💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.3%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.6%

  • Total voters
    685
Nigga which bits weren't your fault? The bit where you let someone else fuck your wife? The bit where you fucked someone else's wife? The bit where you became a fucking cokehead? The bit where you turned your house into a shithole instead of caring for your kids? The bit where your kid tested positive for drugs?
The part where he got caught, in his mind.
 
This faggot will use any excuse to not stream. Like he was going to stream tonight. Sure thing, Balldoman, we totally buy your bullshit.
 
Just plead guilty, we all know you're guilty, you guilty faggot, and we can go back to laughing at your gay ass.
Incorrect he should take this to trial so they bend him over the table so hard he does enough copecaine for the stress to fuck his heart in and kill him preferably live. Also he should hit himself while it happens too just throw one final self hating tard fit of failure
 
Rackets cant eat chips and cook goyslop 2 times a week on camera, BBN cant be a full-time poster because he suddenly discovered he had a family of 11, Dax is taking it up the ass every day by multiple party monsters, Vito fucking around with his scribbles comic book... the only person with any work ethic in the Balldoverse is Ralph.
 
First off, I find it distasteful that he continues to refer to his wife as "Lady Rackets." It's difficult to articulate why, but it implies a level of intimacy between the two of them that by now surely must not exist. Second, why would you sign off a post with your name when your name is at the top of the post? That's double signing, and it's stupid.

-Mouse Cop
 
It’s too bad about LV, seemed like a decent dude and I enjoyed his maritime disaster stories.

As for the balldo, suffah. 2025 will be the year of the continued government cockiest. Taking away his liquor, his cocaine, his firearms, he will be a felon, he will be disbarred, and god willing we will get the bodycam footage somehow.
 
He went off-screen twice due to crying over the loss of Jeff.
After he saw crying generated a $50 superchat, he cried a bit more.

Grifting off a sudden death of an acquaintance is very on brand.

Nick was doling out superchats when Melton's topic was bashing Aaron. He's not trying to rehab his image yet or he would have sent Camelot a $100 super chat during the waterworks with a "Thoughts and Prayers" message.
 
It's difficult to articulate why, but it implies a level of intimacy between the two of them that by now surely must not exist.
He's trying to revive a time when that name meant something to the people he was talking to at that time, when all those people vomit at the sight of his name at this point.

He's calling her Lady Rackets while cheating on her and spitting on her and the children she bore him, after insulting her body and treating her utterly contemptuously.

I hope to fuck she rapes him in the divorce because once this shit is resolved she'd have to be even more brain-dead than I already think she is to stick around with this worthless faggot scumbag who made her a cuckquean.
 
In honor of his fallen fren Jeff, he will not stream ever again, just like his cabinets will never be finished.

PS: unforgiving schedule. This fucking dude does nothing for a living... guess keeping the bottle away is a full time job.
He reminds me of the Anthony Jeselnik bit about how when people post "thoughts and prayers" after a tragedy, they're really saying "don't forget about me today." He could have said nice things about Jeff without turning it into his excuse for not doing a stream he never intended on doing, but everything has to be about him.
 
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