how much she eats at each meal, she has to be spending at least $150 a day MINIMUM. That's $1050 a week. I'm sure shes mentioned in a video in the past how much she spends on it every day, but I don't remember. I just know that I tried DoorDash for the first time the other day and I put a $7 meal and an ice cream in my cart and it came to $30, so I said screw it.

This is one of the things about Amber that drives me mad the most, she makes very decent money considering she does little to no "work" and now at almost 34 she has nothing to show for it aside from mountains of plastic junk. Think of all the things she could've used that money for if she'd saved over the years and invested it wisely, she could be a homeowner. She really does care only about short term gratification. Ordering food is expensive as hell (and 99% of the time not worth it) because of order minimums, delivery, and being pestered to subscribe to the app's premium version/tip your driver, so yeah, I'd agree with the $150 a day ballpark considering how much she eats. She's not just addicted to eating but to consooming in general.

 

[-Jack-]

I know her apartment has already been exposed but I have never realised until now how cheap it looks, the walls, the coat hangers, the random unpainted electrical box on the wall- it reminds me of my first university house that I shared, extremely cheap, not much thought. Makes it funnier when she tries so hard to act like she's bouje, she said in a recent vlog how she 'doesn't like to hang stuff on the wall, I love minimalism', no bitch, you probably can't because it's a cheap, disabled rental lol.