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When Jack finally goes to hell Satan is going to slow cook him with all the smokers he abandoned for all eternity. Gobbless 
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I'm pretty sure if Jack was going to Hell he'd be there already.When Jack finally goes to hell Satan is going to slow cook him with all the smokers he abandoned for all eternity. Gobbless
We all know that Satan doesn't even want him because his meat would be too rotten even for him, and we all know why he won't be in Heaven.
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Not trying to PL but I used to bartend at a VFW. Jack is like most of those guys that spend all day every day there; they lived on Budweiser tallboys, cigarettes, and greasy burgers, and would live to 90, whereas the people who actually took care of themselves would croak around 75.
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The Twilight Zone ending would be a slow pull-out revealing Jack surrounded by smokers for yards and yards and... miles. He's been in Hell all along, and he just hasn't realized it yet. Oh well; he has an eternity. The best cooking is low and slow.When Jack finally goes to hell Satan is going to slow cook him with all the smokers he abandoned for all eternity. Gobbless
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He’s cooking stegg in the Beetza oven. That’s a grease fire in the making.
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I'm a fool for even trying to ask for a rational explanation for this but what boomer news source is Jack listening to that is reporting "Fauchi" unalived millions? I'm guessing this is related to all the bullshit associated with the vaccine which has apparently killed an enormous chunk of humanity somehow which Jagoff's boss Trump also recommended and got.
He's fucking retarded, so he probably means the vaccine, instead of the gain of function virus research that was going on in Wuhan, that was partially funded by the US. Fatty's retardation is the same dumb shit that prompted thousands of moron boomers to cry about wearing a paper cough mask as if that were going to somehow kill them because it meant being cut off from "god's air"(they actually made statements like that) while ignoring that tons of people around the globe wear respiratory PPE 40 hours a week due to that jobs, and are just fine.
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Yeah but, do you really want to live to be 90 looking and feeling like Fatty? I'd much rather die at 75 than live to become... that.
It's some standard on far-right sites that Fauci is somehow responsible for COVID. Meanwhile he was the one that was telling people how to avoid it. You can't make this shit up .
The best I heard was somebody saying that it increased the amount of CO2 you inhaled and made you sicker. Meanwhile doctors wear those for hours at a time when doing surgery without issue. But stupid people didn't understand the need for masks in the first place.
Oh there were some retards with CO2 meters holding them in the open air, and then breathing on them under a mask and pointing out the increase in CO2. Because people are fucking retarded. I remember some politicians doing this shit on the news(I think they were state level, you can probably guess which group of states).
But yeah, surgeons wear masks. Car and house painters wear masks. Pest control guys wear masks. Factory workers in places with food wear masks. Plenty of people in asia wear masks because they might have a cough. People with allergies wear masks. The idea that a surgical mask, or actual respirator might somehow suffocate someone when people have been using this shit professionally and casually for decades is fucking retarded, but it's the sort of retarded logic that Fatty would follow.
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Who the fuck is Fauchi?
>Unalive
Fuck off you pussified massive faggot. If this retard is bitching about DAH VAX killing a few who had unseen allergies/reactions, then he shouldn't be such a fat useless sack of shit. Fat retards like him legitimately will have a higher chance of suffering negative symptoms from all kinds of vaccines. Human bodies are all different, we just can't make a vax without any weird shit happening, it's not going to work. Fat fuck is more likely to die from a stroke (I can hope) than any stupid jab.
People like this freak should honestly just be left to rot and die.
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You invoke that as though Jack hasn't been forsaken by his god and left to rot before our eyes.
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This isn't a far-right view. In fact the actual far-right like The Right Stuff, Richard Spencer etc. had some horseshoe effect going on where they largely agreed with the hardline pandemic restrictions. Jack isn't far-right, he is just a reverse leftist. He only believes the opposite of what the left says at any time. Jack is hardly unique in that regard, it's a huge portion of Trump's base at this point.
There are good arguments to be made against the entire pandemic response but Jack is too low-IQ and too low-info to make them. In addition to this he tried to claim that the COVID vaccines "alter your DNA". He went to his favorite AI, but it told him "no dumbass they don't do that". Instead of admitting he was wrong like he pretends to love to do, he just ignored it and went to other AIs that told him the same thing.
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My granny says the devil looks after his own. After four strokes and salmonella several times, I'm convinced the devil ain't looking out for Jack.
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No confirmation yet on Biden pardoning (((Fauci))), but frankly it'd be hilarious to see him do it simply because it implies that the guy did something criminal. An admission of guilt, basically.
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The only thing looking out for Jack is the wendigo puppeteering his increasingly deteriorating frame. Hats off to the Native American that cursed Jack for cutting him off in line at some fast food place cuz damn that is one powerful spirit.
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In Hell, Jack Scalfani is the head chef.
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The only people I've seen calling Fauci a war criminal and being responsible for all the deaths are far-right types. They were also calling the vaccine a bio-weapon, said it contained nanochips which would allow satellites to track you and, my favorite, that the mRNA in the vaccine would shred all your cells because it was a "spike" protein.
The leftists are the ones that are calling the vaccines poisons and you only need to take natural cures to help fight the evil virus.
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This discussion reminded me of this summer during a stream where Jack declared that his 1-friends who died from Covid probably had the common cold or flu and the doctors were too focused on Covid to make the correct diagnosis and "put them on the ventilator" which he implied caused their death. He also talked about being disappointed that nobody had personally reached out to him to tell him he was "right about everything" but he would be a good sport and forget about it.
The sheer emboldened stupidity that Jack and his retarded big brother display on a day to day basis just blows my mind. I just feel that if we could borrow their sense of pride without the associated stupidity we can all achieve great things in our lives. So if you are ever feeling down about yourself for some perceived flaw or slight , just remember this fat tub of shit is a parasite on his family and society and he feels pretty damn good about himself.
The sheer emboldened stupidity that Jack and his retarded big brother display on a day to day basis just blows my mind. I just feel that if we could borrow their sense of pride without the associated stupidity we can all achieve great things in our lives. So if you are ever feeling down about yourself for some perceived flaw or slight , just remember this fat tub of shit is a parasite on his family and society and he feels pretty damn good about himself.